Question to all Yahtzee fanboys: is everything he says pure gold, or should he stick to yellow with funny figures and leave out the punctuation?

Why'd they censor Yahtzee some times but not all of them? Honestly, either go all the way or don't bother.
That said, some good stuff there. Especially the clone-masturbation tidbit.

pretty good shot of "Marine One" in there

I hope you read the plaques

This Fallout 3 Prologue DLC review has sub-par graphics, low-quality sound (Yahtzee sounds non-rant-ish), and not enough of that Sergant Pepper fellow.

why was there no super mutants in DC or was fallout 3 not based on current time DC?

I've said it before when he was on the last ENN News Video: Yahtzee isn't that funny on-camera because he's out of his element. Its one thing to be recording audio and images, but an entirely different experience to go on camera and act.

Just an observation...

I know - they've at least given us something. But honestly - why call this rubbish Zero Punctuation. It's not part of the show, so why put it in that slot?

Yikes, look at all the people raging at Real Life: The Video Game! I, for one, welcome our new hatted overlord and his keen observations of the great American monuments.

Doug:

whaleswiththumbs:

Yahtzee is such a conversationalist.... I like the clone part, made me wonder alittle.

The answer is simple - its incest - the clone is NOT you, it just happens to have you DNA, so it can't be musarbation. IF it where himself from the future, or some wierd quantum superposition effect, then yeah, it'd be masturbation.

Good point, but I will choose to ignore it so that i can blow peoples minds.

hes doing it right now

Yay, Yahtzee went to DC! Did you go to the Spy Museum? That place is awesome. So is the Air & Space Museum.

Do you guys think ZP is really that funny anymore?

ninjajoeman:

omg

...sir, you have won one free Internet. Please claim your free Internet from the tray at the front door.

For the folks complaining that he's not up to his usual funny stuff, consider this: He was probably still under the effects of jet lag, had just gone through three days at GameX (which, let me tell you, can lead to all sorts of headaches) and had probably spent at least a couple hours in that car already. Me, I just like listening to his voice. There's something soothing about it.

In fact, show of hands: Who would buy a GPS with audio from Yahtzee?

*raises hand*

"In three kilometers, turn left. That's right, I said kilometers, you American twit. You know, like WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD USES."

Urm I can't help but think that Yahtzee got this idea from My mother when she went to India and showed Me about five moments of Elephants and rubbish jokes....

Just shows great comedy comes from time not always improvising.

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

Time to sleep I guess... even tough its early, but yeah thats the only thing this video inspire me.

Fuck you for bleeping the Fucks in your boring Travelog when you fucking leave them the fuck in your fucking ZP's and EP's, you fucking Kangaroo Fucker.

Love ya.

Haha that was bloody brilliant. I would love to go to America with a funny bastard ;)

ZeeClone:
Thank the Lord for ZP.

Wednesdays suck without ZP.

Agreed! One of the reasons I arrive at work in the morning is knowing that I have a new ZP episode to look forward to.

Don't stop the magic!

hope you enjoy your visit Yahtzee i hope you eat cake and i think the answer to the question if you have sex with your clone what would it be masterbastion XD

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really? theres already a demo-po of that?..........stop looking at me!

Am I the only one that found it funny? Maybe it was because I wasn't expecting him to just say the most obvious things.

A very nice change. Well done Ben.

wow, he really can't ad-lib.
at all.
the sad thing is, he could probably have come up with some half decent material if he had planned it out.

MajoraPersona:
not enough of that Sergant Pepper fellow.

+1

Wow, we are lucky that Yahtzee is so funny unscripted otherwise that would have sucked.

Freedom153:
im 12 and what is this

garbage you will have to suffer through in 5/17 months

DC blows, its like New York, but cleaner, less interesting, and has about 1/4 of the poeple

I donno why but Yahtzee looked and acted like a gangster in this =P its the hat with the shades...

Then again I think everyone looks like a gangster.

haha cool. anyways, why was he in DC??

The Rogue Wolf:

ninjajoeman:

omg

...sir, you have won one free Internet. Please claim your free Internet from the tray at the front door.

aw no cookie

I laughed SO goddamn hard at this. I wonder how many people will completely miss why it's funny. You can live in Australia for the rest of your life, but your humor will always be British.

On one hand, it was a delicious video with some good thinking questions (I just pondered the clone sex theory yesterday), but on the other hand he called the Washington Monument "Washington Memorial"

Disregard the twats who complained about the live show. It was still entertaining.

I think it was great that he tried to get something to show at all considering he was in a car most of the time...

10 points for effort.

I think this episode should have been longer, also the audio should be more compressed. Oh, and there was waayyy to much talk about games.

Im sorry but that was bad - and i dont mean the jokes, it just wasnt funny, didnt seem to have any purpose, no reason behind it and no flow in the final cut.

I'm sorry but yahtzee, dont give up the day job. You make the worst tour guide sincce the blind, deaf, quadriplegic guy gave us a guideed tour of the Himalayas.

The washington memorial looks like a giant cock because it is a testament to our most important founding father's unrivaled manhood. duh.
Oh right i guess i need to leave a comment. I'm honestly glad you did something. I was half expecting just to get left high and dry after your trip to the states, and just get neglected...