Unskippable: Darksiders

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Darksiders

Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen.

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Woah, Russel is ancient!

Or is it just his grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand son we see in the more modern settings in games?

"Military begins evacuating civilians... from Earth... to where?!?"

And yes, you're right, Bernie would know what to do.

That game's plot was just terrible. Hell, the more I think about that game, the more I hated it. It was derivative, had zero replay value, and the only original thing about it ended up being shit. That was the plot. I ended my review on a positive note, too. But now I just have such hatred and rage for that game.

Bernie could totally surround those enemies.

HUH! Arthus!

Lol, great espisode as always.

Alright a berine joke and a Lost planet joke

LOL at "Romance of the three kingdom"

Liam O'Brien does the voice of War

"public transportation will save us" "public transportation has failed us"

"a bus that's for homeless people.....well my apartment did get destroyed"

Wow, Russel = awesome? Man the dawn of time was a long time ago.

But yeah, that game looks like shit. It doesn't make sense what so ever.

I thought the "Bus are for hobos" was very funny

good episode

Onyx Oblivion:
That game's plot was just terrible. Hell, the more I think about that game, the more I hated it. It was derivative, had zero replay value, and the only original thing about it ended up being shit. That was the plot. I ended my review on a positive note, too.

Ahhh, Bernie could totally surround those enemies.

Yeah I wish I hadn't bought it. Oh well...straight trade in for NBA 2k10.

Russel is FOREVER! xD

Theological headaches are the best.

This really gets me to thinking. How many games has Russel been in?

What in Canada's name is going on in this game.

Hey wait, I think I feel a poem coming on.

I spied my avatar in there ^_^ Awesome episode. Buy Dayumn, Russel should consider retiring if he's been around since the dawn of time.

Good old Russell. Great episode guys.

Just........woooah..

Good EP but that game is weird.

Lord_Panzer:
"Military begins evacuating civilians... from Earth... to where?!?"

And yes, you're right, Bernie would know what to do.

lmao, Yeah, I liked that quote too XD

Good ep guys!

Major theological headache... indeed.

Enjoyable as always.

Edit: forgot to mention that these cut-scenes were both compelling and cinematic.

Oh Bernie, how I missed you so...
I'm gonna have to rewatch that now, damn.

Still not the strangest thing you'll see in New York City. So true.

And where are all the armed civilians? There are tons of those in New York.

And God, what a theological migraine.

I think someone said 'Let's make a game where you beat up angels and demons', and some writer took them seriously and wanted to make a storyline behind it.

That being said, thumbs up on the LP joke.

Public transportation will save us! Hehe...ah, for some reason that line made me laugh, alot. I was waiting to go to bed to watch this, awsome guys :D

Alright!
Go Russell!

Anyway, great episode guys, remember, surround them as best you can, just like Bernie.

It actually dissapointed me that hte angels were getting destroyed, but then I realized there was absolutely no characterization of them so it stands to not matter a whole lot.

i thought he looked like arthas
and... guys... your gonna have to learn to live without bernie...

OH... MY... CANADA. That game looks even less plausible than Legion.

good episode

Maybe Russel secretly IS God. That would explain why he doesn't stop the fighting and what happened to Abaddon's eye (crows like to eat eyeballs). Plus, who wouldn't want a cyborg-bird-god?

it's always new york...

Speaking of Superman, where is he? And Canadians often say Americas name in vain too :D

So the crow is ancient and a cyborg.......amazing. And I too feel that was disturbed when he had to come Earth like "OK who decided to wake me?"

yeah who doesn't take Canada's name in vein i mean i do it all the time.
and yeah his voice does sound like the cave of wonders from aladin
aw i forgot how much i like that movie

I only wish that Bernie actually made an appearance in this video. Russell and Wilhelm were here!

And yet, is there a game where you actually play as a crow? Someone needs to Canada make one!

Bernie could have totally surrounded that situation.
What in Canada's name was that?

I almost want to play this game now. All the characters are out of proportion, War looks like a giant football hooligan, Shoulder pads that are mismatched, He looks like he has pouches somewhere on the body and his body appears to be 12 heads tall, instead of the normal 7 1/2. He has a big ass sword and the greatest super power ever: Guns.

Wow, to blatantly rip off, Linkara, "Dangerous amounts of the 90's wrapped up in one character."

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