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Paperboy
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Joined: 18 Aug 2009

I liked it. Quit slagging him off, it was just him doing his thing. He's not really trying to entertain you or anything. If you got bored wank on his eye or something instead of offering hate comments.
On a more positive note, the washington state memorial looked like a momentous cock.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1909
Joined: 31 Jan 2009

fucking hilarious

LOL at oval office,capitial building and the lincoln memorial jokes

LOL at "are you got some in my eye nice shot"
"someone out is jerking off to this"
the mischarged jokes LOL

great job Yahtezz

turn right mother fucker or you hit the wall and die

LOL "is it rape??"

Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 28 Oct 2009

If anyone thought that

A) This was not funny.

or

B) Yahtzee is only talented when he's speedreading reviews of video games.

Congratulations, you are one of the world's population of idiots.

When he's actually being himself and not doing his ZP bit, he's much funnier than any of these six minute game reviews, which any of you would know if you listened to the Australian Gamer podcast or kept up to date on the Game Damage show.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2736
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

I enjoyed this one a lot. It's been a while since I enjoyed a Zero Punctuation. Did you enjoy your trip?

Beat Writer
Posts: 140
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

I don't see why this was made. Don't get me wrong, I really like Yahtzee, and his acid wit, but this wasn't ZP. This was just a holiday movie.

I'd have preferred it if ZP was just held off for a week. Yahtzee deserves a holiday, and doesn't need to air it. Just take the time off, and don't worry about the fans.

Beat Writer
Posts: 140
Joined: 11 Mar 2009

shabobble:
If anyone thought that

A) This was not funny.

or

B) Yahtzee is only talented when he's speedreading reviews of video games.

Congratulations, you are one of the world's population of idiots.

When he's actually being himself and not doing his ZP bit, he's much funnier than any of these six minute game reviews, which any of you would know if you listened to the Australian Gamer podcast or kept up to date on the Game Damage show.

Will someone please get this guy's tongue out of Yahtzee's ass before he becomes absorbed.

Thank you.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 105
Joined: 16 Nov 2008

Wow. Yahtzee sure is boring when unscripted.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 469
Joined: 25 Apr 2009

Ahhh DC jokes. Because living here you never get enough of them...

You can never truly capture the insaneness of a roadtrip in a 6 minute video.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 4 Jun 2008

pyror:
wow... I was bored..
stick to game reviews please

Yahtzee is not your fucking monkey.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 90
Joined: 22 Feb 2009

Wow, all this bile. Im half expecting the next ZP to be another mailbag showdown now =/

And to be honest, I think a video of Yahtzee in real life was needed at some point, if only to show his jibbering cult following that he is just a normal person, just like everybody else with internet-made fame.

Muckraker
Posts: 327
Joined: 17 Mar 2009

Wow. This was the stupidest thing I've seen from ZP. I actually forced myself to watch the whole thing :S

Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 16 Oct 2009

Wow, I hit him in the eye! What a great shot!

Anonymous Source
Posts: 8
Joined: 5 Aug 2009

Amazing lack of super mutants.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 78
Joined: 3 Nov 2009

Funny, thought Yahtzee was going to make the infamous joke on the capital building that looks like a giant breast. But....won't get into that too much....

....damn it, now I need a cake too and it's early here...argh >.<

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3290
Joined: 10 Feb 2008

The best thing of this video was the hilarious self-censorship. He reeeaaaally had a great time in DC, by the looks of it.

Beat Writer
Posts: 207
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Good to see he's not letting this whole "internet personality" thing get to his head.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1153
Joined: 23 Jul 2008

Nice to see a little bit of variation. Good vid.

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 25 Aug 2009

trelloskilos:

shabobble:
If anyone thought that

A) This was not funny.

or

B) Yahtzee is only talented when he's speedreading reviews of video games.

Congratulations, you are one of the world's population of idiots.

When he's actually being himself and not doing his ZP bit, he's much funnier than any of these six minute game reviews, which any of you would know if you listened to the Australian Gamer podcast or kept up to date on the Game Damage show.

