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Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 797
Joined: 21 May 2009

So without a script, Yahtzee is just that guy in the group who makes kind of funny jokes that his friends can build off of. He's the bearded me!

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 591
Joined: 22 Dec 2007

Good, not great definitly has some funny bits

Copy Clerk
Posts: 54
Joined: 12 Oct 2009

SyphonX:

susurs92:
wtf? DC? the hell is this?

It's fuck you, basically. Didn't you get the fucking memo. For fuck's sake, holy fuck.

Did you say fuck enough?

OT: It was nice to see Yahtzee talking at normal speeds. While not funny, it was entertaining to say the least. Now go taste the sights and sounds of America!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2366
Joined: 14 Sep 2008

A nice change of pace. Not funny but hey at least he is doing something different.

Muckraker
Posts: 295
Joined: 13 Sep 2009

Undead Dragon King:

Thank you for advocating limited government, Mr. Choshaw

I rofled hard at Choshaw.Made me picture Yahtzee as if he was Chinese!!!

Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 19 May 2009

Okay that was....just utterly painful to watch.

Muckraker
Posts: 295
Joined: 13 Sep 2009

Niomo:
Real Life is not a game. Do not like.

Your right!!!! Life is a joke not a game!!!!!

Copy Clerk
Posts: 68
Joined: 1 May 2009

damn you! now I want cake! ...and a trilby ...but mostly cake!

Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Meh, would only have been interesting if he'd flung his poop at each location like a rabid chimp. I'd have paid to see that. I really would.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2799
Joined: 7 May 2008

I'm not really sure why people are complaining about this. I thought it was fantastic.
To each his own, I guess.

Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 16 Jul 2009

Well it sucks that there was no review this week but everyone needs a vacation now and then.
At least I have apocalypse lane tomorrow.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 8 Apr 2009

What, you come all the way across the pond and didn't want to stop in on the Colonies (Canada?)
For shame, good sir.

Plus, you know, you could have gotten away with much more before anyone tried to arrest or shoot you.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 540
Joined: 26 Jun 2009

i wish he warned that terrorist werent allowed to veiw at the start that way I wouldnt feel awful now.

Muckraker
Posts: 295
Joined: 13 Sep 2009

Tonimata:
I amgonna call Yahtzee Mr Captain Statetheobvious from now on.

Firstly you have two prefix titles.Secondly that seems unfair that he makes one clear point to some less observant (retarded) viewers and his classified for life.

Paperboy
Posts: 39
Joined: 5 Mar 2008

jthm:

protogenxl:
You need to experience the true America.

Find the nearest Sonic Drive-In or Cracker Barrel and go there.

That's about as "real america" as Swiss cheese. Go to the nearest ghetto scene and make random hand signs. That's real America for you.

"ghetto scene" only make up a small percentage of the country.

Beat Writer
Posts: 211
Joined: 15 Aug 2009

"It's a big guy... sitting."

Some things fell flat, but this was better than no video at all this week, I suppose.

Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 9 Sep 2008

I do now crave... the cake.

Oh, and how exactly am I supposed to know whether or not I should visit Washington D.C.? I demand a number score! Loosely based on the general life-worth of the citizenry, if you please.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 26 Oct 2009

This is good every once in a while. Yahtzee's break is always a good joke while he is gone. (Still no Fallout 3 Jokes?) As well watch out for Hideo Kojima clones. (You know the ones that bore you with words for 3 hours on how go they are and so on, or is that a Democrat?)

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 610
Joined: 25 Dec 2008

lol no ZP but this was great =)
yess NC ftw

Paperboy
Posts: 20
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

meh

Copy Clerk
Posts: 84
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

Hrm, I wish the music had been a bit more quiet, sometimes it was hard to hear what he was saying.

Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 16 Jul 2009

Good lord... in the amount of time it took me to write my first post over 30 people had finneshed theirs.
Does this mean that people have more to say if something unexpected happens?

Press Junketeer
Posts: 398
Joined: 13 Sep 2009

I love this topic, the people who whine the most about this video are the people who have ZP as their avatar. Neither one of them had anything constructive to say about it, just "im confus". Sure is fans in here.

AND what I love about this video, is that Yahtzee has finally shown his more human face, not the voice of "writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder" trolling shit out of those games speaking somewhere from the void, while imps and people in hats appear on yellow background, but actual man of blood and bones, with HIS OWN sense of humour, not "what should I say, that people will like?" that I think was mentioned in both his interview, and in that one made by Unskippable guys as a major problem of satiric videos.

Speaking of punctuation, I did none in the last 6 lines of text. Wow.

Paperboy
Posts: 34
Joined: 7 May 2008

Well, that was pointless...

Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 15 Jul 2008

son of a bitch i live in DC. why didn't you tell us u were coming?

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 544
Joined: 31 Aug 2009

Yes! I got him in the eye!!

...

I mean ... uh ... >.>;

Muckraker
Posts: 289
Joined: 28 Jun 2008

protogenxl:

jthm:

protogenxl:
You need to experience the true America.

Find the nearest Sonic Drive-In or Cracker Barrel and go there.

That's about as "real america" as Swiss cheese. Go to the nearest ghetto scene and make random hand signs. That's real America for you.

"ghetto scene" only make up a small percentage of the country.

Not where I live. There are a lot more people packed into or near urban ghettos than there are people living in the manner Cracker Barrel or Sonic would have you believe.

But you're right. If you want real America, just go to any McDonalds in any country and swallow some of the same bland, unhealthy fried shit we eat here. We keep exporting our monoculture anyway. You can get the "real" America almost anywhere in the world.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 4 Nov 2009

I really, really like watching Yahtzee's reviews. This doesn't mean I like watching Yahtzee. I mean, who likes looking at other people's holiday videos?!

Beat Writer
Posts: 203
Joined: 1 Jun 2009

I never thought Yatzhee liked dick jokes so much. It was still funny, though.

Paperboy
Posts: 11
Joined: 26 Aug 2009

Meh. It's not easy to be clever on the spot though...

Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

I prefer the paper cutout version of Yahtzee in all honesty the man has the camera presence of a dead gopher.

On the Record
Posts: 5011
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

With the pauses between his words 'n such, and the weird analogies he comes to, I can better understand the way his mind works.
This video made me like Yahzee more as a person.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 538
Joined: 27 Sep 2009

At least he didn't say ''There's no review this month, fuck you!''/

Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

What genre was the music on the background, if anyone can give a name I would be greatfull forever.

Paperboy
Posts: 20
Joined: 29 May 2008

Showing off your holiday snaps/footage is a great British tradition and I, as a fellow Brit, am glad Yahtzee hasn't forgotten that.

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