Escapist News Network: The Future of Sex

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Woem:
Let's not forget Belle the sheep in Arcanum!

Awesome ref. I love the dialogue tree required to get the option for Belle.

I thought it was funny with the one whose surname was Quickbender, but the guy who had no comment was funnier.

Wow account info, good one : D

Hahaha, the Bethesda spokeman being completely disgusted to the point of haing no words was fantastic.

I'm amazed that "Kenneth Filchrock" could keep a straight face during that whole thing.

Russ Pitts:
Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

Coincidence? I think not.

Doug:

jthm:
Wow... just... wow.

I was going to go do a google search on those apps after watching, but now... yeah, maybe later.

Actually, come to think about it..those apps...and a story on beastiallity?! My god, there linked?!

Ummm... perhaps I wasn't clear. I was going to go fap. After watching, I didn't want to anymore.

There already is a game with bestiality in it. Arcanum:Of Steamworks and Magical Obscura. There is a brothel in that game where you can have sex with a prostitute of your choice or (for a reduced fee) you can spend some [ahem] quality time with a sheep called Belle.
It's all done very tongue in cheek though. Like if you play a female character and the madame is very confused as to how exactly you plan to get off with the sheep.

No gay sex in the game though... Well at least no male gay sex...

XD i love how the beanie babies are positioned behind him

o ya dogmeat is sexy u know it XD

raigne:
Actually, Dragon Age did cater to everyone. If you go to the brothel and choose "Surprise me" you might end up with a pair of nugs... =\

A what? Did you mean nuns?

Father Time:

raigne:
Actually, Dragon Age did cater to everyone. If you go to the brothel and choose "Surprise me" you might end up with a pair of nugs... =\

A what? Did you mean nuns?

A nug is a unique creature in Dragon Age - they are basically subterranean bunny-pigs that are used as a food source and/or pets by the dwarves.

That was great all over. Outstanding interview given by the Bethesda employee.

Hey bestiality might work people will jump off the gay bandwagon and jump on the Doing animals wagon it could solve the whole problem lol

Not all furries like bestiality. But I do know they like rule 34 and they make tons gays furry porn of sonic,star fox,horses,dragons etc...

but when it comes to that not all of them do that either.

talmud:

Father Time:

raigne:
Actually, Dragon Age did cater to everyone. If you go to the brothel and choose "Surprise me" you might end up with a pair of nugs... =\

A what? Did you mean nuns?

A nug is a unique creature in Dragon Age - they are basically subterranean bunny-pigs that are used as a food source and/or pets by the dwarves.

Just so, and it is possible to wake up nude with a pair of them at the brothel. :P

animal sex was hilarious especially with stuffed animals in background couldn't stop laughing

That was! hilarious and equally disturbing as beforehand exclamation mark.

This episode had me laughing the whole way through. Bravo, ENN.

Finally, my first laugh-out-loud moment watching ENN. The Quickbender guy's reaction to the bestiality guy was perfect. Kathleen's reaction was spot-on as well.

For the first ENN I watched, this was pretty funny I'l be sure to check it out this week.

Was really into the show till Kathleen said sex, and I just locked in on the cleavage. At least till the bestiality part...then I was liked the "Bethesda Spokesman"

Best one so far, and the very last word had me cracking up. Genuinely well done

*claps*

raigne:

talmud:

Father Time:

raigne:
Actually, Dragon Age did cater to everyone. If you go to the brothel and choose "Surprise me" you might end up with a pair of nugs... =\

A what? Did you mean nuns?

A nug is a unique creature in Dragon Age - they are basically subterranean bunny-pigs that are used as a food source and/or pets by the dwarves.

Just so, and it is possible to wake up nude with a pair of them at the brothel. :P

a unique creature...
...wake up nude with a pair of them

Maybe i should play that game or get some sleep, but that sounds a bit weird. Did you make the second one, or are you so drunk that you see two of them?

Furrys arent so bad.. I want loli sex in my vidga games! Ive seen the tittys ive seen some of the sex games its time to cross the line we have been in the safe zone for to long! WE NEED FULL ON HARDCORE HUMAN X RACOON ACTION!! A 40 year man and a 2 day old infant LETS GO WE CAN DO THIS!

i think japan has done it already, wasn't there a manga collector in california that was arrested for importing some books?

and i think it is about time we had some decent, tastefully done, integral to the story, beastiality.

of course, i don't beleive in any restrictions. why can't we all just get along?

i'm surpised you missed out on a sex with pokemon joke during this episode. still good though

I swear I can hear a plane engine or something similar from 0:31 to 0:50, and another that sounds like a car/truck from 1:40 to 1:58, among other places.

'A name as suggestive as Dogmeat'
Pure, pure genius
:')

"Happy 2010, the year we made contact"
well, yeah, I mean, everyone freaked out when they found out that we didn't have a spaceship to reach Jupiter back in '01, but almost no one cares, 9 years later, that

Isn't vampire sex necrophilia?

Good episode, and yet bestiality is not the weirdest or grossest thing you can find.

It's 2010. TWENTY TEN. It's the future now. You can stop saying "TWO THOUSAND AND- TWO THOUSAND AND- TWO THOUSAND AND-"

No! It's Twenty Ten.

What's the name of that john cusack disaster movie? I rest my case.

Mass Effect 2 also delivers, though I kinda wish it wouldn't.

0_o) . . . what . . . why . . . You guys have sullied the good name of escapist with this video // Where did this even come from?!? I feel dirty now and Im just after havin a shower

-M

Awwww man. This has to be a favorite among this series. XD The faces. The faces! XD I'd go off on why, but everyone already explained the shocked expressions. lol

Enzeru92:
Hey bestiality might work people will jump off the gay bandwagon and jump on the Doing animals wagon it could solve the whole problem lol

This is actually a valid point. Anyone that really thinks about it would most likely come to the same conclusion. After all, "straight sex" was "the" only right way in the past, right? And now you're looked down upon for not being open to saying homosexuality is okay. Despite the hilariously disturbing guy in the video, it's only a matter of time before society...sorry, the United States is sexually open enough for it to happen. After all, some of the biggest arguments against it is similar to the complaints on homosexuality: "It just ain't right".

/And that is why, I stick to being exclusively straight. XD

I do not think I would have been able to keep a straigh face if I was the guy that had to promote beastiality.

My favorite parts had to be the reactions the news team had to beastial guy.

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