Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

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I will never look at DC the same way again...

What's with all the negative comments, seriously?

He wasn't at home so he couldn't do a review. I thought that was implied knowledge; but it seems as though everyone thinks Yahtzee just screwed them over.

The video was funny and basically, it was that or nothing.

C'mon Yahtzee.
We wanna see your take on Uncharted 2.
Do it!

I've been a fan since your very 1st video and I've up till now felt no real reason to register and comment.

But for the love of god!!! keep your tourist happy snaps to your self! yes you are that guy!
In future stick to what you are great at.
Cynical game reviews.

Man worst 6 minutes ever.

>_< !

AbeLincoln:
for those of you that dident like, please remember that he said if you want a game review, "fuck you", thats what yahtzee does, so quit commenting

Oh right how stupid of me to think that a threaded comment system is only here for show and not for the "viewers" to make their thoughts and opinions heard.wow I'm such a ditz hahaha righto well off I go then.

Fanboys defending a critic from criticism... interesting

Ha ha ha for the true road trip experience you drive through the midwest. That's where the magic is at. And by magic I mean ultra boredom. Cornfield, soybean field, more cornfield, cow, soybean field, etc etc... for hundreds of miles nothing but corn and soybeans. Whoo, that's living it up. Lucky boys you lot were, you actually where in an area with something to look at. Ha ha cock and balls; Yahtzee, you pervert, that was great.

seriously.... that was terrible. I don't whant to see your holiday videos... I want to see what your bloody paid for. Zero punctuation.

BuGGaTon:

yzzlthtz:

B...British? Did I miss something?

Probably...

His accent is pretty australianized by now, it seems to me. Or are we talking about Yahtzee?

This video was actually pretty cool, not my favorite one ever but still. I just wanna say to all the people wondering if he is only funny scripted, no, he's not. Go to Australian Gamer, and find one of the podcasts he is in, I'm constantly in stiches through the whole thing!

I haven't laughed out loud at something in such a long time. That was so refreshing.

"Looks...kind of like...cock and balls...*smiles*...yeah."

XGosuPanda:

Man worst 6 minutes ever.

You've lived a privileged life.

*raises hand*
Now that would kick ass getting berated by Yatzee when its just a recording...until hearing it 1000 times causes you to chuck it out the window and later realize you just destroyed your *insert crazy dollar amount* GPS system

Thought he would go the Family Guy route with the giant boob, anus, Lincoln on the toilet thing. But they agreed that the Washington Monument looked like a giant phallus.

Why does this guy complain about women? A fine hat like that with a pleasant British accent, that will get you laid where I live.

jak1165:

This episode was, as Yahtzee says, pure shite. It was bad, boring, and terribly unfunny. I'm sorry, Yahtzee being an ignorant tourist isn't funny. And If I may say so, that hat looks much cooler on stick-figure-Yahtzee than real-life-Yahtzee.

Tbqh, stick-figure-Yahtzee looks much cooler on the whole than actual-Yahtzee

That was hilarious, jak1165
I didn't want to be quite that honest, but I'm glad you said it for me.
It's made me laugh more than the whole Yahtzee Washington video :P

YukoValis:
Why are you trying to become an asskisser to Yahtzee now? you know what he likes and hates as if you study him? :) I told the truth about him deserving a vaction, and you told your sad pathetic "woe is me no video review, I sad..." opinion. Get a life ^^

Study him... Have you watched any of his game reviews at all? He thinks everyone is shit, numbnuts.

And that wasn't no "truth" actually, just what your little head makes up. I also didn't ask for no video, I said the one he uploaded was shit (still is).

Now stop using those ugly smileys, they make you look dumb(er).

Viggo:

YukoValis:
Why are you trying to become an asskisser to Yahtzee now? you know what he likes and hates as if you study him? :) I told the truth about him deserving a vaction, and you told your sad pathetic "woe is me no video review, I sad..." opinion. Get a life ^^

Study him... Have you watched any of his game reviews at all? He thinks everyone is shit, numbnuts.

And that wasn't no "truth" actually, just what your little head makes up. I also didn't ask for no video, I said the one he uploaded was shit (still is).

Now stop using those ugly smileys, they make you look dumb(er).

Your still on this? It's been over a week! Honestly get a life.

I told the truth "he deserved a vacation" which can rightly be said since he has done enough to get fanboys like you. Not a great accomplishment but hey at least he has stupid people like you who continue pointless debates like this. I honestly couldn't care less how he feels, but obviously you do so I'll humor you.

Now take your opinions elsewhere before you sink down ever lower then you are.

YukoValis:

Your still on this? It's been over a week! Honestly get a life.

I told the truth "he deserved a vacation" which can rightly be said since he has done enough to get fanboys like you. Not a great accomplishment but hey at least he has stupid people like you who continue pointless debates like this. I honestly couldn't care less how he feels, but obviously you do so I'll humor you.

Now take your opinions elsewhere before you sink down ever lower then you are.

Yes I am still on this, do you have eyesight troubles? Yes it has been over a week (I think), and it'll be the death of the Internet before it stops! Only people who are lacking it, says that.

It's not the truth, it's bootlicking. He should release a video review of all games in the current week before being granted any sort of vacation. If you (personally) consider this debate stupid, why don't you end it? Don't blame it on me.

No U.

Viggo:

YukoValis:

Your still on this? It's been over a week! Honestly get a life.

I told the truth "he deserved a vacation" which can rightly be said since he has done enough to get fanboys like you. Not a great accomplishment but hey at least he has stupid people like you who continue pointless debates like this. I honestly couldn't care less how he feels, but obviously you do so I'll humor you.

