Stolen Pixels #153: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 2

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Stolen Pixels #153: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 2

The Combine probably had to get really creative to inspire their special Christmas cheer in the citizens.

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Good thing I'm not on the naughty list.

Wait, what? No... No! Don't beat me, please! NOOOOOOO!

and a pear tree to go with it

Christmas beating... that's pure hilarity right there.

What metro really needs is a tinsel hat. Or tinsel around his favourite stun stick.

When episode 3 finally comes out, i don't think i'll be able to take it seriously...

Funny stuff Shamus. Funny stuff indeed. :)

Doug:
What metro really needs is a tinsel hat. Or tinsel around his favourite stun stick.

Just for that extra festive feeeling! lol

Jaredin:

Doug:
What metro really needs is a tinsel hat. Or tinsel around his favourite stun stick.

Just for that extra festive feeeling! lol

Of course! Imagine how unfestive a regular beating is! Then throw in tinsel on the stun stick, and you've got that holiday feeling back!

On the first day of Christmas the Combine took from me...
My reproductive ability.

CakeEater:
When episode 3 finally comes out, i don't think i'll be able to take it seriously...

Implying mankind will still exist at that time ;)

But good stuff. One of my favourite comics of yours.

Hilarious as always. I'd love to see what the Combine Christmas Work Party would look like- and what new traditions they have associated with mistletoe.

Haha, and he has to start with the longest Christmas carol ever just for that extra bit of festive fun :D. Kudos, Metro, and kudos Shamus... :)

what if you dont know the lyrics D:

Distorted Stu:
what if you dont know the lyrics D:

12 Golden Rings
11 Golden Rings
10 Golden Rings
....
5 Golden Rings!
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a partridge in a pear tear

The "fair enough" part was the best.

Is it sad that I recognize the location in the comic? I suppose most people do; you spend a good amount of time there.

Ahahahaha. This one was pure genius.

Oh and no orange126, it is not sad considering thats one of the first locations in HL2, and without hl2 you wouldnt even know what the combine were.

On the first day of Christmas, the Combine gave to me:
1 can in a trash bin

Please don't beat me. Too hard.

Holy crap, it's Gordan Frohman!

On the first day of Christmas, the combine gave to me a beating in a pear tree.

that was really funny
too bad im a citizen :(
im not ready to sing while getting a beating

coldfrog:
On the first day of Christmas the Combine took from me...
My reproductive ability.

On the Second Day of Christmas the Combine took from me...

One of my knees
And my reproductive ability.

WanderFreak:
On the first day of Christmas, the Combine gave to me:
1 can in a trash bin

Please don't beat me. Too hard.

On the second day of Christmas, the Combine gave to me:

Two suspects locations.
One can in a trash bin.

HUBILUB:
Good thing I'm not on the naughty list.

Wait, what? No... No! Don't beat me, please! NOOOOOOO!

SING ME JINGLE BELLS! "zap" DO IT!

Did anyone else think of 'Futurama' after reading this or was it just me?

On the first day of christmas the Combine gave to me:
A verry merry christmas beating.

combine soldiers should enlist the help of the krampus that'll teach those citizens.

Fallenangel157:

HUBILUB:
Good thing I'm not on the naughty list.

Wait, what? No... No! Don't beat me, please! NOOOOOOO!

SING ME JINGLE BELLS! "zap" DO IT!

Jingle bells AOH!
Batman smells-JESUS CHRIST!
Combine's are so gay- OOOOH!

They make you sing Christmas carols for taking a beating? That's backwards!

In Australia, some guy got tazed by the police at a 'Carols by Candlelight' thing. That's not what you're referencing, is it?

Santa should have stuck to elves.

"I put red & white striping on my baton. Now the citizens can say they were 'candy caned' !"

Scarlet Knight:
"I put red & white striping on my baton. Now the citizens can say they were 'candy caned' !"

*head/desk*

that actually made me groan out loud, my dad would be proud of that one.

CakeEater:
When episode 3 finally comes out, i don't think i'll be able to take it seriously...

Episode 3 will never come out.

Hehe, nice cartoon, definately raised a giggle from within my flu infected head

Though in tradition of lame christmas carol parodies, I prefer Rudolph the red beaked headcrab, that is now gonna be my new project, when I feel better

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a beer!

[gets zapped]

Ow! Whaddya mean those aren't the lyrics?!

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