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I noticed you didn't interview any goblins for this. What's the matter, too green to be considered for interviews? | |
I was unaware that elves actually existed in this realm...or weren't confined to the forests. | |
Wow, I didn't know Elves had such changeable accents. There is so much I never knew about their kind. To Wikipedia! Oh, and the rest of the program was good as well. | |
My new favourite weekly show. Love the intro/outro about stackable fire, and almost choked on "get your powerglove off her". Great show keep them coming. | |
That does it. I need to requisition an elf for the space under my desk at my day job. | |
*too busy laughing to comment* How you kept a straight face with the Bible sketch is beyond me. *sylvan-american-laughs* | |
ah hahaha slyvan american | |
No, that's not an elf you need for that... | |
Hump harder! | |
It's funny... how not-funny elves are. I never realised it before. | |
Damn elves and their high and mighty attitudes! (though i wouldnt mind being a Dúnadan) Good news reporting as usual! ^-^ b | |
"I wish I could be on fire twice, this studio is always so cold. I have 2 space heaters and an elf huffing on my legs trying to keep me warm" ^ BEST. LINE. EVER. Keep up the good work people | |
Well who the heck else is going to make sure my shoes are polished and my laces tied? What did you think I wanted the elf for? | |
Oh, oh...my bad...sorry...I just thought that...well...I blame Clinton. | |
Best one so far. That was brilliant material from beginning to end. Nice work guys*. * "Guys" in this case includes Kathleen. (Unless she really is part elf. Can't stand elves.) | |
Well, with most people on the internet, it's difficult to tell. | |
Bunch of hoity toity, pointy-eared, smug...grrrr... | |
Two words. Terry Pratchett. | |
Facebook games are evil... Loved the episode liek i always dooo. Looking forwards to Desert Bus! | |
You're familiar with the book, too, I see. That's the truth and it will lead to interesting times, whether people are making money off of it or not. | |
Great episode as always. The bible game segment was my favorite. For the record, i've never liked elves and the one griffin I know can use a mouse fairly well. Now I must go to find out if someone can be set on fire twice. | |
Its true! Elves have gotten special treatment all these years! It finally time they got some equal treatment. | |
Here! Here! It's the dwarves' turn to shine anyway! No more stupid "dwarf tossing jokes"! More hammering! Bigger axes! Interactive beer-drinking mini-games! Keep those pussy elves in brothels and in France where they belong. | |
Facebook games stealing souls, damn I knew it. I suppose everyone who plays FarmVille is pretty soulless. | |
Damn those Elves. What next Orcs claiming they are misrepresented in most games, Equal employment opportunities for the undead. where will the madness end! | |
'Get your Power Glove off of her' | |
Sylvan-American xD | |
Great episode... but what's "Desert Bus"? | |
oh i think we all did :P
lol that was me | |
Best one yet! I would play a DJ Hiro and Sushi K game as long as one of the peripherals, like the Rock Band fog machine, was a radioactive afro that flashes and changes color to my raps. | |
elves: fuck them... lol, sylvian-american | |
"Compelling." That bible sketch had me rolling. Best one yet, crew. Keep it up! | |
"Get your power glove off of her!" That's just classic, also frak elves. | |
fucking Elves think they're better than us... | |
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