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Creator of Zero Punctuation Posts: 276 Joined: 8 Aug 2007 | |
Muckraker Posts: 279 Joined: 18 Apr 2008 | I hope he reviews borderlands sometime soon, or at all. I also wonder if he's heard of or plays dwarf fortress, since it seems like the type of thing he'd really like. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 9 Joined: 25 Dec 2008 | I fuckin hate it when you automatically stick to walls. |
Muckraker Posts: 264 Joined: 17 Oct 2007 | Man definitely going to skip this. boring concepts. |
Paperboy Posts: 15 Joined: 30 May 2009 | Very funny review! |
Beat Writer Posts: 130 Joined: 21 Jan 2009 | Pouncing noogies - love it - I think that should actually be a combo move somewhere in the next Tekken... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4687 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | Hilarious as always. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2624 Joined: 31 Jan 2009 | I love this game it looks amazing and its a lot of fun the online modes are great and team death match stuff etc.. is also very balance Uncharted 2 is one of the main reasons to buy a ps3 |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3820 Joined: 1 Nov 2007 | Brilliant. Will Nathan Drake and walls be able to fight back the suppressors in a cruel world where fucking a brick is wrong? Only Yahtzee can tell. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 91 Joined: 6 Oct 2009 | as alweys yahtzee rapes the game HORRAY FOR IT KEEP IT UP very fun and entartaining |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2454 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | Damn. You know, my friend told me it was a great game, all cinematic and adventurous and sandbox-y... I was just gonna wait for a little confirmation. Well, it seems I've saved sixty dollars. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2457 Joined: 11 Jan 2009 | Odd, i thought this was suppose to be like the game of year or something, does he hate every major mainstream tittle? |
On the Record Posts: 5258 Joined: 26 Oct 2008 |
I´m gonna guess that you're one of those people that take his reviews seriously. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1673 Joined: 26 Jan 2009 | I had a feeling that its cover system was a little off, not too many games can make it good, certainly not R6 Vegas or..........well, you know what I mean............... |
On the Record Posts: 5598 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Nice video! 'He has a whole potato on his shoulder'. *Walks slowly away...* |
On the Record Posts: 5258 Joined: 26 Oct 2008 |
No.He just takes all the bad parts and puts them in the in the review.He said something on the lines of that himself. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3246 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 |
Each of Yahtzee's videos is at least longer than sixty seconds. Ergo, you did not watch the video. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 14 Sep 2009 | I saw Dragon Age!!! Can't wait for that review. Game looks amazing, haven't played it yet though... Crappy $60 a game.. Not that I should be complaining, $100 for Yahtzee is much worse lol Although, Escapist probably foots that bill... Maybe I could get them to foot mine.. Hey Yahtzee, How bout we team up and review games together over xbox live... Wait, hates all smugness that is not his own.. Fuck.. |
Muckraker Posts: 350 Joined: 19 Aug 2009 | After the cameo at the end, I'm hoping he does Dragon Age for next week. He seems to have a problem with Uncharted 2 for being unoriginal, but then again, how many original games have there been in the last few years. When something like Mirror's Edge flops, he can criticize it for being overly ambitious, so there really is no pleasing him I guess. |
Paperboy Posts: 43 Joined: 9 Sep 2008 | For some reason I get the feeling that this video would be the perfect medium for a psychological analysis of our dear Mr. Croshaw. They'd take one look at the several references to The Hoff and start screaming Freudian jargon. Smug hypnotist... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 822 Joined: 4 Jun 2008 | Taking the piss out of Nathan Drake, pointing out the retarded nature of wall-velcro cover engines, promises of a Dragon Age review and mention of the National Portrait Gallery. Not that you actually went anywhere important, but welcome back, Yahtzee. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 5 Joined: 14 May 2008 | Good review although I would had liked to hear him talk about the Muti Player |
Paperboy Posts: 22 Joined: 9 Nov 2009 | I've been waiting for this review! Very good game though. Great review as always!! |
Beat Writer Posts: 199 Joined: 8 Sep 2009 | Yet a gain good review, quite funny. Shame that with the game expo trip causing us to lose a review for the 'washington DC is full of easy cock jokes' episode then one or more of Torchlight, borderlands, Dragon Age and MW2 may be missed. but then again we can just watch the MW vid to see the MW2 review, and we can always catch up on Torchlight when the MMO comes out so toss up between Bordelands and Dragon Age for next wee (And I think the end of the review may give a clue to next weeks review.... |
Paperboy Posts: 17 Joined: 29 Sep 2009 | Where is the ZP Game contest game? :( Nice one liners as always. |
Paperboy Posts: 14 Joined: 9 Nov 2009 | And here I thought he'd completely shit the review. I'm thinking that it translates as something like, "Okay, if generic." As for the graphics, I think they fucked up the color scheme completely. And the only thing drawing me towards getting a PS3 is The Beatles: Rock Band. |
Muckraker Posts: 279 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 | I must chime in with Yahtzee on this regard: Uncharted 2 was a game that made no mistakes by doing bugger all new. I would be deeply entertained to see him review something more unique like Demon's Souls, or somewhat more selfishly a solid Western RPG like Dragon Age. Or go completely mad and review Persona 4, Dwarf Fortress or M.U.L.E. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1514 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | im hoping he will review dragon age for the pc instead of the xbox, it would be nice if the game didn't get slaughtered for it below adequate controls. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 119 Joined: 12 Sep 2007 | Some very nice finds in here - I particularly liked the "... what gamers are going to do anyway ..." sequence (with subsequent toss of controller at the screen :). That said, Uncharted 2 was a lot of fun and indeed a real popcorn game. Was a bit disappointed that Hard and Crushing difficulties didn't really challenge as much as the press made it out to be ("like playing chess" my ess). Still, I'd tell anyone and their grandmother to give this one a go - great fun, especially in Crushing. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1352 Joined: 25 Aug 2009 | I was suprised to see him have a sort of like for the game, considering how much he hated the first one. Okay so it was grudging but hey. I have to say, I'm not buying a S3 and this game won't convince me. I saw someone playing it and all I could think was how bland it was as well. Also, I watched this review wearing a hat, for some reason this makes me smile even more. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1565 Joined: 23 Jan 2009 | sounds like a good game then- comon PC port |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 14046 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | I still liked the game much. I think it will be GOTY. If only Dragon Age hadn't shitted itself a little with its graphics, because then it would win. (For the record, I personally do not care about Graphics but I'm just saying what I believe will be the excuse they do not give DA:O the GOTY) Anyway, I think this is the first time I've been on the front page on a ZP review Huzzah for me |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2359 Joined: 1 Mar 2009 | Quite disapointing really, i guess i shouldn't expect certain things for him to be reviewing, he doesn't like walls though, which was quite funny. |
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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Uncharted 2: Among Thieves.
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