Now take your opinions elsewhere before you sink down ever lower then you are.

Yes I am still on this, do you have eyesight troubles? Yes it has been over a week (I think), and it'll be the death of the Internet before it stops! Only people who are lacking it, says that.

It's not the truth, it's bootlicking. He should release a video review of all games in the current week before being granted any sort of vacation. If you (personally) consider this debate stupid, why don't you end it? Don't blame it on me.

No U.

two weeks... it's been two weeks. Ok seriously, you need a life. Even I fear for your safety....maybe

Anywho, I pointed out something that's true, you attacked me like a crazed yahtzee fanboy. How many times must I say this before it will sink into that underclocked brain of yours? You claim to know how yahtzee thinks, and yet you demand of him like said fanboy style. I've been trying to end this, but you keep on coming back!

YukoValis:
two weeks... it's been two weeks. Ok seriously, you need a life. Even I fear for your safety....maybe

Anywho, I pointed out something that's true, you attacked me like a crazed yahtzee fanboy. How many times must I say this before it will sink into that underclocked brain of yours? You claim to know how yahtzee thinks, and yet you demand of him like said fanboy style. I've been trying to end this, but you keep on coming back!

"two weeks... it's been two weeks. Ok seriously, you need a life. Even I fear for your safety....maybe" - Yet you keep responding.

No you didn't point out anything. Yes, I must attack people trying to lick Yahtzee's beehind. Of course I know, you should too. It's pretty apparent from the videos.

You have not been trying to end this... That is why you keep coming back.

Viggo:

YukoValis:
two weeks... it's been two weeks. Ok seriously, you need a life. Even I fear for your safety....maybe

Anywho, I pointed out something that's true, you attacked me like a crazed yahtzee fanboy. How many times must I say this before it will sink into that underclocked brain of yours? You claim to know how yahtzee thinks, and yet you demand of him like said fanboy style. I've been trying to end this, but you keep on coming back!

"two weeks... it's been two weeks. Ok seriously, you need a life. Even I fear for your safety....maybe" - Yet you keep responding.

No you didn't point out anything. Yes, I must attack people trying to lick Yahtzee's beehind. Of course I know, you should too. It's pretty apparent from the videos.

You have not been trying to end this... That is why you keep coming back.

So you must defend yahtzee? Admit it, your a fanboy. Talk about wanting to kiss'ass. Now shut up and leave me alone fanboy.

YukoValis:

So you must defend yahtzee? Admit it, your a fanboy. Talk about wanting to kiss'ass. Now shut up and leave me alone fanboy.

No no no. Ass kissing is revolting, that is why I point out your ass kissing. NO U shut up and stop responding.

Viggo:

YukoValis:

So you must defend yahtzee? Admit it, your a fanboy. Talk about wanting to kiss'ass. Now shut up and leave me alone fanboy.

No no no. Ass kissing is revolting, that is why I point out your ass kissing. NO U shut up and stop responding.

Then stop ass kissing and trying to defend the man. He needed a vaction, enough said, let's get on with our lives.

YukoValis:

Then stop ass kissing and trying to defend the man. He needed a vaction, enough said, let's get on with our lives.

No no no. If you look at all the previous posts, you will see that it is you who is ass kissing, and me objecting because I find the ass kissing revolting. He does/did not. If you want to get on, stop responding.

Thank you for traveling through our Nation's capital and desecrating its symbols with all your sexually suggestive, understated remarks.

Though I must agree your comment on the Washington Monument was quite timely given the flawless placement of those 2 particularly round and funnzy trees at the base of the shaft.

Viggo:

YukoValis:

Then stop ass kissing and trying to defend the man. He needed a vaction, enough said, let's get on with our lives.

No no no. If you look at all the previous posts, you will see that it is you who is ass kissing, and me objecting because I find the ass kissing revolting. He does/did not. If you want to get on, stop responding.

No No No. If you look at the first post you will see me yelling at the fanboys to piss off. Those same fanboys that cry and sulk because their yahtzee didn't give them a video game review. Boo hoo. So yeah i'm done, when I get another message in my inbox from this I'm just going to delete it. I know you will message anyway wanting a fight, but to bad. Later.

YukoValis:
No No No. If you look at the first post you will see me yelling at the fanboys to piss off. Those same fanboys that cry and sulk because their yahtzee didn't give them a video game review. Boo hoo. So yeah i'm done, when I get another message in my inbox from this I'm just going to delete it. I know you will message anyway wanting a fight, but to bad. Later.

Yes yes yes. Now you're just using my words, get original!
I dare you to delete it.

I say it's incest. Still another person, even if it is just a clone.

JetstreamGW:

Denamic:
I'm starting to wonder... Isn't Yahtzee reminded of penises by pretty much anything?

Oh come on! All of us think it looks like a dick too! I'm pretty sure that was a joke by the people who built it. Either that or we were saying that our first national leader was better endowed than anyone else's.

I wouldn't put it past us.

Well yeah, but I can't remember a single video he HASN'T connected something to tits or dicks.. or both.
Also asses and balls.

Lol even though it was not zero punctuation i believ that it was still one of the funniest vids he has done

Yahtzee's British and he sounds it. He doesn't sound remotely Australian (yet, 2009)

Well i got a question if a hermaphrodite is a bisexual would that make it a straight person?

Well fuck me that was some intresting sight's ey mate?

Why was this censored? All of his other videos contain swearing.

You know, Yahtzee, for such an eloquent and fashionable guy, you sure say "like" a lot. I still love you, though! Can't imagine why someone would have put that one particular monument in Washington...I'm sure someone has an answer to that pondering, but, if nothing else, it's makes for an endless supply of dick jokes

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