Unskippable: Zone of the Enders

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Zone of the Enders

A little boy runs from giant mechs, in spaaaace!

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one game I never bought, and never will!

Hehe. Funny monkeys.

You know, I like these videos but really, some cutscenes are so bad that no amount of snarky commentary can save them.

At least you didn't subject us to any scene in which the main character talks. Those were really painful.

They all look like Metal gears?!
Also i lol'd at the Navigator joke

all the flashbacks, explosions and angle changing in this cut scene made it impossible for me to follow what the hell was going on, Paul and grahams smooth voices was all i had to cling on so i would not be lost in insanity and confusion.

Furburt:
The only thing I remember about this game was it had the MGS2 demo on it.

And I've got to use 'Run, or you'll be crushed by the bloated narrative!' at least once in conversation.

I, too, will be making a conscious effort to use said line. It has way too much potential.

Another great episode!

Awesome Clerks reference. I never get tired of it. "In a row?"
Nice episode.

Wow, zone of the enders is pretty damn old. I'm amazed they chose something that came out in the first generation of ps2 games. What's next? Are they gonna dust off Legend of the Dragoon or Grandia 2 (saturn version).

Well, the game itself was pretty fun.

ZOE2 was a lot better (although it also had some pretty ridiculous cutscenes)

i got both zone of enders games
finished them in an evening.

"And what is the room inside the nose called?". Fantastic.

I have no fucking idea what that cut scene was about. Still, funny episode.

"This is the face of a man voiding his boils"

forgot how bad the first games plot was, now I remember

I'm amazed we got through this whole cutscene without a single Evangelion reference. The whole time I was thinking "Wow, they took Shinji and made him even lamer."

Orson Scott Card was the first thing that came to my mind too when I saw "Enders". lol

"In A.D. 2172, war was beginning."

Zero Wing reference FTW!

I hated that litte shit, "I don't wanna hurt anyone!", STFU AND DO MY BIDDING!!

webrunner:
ZOE2 was a lot better (although it also had some pretty ridiculous cutscenes)

Agree 100%. Second Runner is an amazing game.

This game never made any sense! Makes a good Unskippable though.

You two still have excellent chemistry.

he just fell in to the cockpit
HA I WIN
dammit

Distorted Stu:
They all look like Metal gears?!
Also i lol'd at the Navigator joke

Yes, quality placement of the Flight of the Navigator pun. :)

Kid: Ace Mech Pilot.

I've got the GBA ZoE game (Fist of Mars), it's pretty cool... Are the console ones anything like it?

The cockpit gag really only worked because you set it up at the beginning of the video... still, that was damn funny.

Dude maybe it is just because it's Christmas byt the "hehe I'm watching you" robot looks like he is wearing a santa hat! haha.
anyway that one was good. Does this game have any relation to ender's game? I hope not that would be weird...

Cockpits shafts..............they just did it to us again didn't they.

Arkvoodle:

webrunner:
ZOE2 was a lot better (although it also had some pretty ridiculous cutscenes)

Agree 100%. Second Runner is an amazing game.

I finally got it again from ebay after 5 long years without it....at least I think it was 5 years, I cannae really be arsed to check.

One of my all time favourites.

Oh... when I saw that it was ZOE... I was a kid again...
I got one of my catch-phrases, 'even if it costs us the colony', from that game. but 'especially if it costs us the colony' is great :D
Thanks for re-surfacing some great memories, and making new ones :D

Arkvoodle:

webrunner:
ZOE2 was a lot better (although it also had some pretty ridiculous cutscenes)

Agree 100%. Second Runner is an amazing game.

I'll second that, Second Runner was a lot more fun.

Loved this game. You did a great job with it! So funny! God...takes me back!

Did those guys really expect him to save them after they tried to sell him out to the police? I mean really, who wouldn't let them get crushed by a giant mech?

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