Reliable Source: Top Gaming Gifts for People You Don’t Like

Reliable Source: Top Gaming Gifts for People You Don't Like

Marion Cox delivers his annual gift guide to buying for that extra "special" person in your life.

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Well, highest difficulty level in Call of Duty isn't called Veteran for no reason, i guess - it really gives you a post-traumatic stress disorder.

Very funny - a good read!

"Marion Cox is a weekly columnist for The Escapist, and thinks that Atheists are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the internet."

........Ima use that in an argument over religion on the internet...........

also, might I suggest a second gift for the foreign family down the street, of course they need to learn how great America is, so why not help them with:

They mentioned Norfolk, VA! YAY!

But my invisible friends will be so sad

Ah, finally my question was answered. Thank you so much.

This article was kinda of poor try harder

I HAVE TO SAY ITNOT THAT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE WII ITS JUST THAT NOBODY!!! WANTS TO PLAY MADDEN FOR THE WII AND IF THEY DO THERE CRAZY OR SOME GIRL WHO THOUGHT IT B FUN

justblues:
I HAVE TO SAY ITNOT THAT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE WII ITS JUST THAT NOBODY!!! WANTS TO PLAY MADDEN FOR THE WII AND IF THEY DO THERE CRAZY OR SOME GIRL WHO THOUGHT IT B FUN

Are you okay?

OT: Got a chuckle out of me, although that could've been because I read "Marion Cox" out loud.
It's such a funny name.

Did anyone else notice that the article seemed to end on page 1 and then start onto another article on subsequent pages? Read the last 3 pages with a confused expression.

You might want to remove the '[/b]' from the title.

Razer_uk:
Did anyone else notice that the article seemed to end on page 1 and then start onto another article on subsequent pages? Read the last 3 pages with a confused expression.

Is that the first "Reliable Source", you read?

Best tagline... ever?

Haha, pretty funny.

Skarvig:

Razer_uk:
Did anyone else notice that the article seemed to end on page 1 and then start onto another article on subsequent pages? Read the last 3 pages with a confused expression.

Is that the first "Reliable Source", you read?

Aye. I guess that's the style?

Still finding my way around the text portions of the site.

Marion Cox:
Best Price: 40-50 dollars new, but you really can't put a price on freedom, can you?

The price was set in 2004 at $1.05. Didn't you chip in? I'd hate to think we didn't pay that bill...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2oP-XZ9opw

Razer_uk:

Aye. I guess that's the style?

Still finding my way around the text portions of the site.

Yep, that's how it is mostly done. First he tells a story, like this, then he ends it with something like:
"While Mr. Marion Cox is extracted from deep cover, read on for stories concerning John Mayer, Modern Warfare 2 in Africa, and teen videogame violence."
And you get the rest of the article.

If you text while drunk, you're 136X more likely to get into a fiery car crash involving one or more drunken suburban house wife.

Aw, now you're just being mean. I like my 'invisible friend' a lot - thank you very much.

I'll give mine an invisible cake and a hug ^.^

 

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