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Russ Pitts:
Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

misterprickly:

Doug:
LOL, I just loved the reactions to that guy's requests for beastiallity in games.

I can see some group come out with a DFS (Dog F***ing Sim) and when THAT happens, I'll be investing MY money in BARF-BAGS!

BARF-BAGS! the official besatiality condom.

swaki:

Russ Pitts:
Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

Google it.

Russ Pitts:

swaki:

Russ Pitts:
Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

Google it.

Google "eagle semen?"

Are you mad?

I lol'd so hard, I thought I was gonna wake people up.

I'm torn...

Funniest bit...the legendary send off or all the faces of horror.

Irridium:

Russ Pitts:

swaki:

Russ Pitts:
Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

Google it.

Google "eagle semen?"

Are you mad?

Click the button

My favorite episode of ENN.

... What?
Do you honestly think this is funny?

... Maybe I'm just too old for make-up stories that have no truth in them.

So I go to look up the price of eagle semen (standard practice fact checking) and I find a skeletal looking blog by Russ Pitts stating the following:

I did have a few interesting moments at GDC ... the producers of G4's X-Play asked us to stop by for an interview. It was a bit surreal ... They gave us a tour of their setup, then introduced us around. I'd caught up with the producers and Adam Sessler the night before, but Morgan Webb pretended for about a half second she didn't remember me, then immediately started taunting me about "eagle semen."

No clue what any of this means but Russ Pitts, you sound like a lucky man. I wish Morgan would tease me about... anything.

EDIT: I went back and clicked the first link, and found this:

This is the story of my two years as a writer and producer for The Screen Savers on TechTV. And, perhaps, an explanation of why I sent an email to the entire company telling them I didn't care if they drowned in eagle semen.

OH SHIT: I remember the screen savers! I'm gonna love reading this story!
http://www.falsegravity.com/?page_id=41#content

EDIT 2: The Screen Savers became AOTS?? Russ, I am SO sorry...

I see what you did there during the interview... Beanie babies in the background?
That made the whole bit. Although the episode was pretty fantastic, in itself.

If you didn't notice that, its worth another run through the video to see it. Great job, guys.

Ok I'm disturbed now.

misterprickly:

Doug:
LOL, I just loved the reactions to that guy's requests for beastiallity in games.

I can see some group come out with a DFS (Dog F***ing Sim) and when THAT happens, I'll be investing MY money in BARF-BAGS!

Suggest it to some Japanese developers. We'll make BILLIONS!

not too bad, it just wasn't my type of humor this time.

ew ><

Also, yes, that was Dragon Age at 2:29-2:31.

mmmm...dogmeat....lol *shudder* lol *shudder*

Beth spokesmans shudder at the end...perfect.

So it was for Russ Pitts, an employee at TechTV, a San Francisco-based television network, who sent a stinging e-mail to the entire company when he quit his job as associate producer in February.

http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2002/05/09/corporate_e_mail/index1.html

This isn't the exact article, but it is what I found with a quick Google.

Graham and Kathleen are Blood Mages? Guess you can never really tell.

I thought it was serious until after I saw the first persons reply to the bestiality guy.
I was double u tee effing

Oh man, that was my favorite eNN yet.

Do I spy the running gag of James always being the cop*?

*See 4:05 of the video in that link.

man that was seriously disturbing.

OK, an ap called "Big Fat Greasy Cock" might be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Seriously made me laugh for a good minute. Also the stuffed animals copulating on the shelf made me chuckle.

Good work guys.

Gordon Plank: Ah..... ...... ..... ah ....
HAHAHAHAHAH brilliant absolutely brilliant hahahaha

Why can't we have 2 animals having sex with each other?????

I love Graham and Katleen's reaction to the guy's request for bestiality. And the cop asking for his WoW account(Nice reference to another escapist new letter)

I also love how Katleen talks about sex "is a hard issue and growing in importance and rising to the foreground"

LOL at two cat plushie having sex

At end with Jeremy Petter I love the bear painting it looks amazing.

Oeeeeewwwwwww-kay. :(
Animal sex...*shivers* You know, I don't think that was an act. If it was, he's a very good actor.

Wow, I'll ever look at dogmeat the same way again....

You know? I bet you are are some Bestiality games out there.

Alex is pretty much the id of the internet personified.

Good job, guys.

that youtube video thing was pure win!
and did anyone notice the stuffed animals behind the guy talking about the Beastiallity in games?

best one in a while, "so revolutionary"... I loved the, "WTF?" face.

Bestiality, much like furry porn, is just wrong. It just ain't right.

That was hilarious. Watch it again and notice that the lead up to the "feature" story by Kath is just full of double entendres.

That was by far the best thing that I have watched all week. Great work!

Wow... You guys really need to watch those before you put them in :P

Awesome as always!

The Great JT:
Bestiality, much like furry porn, is just wrong. It just ain't right.

Wow, 64 posts before someone made the first crack at furries.

Anyway, I'm also going to add my vote to the 'I laughed at the humping stuffed animals' party. It didn't really click while I watched it, but a couple minutes later it finally hit me.

That was the best one yet, except for possibly pictodicks, keep them coming guys.

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