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Creator of Zero Punctuation  Posts: 253 Joined: 8 Aug 2007     | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 210 Joined: 18 Apr 2008    | I hope he reviews borderlands sometime soon, or at all. I also wonder if he's heard of or plays dwarf fortress, since it seems like the type of thing he'd really like. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 25 Dec 2008   | I fuckin hate it when you automatically stick to walls. |
Muckraker Posts: 242 Joined: 17 Oct 2007    | Man definitely going to skip this. boring concepts. |
PROBATION  Posts: 14 Joined: 30 May 2009    | Very funny review! User was put on probation for: Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Origins. (7 days) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 128 Joined: 21 Jan 2009   | Pouncing noogies - love it - I think that should actually be a combo move somewhere in the next Tekken... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1682 Joined: 8 Jan 2009    | Hilarious as always. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1860 Joined: 31 Jan 2009  | I love this game it looks amazing and its a lot of fun the online modes are great and team death match stuff etc.. is also very balance Uncharted 2 is one of the main reasons to buy a ps3 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3228 Joined: 1 Nov 2007    | Brilliant. Will Nathan Drake and walls be able to fight back the suppressors in a cruel world where fucking a brick is wrong? Only Yahtzee can tell. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 73 Joined: 6 Oct 2009  | as alweys yahtzee rapes the game HORRAY FOR IT KEEP IT UP very fun and entartaining |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2170 Joined: 15 Apr 2009   | Damn. You know, my friend told me it was a great game, all cinematic and adventurous and sandbox-y... I was just gonna wait for a little confirmation. Well, it seems I've saved sixty dollars. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1971 Joined: 11 Jan 2009    | Odd, i thought this was suppose to be like the game of year or something, does he hate every major mainstream tittle? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2222 Joined: 26 Oct 2008  |
I´m gonna guess that you're one of those people that take his reviews seriously. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1387 Joined: 26 Jan 2009  | I had a feeling that its cover system was a little off, not too many games can make it good, certainly not R6 Vegas or..........well, you know what I mean............... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2960 Joined: 8 Jun 2009   | Nice video! 'He has a whole potato on his shoulder'. *Walks slowly away...* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2222 Joined: 26 Oct 2008 |
No.He just takes all the bad parts and puts them in the in the review.He said something on the lines of that himself. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2934 Joined: 4 Oct 2008   |
Each of Yahtzee's videos is at least longer than sixty seconds. Ergo, you did not watch the video. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 14 Sep 2009 | I saw Dragon Age!!! Can't wait for that review. Game looks amazing, haven't played it yet though... Crappy $60 a game.. Not that I should be complaining, $100 for Yahtzee is much worse lol Although, Escapist probably foots that bill... Maybe I could get them to foot mine.. Hey Yahtzee, How bout we team up and review games together over xbox live... Wait, hates all smugness that is not his own.. Fuck.. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 114 Joined: 19 Aug 2009  | After the cameo at the end, I'm hoping he does Dragon Age for next week. He seems to have a problem with Uncharted 2 for being unoriginal, but then again, how many original games have there been in the last few years. When something like Mirror's Edge flops, he can criticize it for being overly ambitious, so there really is no pleasing him I guess. |
Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 9 Sep 2008  | For some reason I get the feeling that this video would be the perfect medium for a psychological analysis of our dear Mr. Croshaw. They'd take one look at the several references to The Hoff and start screaming Freudian jargon. Smug hypnotist... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 499 Joined: 4 Jun 2008     | Taking the piss out of Nathan Drake, pointing out the retarded nature of wall-velcro cover engines, promises of a Dragon Age review and mention of the National Portrait Gallery. Not that you actually went anywhere important, but welcome back, Yahtzee. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 14 May 2008   | Good review although I would had liked to hear him talk about the Muti Player |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 9 Nov 2009 | I've been waiting for this review! Very good game though. Great review as always!! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 102 Joined: 8 Sep 2009 | Yet a gain good review, quite funny. Shame that with the game expo trip causing us to lose a review for the 'washington DC is full of easy cock jokes' episode then one or more of Torchlight, borderlands, Dragon Age and MW2 may be missed. but then again we can just watch the MW vid to see the MW2 review, and we can always catch up on Torchlight when the MMO comes out so toss up between Bordelands and Dragon Age for next wee (And I think the end of the review may give a clue to next weeks review.... |
Paperboy  Posts: 16 Joined: 29 Sep 2009 | Where is the ZP Game contest game? :( Nice one liners as always. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 9 Nov 2009 | And here I thought he'd completely shit the review. I'm thinking that it translates as something like, "Okay, if generic." As for the graphics, I think they fucked up the color scheme completely. And the only thing drawing me towards getting a PS3 is The Beatles: Rock Band. |
Muckraker  Posts: 238 Joined: 20 Aug 2008  | I must chime in with Yahtzee on this regard: Uncharted 2 was a game that made no mistakes by doing bugger all new. I would be deeply entertained to see him review something more unique like Demon's Souls, or somewhat more selfishly a solid Western RPG like Dragon Age. Or go completely mad and review Persona 4, Dwarf Fortress or M.U.L.E. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 900 Joined: 15 Apr 2009   | im hoping he will review dragon age for the pc instead of the xbox, it would be nice if the game didn't get slaughtered for it below adequate controls. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 113 Joined: 12 Sep 2007  | Some very nice finds in here - I particularly liked the "... what gamers are going to do anyway ..." sequence (with subsequent toss of controller at the screen :). That said, Uncharted 2 was a lot of fun and indeed a real popcorn game. Was a bit disappointed that Hard and Crushing difficulties didn't really challenge as much as the press made it out to be ("like playing chess" my ess). Still, I'd tell anyone and their grandmother to give this one a go - great fun, especially in Crushing. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 669 Joined: 25 Aug 2009 | I was suprised to see him have a sort of like for the game, considering how much he hated the first one. Okay so it was grudging but hey. I have to say, I'm not buying a S3 and this game won't convince me. I saw someone playing it and all I could think was how bland it was as well. Also, I watched this review wearing a hat, for some reason this makes me smile even more. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 777 Joined: 23 Jan 2009  | sounds like a good game then- comon PC port |
On the Record  Posts: 6404 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | I still liked the game much. I think it will be GOTY. If only Dragon Age hadn't shitted itself a little with its graphics, because then it would win. (For the record, I personally do not care about Graphics but I'm just saying what I believe will be the excuse they do not give DA:O the GOTY) Anyway, I think this is the first time I've been on the front page on a ZP review Huzzah for me |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 668 Joined: 1 Mar 2009 | Quite disapointing really, i guess i shouldn't expect certain things for him to be reviewing, he doesn't like walls though, which was quite funny. |
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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Uncharted 2: Among Thieves.
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