Will someone please get this guy's tongue out of Yahtzee's ass before he becomes absorbed.

Thank you.

i loled.

and yeah it was funny but really, yahtzee is a game reviewer who reads quickly from a script. this kind of change in pace is gonna upset his fans, obviously. it's like jim carry talking about politics. he MAY actually have something to say, but people like jim carry cause he acts crazy so his fans don't want to hear him talk politics. same thing here.

i agree with the guy who suggested he make a back catalog of game reviews that he can use in this kind of instance.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1254
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Quit bitching, Yahtzee couldn't do a review so he did this instead. Maybe this wasn't as good as a review but he didn't have to do anything so be grateful.

Beat Writer
Posts: 190
Joined: 21 May 2009

Aww man was hoping to see a real ZP but this was pretty damn good anyway!

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 25 Aug 2009

DarkPanda XIII:
Funny, thought Yahtzee was going to make the infamous joke on the capital building that looks like a giant breast. But....won't get into that too much....

....damn it, now I need a cake too and it's early here...argh >.<

i think you missed the subtext

Press Junketeer
Posts: 431
Joined: 20 May 2009

protogenxl:
You need to experience the true America.

Find the nearest Sonic Drive-In or Cracker Barrel and go there.

We don't have a Sonic nearby, but when I went to one I discovered that it is, in fact, the king of fast food.

Anyhoo...

Nice. Review. XD

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 20 May 2009

It was realy refreshing to see 'the real' Yahtzee (Jagd sie!). I've also expectid a Fallout 3 reference or two. Nice diversion all-in-all. Hmmm... cake...

BANNED
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Joined: 26 Dec 2008

Hamster at Dawn:
Maybe this wasn't as good as a review but he didn't have to do anything so be grateful.

Doing nothing would have been better.

User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Washington DC. (Permanent)
Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 11 Sep 2008

Meh...

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 872
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

i loved how slow it was lol. and the bland humor was awesome.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1378
Joined: 11 Jun 2009

Nice vid. Good to see the guy get some fresh air

Yeah...what DID happen to that make-a-ZP-game thingy?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1063
Joined: 23 Sep 2008

wow, Yahtzee in my town! how was I not informed?

Copy Clerk
Posts: 117
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Wow, that was hilarious. I wasn't expecting laughing that much at a non-game "review". As soon as the video showed Yahtzee alongside the Washington Memorial, I laughed so hard that my roommate wondered if I was insane.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1063
Joined: 23 Sep 2008

Nemorov:

protogenxl:
You need to experience the true America.

Find the nearest Sonic Drive-In or Cracker Barrel and go there.

We don't have a Sonic nearby, but when I went to one I discovered that it is, in fact, the king of fast food.

Anyhoo...

Nice. Review. XD

closest one is in Fredricksberg I believe

Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 8 Mar 2009

I don't mind a little "break"/experiment

But why is the word "fuck" being beebed out?
When in a normal ZP it is not?

Beat Writer
Posts: 162
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZzzzz. Gimme zero punctuation. if i wanted to watch 4 nerds in traffic i would stay awake during my car pool in the morning.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 27 May 2009

Haha, very awesome, it was great to see yahtzee in the flesh. you should come to the UK for a trip sometime :D

Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 28 Oct 2009

trelloskilos:

shabobble:
If anyone thought that

A) This was not funny.

or

B) Yahtzee is only talented when he's speedreading reviews of video games.

Congratulations, you are one of the world's population of idiots.

When he's actually being himself and not doing his ZP bit, he's much funnier than any of these six minute game reviews, which any of you would know if you listened to the Australian Gamer podcast or kept up to date on the Game Damage show.

Will someone please get this guy's tongue out of Yahtzee's ass before he becomes absorbed.

Thank you.

That person should first take the time to figure out why you never learned to accept variety...maybe it has something to do with not passing junior high.

Paperboy
Posts: 44
Joined: 18 Aug 2008

It looks like a tribute to Bill Clinton as Jeff Duhnam said

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