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I really wish they could have hired an actual Irish actor to do the voice of Sean. Fuck, I'd have done it for free. | |
What a shame. I was SO looking forward to this. Ah well, I might just get it on budget later. | |
But if you would have done it they wouldn't be able to call it "The saboteur". They would have to call it "Furburts adventures through time" | |
Stonking Great Tits! I'm actually waiting for something or someone to come along an thoroughly convince me to get this game. No luck so far. | |
Oh good, I was a little worried that after all the advertising on this site, the game would get a glowing review. It's nice to be reminded that The Escapist is not that kind of establishment. That said, you've actually made me more likely to buy the game, probably because I had already assumed it was going to be awful, I'm glad it's not. | |
Am i the only one to whom this sounds a lot like Assassin's Creed? | |
Those visuals look astoundingly good, but alas if the game is flaunting that you sneak in and lay traps, then make an epic escape/sneak out, and they counter it by having the Guards overly suspicous so sneaking in is impossible, then my friend. You're doing it wrong. | |
..... *Patents quickly* | |
I swear, I think I heard him say "boyo" at one point. Very disappointing. | |
Damnit! Seemed so promising... | |
I for one am shocked that the Escapist's continued demonstration of integrity and cleverness hasn't caused the Internet to implode from sheer improbability.
It doesn't sound awful per se, and I like tits as much as the next guy. But I don't know if it's worth 60 US dollars. | |
Yep. Only one. OT: Anyway, I had no clue whether I was going to get this or not. Now, I have no clue whether I am going to get this or not. Yay...! | |
Mmm I'm loving the noir type style of the Nazi occupied zones, but not many other things.. | |
console controls seem to suck good thing i have the pc version where the only problem is that sean likes to go into cover while i'm trying to sprint away from nazi's! oh well... and yes i did notice the whole pedestrian suicide thing... it's why my civilian kill count is only 6 kills behind the nazi's... otherwise i love the game | |
So after all, I am the only one that can recognize obvious patterns and drive vehicles properly in Halo (don't ask how I always get run over when I (politely) ask to man the turret.) I don't think I'll go close to this game anyways, my budget is way too tight on game lately. | |
A race car driver named Devlin? If this is coming out for the 360, I might rent it for a spin. I don't care about those stonking titties so much as to buy the PC version at full price, especially considering the sad shape of my desktop system. Would a GeForce 7800GTX even run this beast? It's mighty pretty lookin'. | |
If you enjoy sandbox style games, it's certainly worth at least a rental. Paper-thin characters and horrendous voice acting aside, the missions themselves are actually pretty fun, and the visuals are worth seeing. Really just beautiful. | |
boo on the censors! XD | |
Im hoping to get this a s a Christmas present. we'll see if it comes about. looks like fun and while i did get tired of GTA and the clones I think this new take will be quite fun. anyone know if this made it to Oz? are we gonna get a ZP on broken stealth and titties or will we have to wait for Yahtzee to get an import? | |
I'll have to have a look into this, as I'm an enthusiast for new IPs. | |
Which is exactly why I frequent this place so damned often.
Oh wait, I meant play not buy, my mistake. Yes, judging by Susan's verdict, it's definitely worth a play, though I don't think I'll be paying more than 20 of my British Pounds to do so. A solid rent by the sounds of things. | |
I don't get why people are saying the voice acting is so bad. Other than some cliche-sounding accents, it's fine. Certainly no worse than most other games. It's a little sad that EA seems to have no faith in this one. It's already only $49.99 at most Best Buys. I personally think its quite a bit better than GTAIV, but maybe thats just me. | |
It's so saddening when a game is almost wonderful. Such a waste. I felt that way about Bionic Commando. I call those Bad Good Games. | |
I bought it and I think it's great fun just blowing stuff up and running like hell. Plus the noir style graphics are awesome; but the bright areas look washed out and meh. | |
That vid really hasnt sold it for me, looks like its Lego Indy for me then....sigh | |
2:59 censure nipple slip! the irony of that is fantastic! | |
With the capitalisation I assume you mean;- OT - Was still pondering whether to shell out for this. I think it will be one to put on hold until it drops in price somewhat. Good review Susan. | |
That's not how Germans say "Saboteur"! | |
Gah, I don't know what I was expecting for this game but that review dissapponted me. maybe I'll still get it some day, but I will be fully aware that other than the coloring affects and the actual good cause that you're fighting for, it's all been done before. | |
All this stuff on the accents - am I the only one who thinks they were made intentionally bad? I've played through: it's a lot of fun, a half decent story and Sean did actually become likable after a while. A recommendation from me, it be. | |
Hm... might pick this one up | |
Apart form MW2, this is the only game that has really caught my interest this winter. I'm easily impressed so I might pick it up. | |
Stonking Great Tits! And with som imagination it's like Sin City teh game | |
Oh yeah. I remember the part where you drive a vehicle around and shoot people in the face. It's an open world game. It's no closer to Assassin's Creed than GTA4 and Prototype are. | |
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