Stolen Pixels #154: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 3

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Stolen Pixels #154: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 3

The Combine may be evil, but at least they're evil and inclusive.

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lol.......(yeah thats all iam gona write)

haha ... happy holidays

Season's Beatings to all, and to all, a good night!

Absolutely brilliant!

Seasons greetings, accept your beatings.

I wonder what a budhist would get?

You know, if that one guard would've just said "holiday beating," we would've avoided all this.

Silly, inefficient Combine...

HardRockSamurai:
You know, if that one guard would've just said "holiday beating," we would've avoided all this.

Silly, inefficient Combine...

Yeah, but then they can't really get into the spirit. I mean, what would you prefer: a vague, non-cheerful, "holiday" beating, or a beating tailor-made to your religious preference?

Now I'm going to spend the entire day thinking about head crabs and beatings.

How festive!

Leslee

Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?

LOLOLOL
that was so awesome!
im to assume this is the last of them?
superb funny though!

Heh, even the Overwatch have to toe the political correctness line... :D

Merry Christmas everybody!

This comic fills me with holiday cheer.

ouch ouch ouch! Seasons beatings everyone!

Haha, mingebag, insult of the week or what

HardRockSamurai:
You know, if that one guard would've just said "holiday beating," we would've avoided all this.

Silly, inefficient Combine...

But when the jack-booted thugs of a harsh global alien occupation force take time out of their busy day of delivering terror and oppression to personally single me out... well, that just gives me the warm fuzzies, you know?

On this holiday, may we all receive the beatings so thoughtfully provided to us by our benefactors.

I guess a "nice try" is in order.

Poor man!

That's just pure hilarity. "Happy Chanukah, mingebag!" Tee hee hee hee hee.

TheSeventhLoneWolf:
Seasons greetings, accept your beatings.

You sir, deserve a cookie.

tmujir955:
Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?

New Year's beating, DUH!

wooty:
Haha, mingebag, insult of the week or what?

It's a reference to Concerned #51.

That was glorious.
Beatings for all!

Merry Christmas everyone. I love you guys :D

tmujir955:
Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?

He would just get beaten normally.
Or attacked by bears.

Excellent! Well, at least City 17 Overwatch are equal opportunities!

And a merry season's beatings to our brave Combine oppressors! Now please tell AY-392 to power down the stunstick.

I appreciate the addition of the Darwin fish and humbly accept my season's beating.

OW!

That's just great.

This is actually more clever than it may appear at first glance. Religion is such a sensitive political topic that it's become a shield for various deucebags to hide behind when committing acts of violence. :(

Kollega:
That's just pure hilarity. "Happy Chanukah, mingebag!" Tee hee hee hee hee.

TheSeventhLoneWolf:
Seasons greetings, accept your beatings.

You sir, deserve a cookie.

tmujir955:
Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?

New Year's beating, DUH!

wooty:
Haha, mingebag, insult of the week or what?

It's a reference to Concerned #51.

Actually, both are a reference to Garry's mod, where your default name is "mingebag".

(And I think, deathmatch Half-Life 2 may also have done this. I only played it once and no longer remember.)

tmujir955:
Perfect ending.

...wonder what happens if he's atheist?

He gets a secular beating, its the same as a regular beating except he isn't allowed to say "dear God this hurts" or anything that references God.

Quite hilarious, thank ya Shamus, and Merry Christmas!

henritje:
I wonder what a budhist would get?

A free trip to their next life on the way to nirvana.

Ah, you have made me laugh on this horrid day. Kudos, good sir!

"Mingebag", I see the gmod community is rubbing off on the comics.

Hehehe, and to all, a Good Beating!

I feel like participating in some "Season's Beatings" after dealing with XMAS crap for an entire month.

henritje:
I wonder what a budhist would get?

A koan. "If I am the self, then does that mean the self is I?"

Followed by beatings.

Season's beatings to all and to all a good night!

Shamus Young:

Actually, both are a reference to Garry's mod, where your default name is "mingebag".

(And I think, deathmatch Half-Life 2 may also have done this. I only played it once and no longer remember.)

It all makes sense now. Most Americans don't know what minge is. A fantastic insult.

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