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Pixel Thief  Posts: 429 Joined: 7 Jul 2008     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 935 Joined: 15 Apr 2009    | really classy, didn't stop me from giggling like a school girl though. |
Muckraker  Posts: 252 Joined: 4 Sep 2009   | Nice. I want Metro as a recurring charicter. He or She is funny :). |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 580 Joined: 25 Apr 2008   | "The M Rated Content was most titillating". Your wit, good sir, cuts like a knife. But seriously, from the way EA is milking the marketing for ME2, it's looking like an interglactic badass shootout fuckfest. It seems that trying to make a BioWare game "sexier" is a running theme for them. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2128 Joined: 28 Apr 2008    | haha, that was great. I'm going to have to make a new playthrough, as I can't remember what the hell I did for any of my saves. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4117 Joined: 23 Apr 2008     | Bwahaha, Dr. Breen is a dirty old man, lol. Anywho, you raise a good point on the issue of the save game thing. I played Mass Effect again only a few months ago, and yet I can't remember for the live of me what I set on each one, heh. I'll probably have to play it through again before ME2. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1821 Joined: 8 Oct 2008  | [snikering] Oh boy. That was pretty good. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 736 Joined: 23 Jun 2009   | Shepard can be anything you want Shepard to be. =D |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 419 Joined: 5 Apr 2008    | Haha poor Shephard, because of Fox he'll never get a break over that sex scene. After all it did have "full digital nudity" and "the most realistic sex acts ever concieved". |
Muckraker  Posts: 266 Joined: 22 Sep 2009    | hahaha oh that wacky Dr. Breen |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3141 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | That was hilarious! 'I can be a woman... if you want' XD |
Muckraker  Posts: 275 Joined: 17 May 2009  | I'm not too glad with the 'carry over'-function. I would like to continu a savefile where I have a romance with A, and where I saved B (you know what I'm talking about)..but I only saved B in 1 savefile, in which I had a romance with C. Ergo: no savefile with my 2 'criteria'. So I'll have to play ME all over again, or just ignore a bad choice..mweh. |
Paperboy  Posts: 46 Joined: 6 Aug 2008   |
Dude, if someone hasn't played through Mass effect yet, it's their own damn fault, speak clearly and precicely, what on gods green earth do you mean by ABC? o.O |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1211 Joined: 6 Oct 2008   | Dr. Breen's doctorate is evidently in Snappy Word-Twisting with a second doctorate in Snark-ology. |
Paperboy  Posts: 47 Joined: 31 Jan 2008    | everytime someone says Commander Shepard i think of the protagonist from Opposing Force, who was cooler anyway |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1689 Joined: 19 Jul 2008    | It was a 12 in Britain. Still, the 'I can be a woman if you want' line cracked me up. Particuarly the Metrocop's follow-up. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 68 Joined: 22 Oct 2009   | Gold... I love it. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 91 Joined: 4 Feb 2008    |
It should be pointed out that there will be a choose-your-own starter if you do want to begin again and for those who don't have/never played ME1. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1520 Joined: 6 Jun 2009   |
Now that I agree with you, remember when he interviewed Zoey? "I can be a woman if you want...." hilarious stuff. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1728 Joined: 27 Aug 2008    | Damnit Shamus you gotta stop making me laugh in public places, now I'm getting that "Your Crazy" stare from everyone. Thanks for the great comic |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 11 Apr 2009 | Now that my friend, was hilarious. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 133 Joined: 2 Apr 2008  | OK, Shamus, you really *do* bring in the funny. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2047 Joined: 5 Jun 2009   | Oh man,it's just hilarious. Poor Shepard,ridiculed on national TV! Okay,not really national,and not really TV,but the point still stands. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 720 Joined: 24 Mar 2009  | That was good, and it doesn't surprise me Breen would play a female toon on ME. And Metro could be Breen's Ed McMahon! Heeeeeeeereee's the Administrator! Okay, doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same way.
I agree with you on that thought, even though Opposing Force Shepard was just a itty bitty corporal. Considering the guy is still in limbo, definitely hasn't had any chance for rank advancement. Though he may be so weird in the head by now as well, he's calling himself Admiral Shepard of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 203 Joined: 1 Jun 2009  | The best one in weeks, and that's not being negative about the quality of the other Stolen Pixels. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1759 Joined: 3 Sep 2008   | Haha, Brilliant! |
Muckraker  Posts: 226 Joined: 18 May 2008 |
I think developers should make there games more mature. I mean don't make a game thats entirely porn, thats for the japs to do, but Mass Effect was really grown up with their romance plot. |
Time Lord  Posts: 10066 Joined: 13 Feb 2008    |
Glad to know I'm not the only one :) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2146 Joined: 20 May 2009 | Hehe... I see what you did with the "Mass applause" part. good show, sir. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1142 Joined: 29 Jul 2009 | Good one! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3732 Joined: 22 Oct 2008  |
I'm with you guys. When I saw the title, I was like "SQUEEEEEEEE--", then I saw who it was and... uuuh... Let's just say I don't see eye-to-eye with ME... |
Paperboy  Posts: 39 Joined: 29 Jul 2008 | Ha! Fantastic, absolutely brilliant. |
Muckraker Posts: 275 Joined: 17 May 2009 |
Very well. I have two savefiles. In file 1 I 'dated' Liara, but Wrex died. In file 2 I 'dated' Ashley, but Wrex lived. Of course I want Wrex to be alive in Mass Effect 2, but Liara seems like a much more interesting partner (or whatever she is). And so my problem arises.
A choose-your-own starter? As in, you can choose what Shepard did in ME1, or as in, there is simply one start-option for beginners where Shepard made choices that Bioware thinks are the best for enjoying the game? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1228 Joined: 25 Nov 2007  |
Ah, but remember, Adrian Shephard was a Corporal, not a Commander. Y'see, Shamus, I keep track of what attitude each of my characters have by way of naming. For example, my good character in Fallout 3 was Daniel "Don't Call Me Danny" Lupiero, because nobody ever names a bad guy Danny, right? However, the bad girl of the Capital Wasteland I played on my second playthrough was named Alisha "Sin" Sincavage, because thinking of a heavily-armed and leather-clad woman who calls herself "Sin" makes me happy in my happy places. ...I'm sorry, what were we talking about again? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 580 Joined: 25 Apr 2008 |
I completely agree with you. I really liked the romancing in ME1. However, you should look up what EA is doing marketing-wise with ME2. Take a look at the newest unveiled character: Subject Zero. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsefCmNAQR4 Now maybe it's the direction that BioWare wants to take it in, but I feel EA's heavy hand behind this. |
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Stolen Pixels #137: Breen Interviews Commander Shepard
Commander Shepard is eager to please.
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