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Yeah...I wasn't too hot on Dark Void, and now I know I won't play it at all. Jetpacks sound fun though. | |
Huh, the game ddin't sound so bad. I think I'll get it when the price comes down or something. | |
pretty good yahtzee, shame that the game was way to short, i've seen other games like that, and when are you going to review mass effect 2 if at all? | |
nice review. and dont take the piss outta julia roberts shes lovely!!!! | |
I remember playing the demo... It was shite-tastic. | |
the jetpack might make me buy it now | |
Good review i'll probably not get it thou. | |
Yes... I DO Remember that bit. | |
I remember seeing some development videos about this game about a year ago. I am disappointed that it did not turn out too well (how could a game with a jetpack turn out so poorly. | |
I was really looking forward to Dark Void a first, then i saw actual gameplay =( | |
Oh god ROJO has slipped into the escapists review staff! ABONDON SHIP! | |
Great review, loved the christmas tree bit. | |
Great review. I liked how you choked on "cinematic". I might think of getting this. | |
THANK YOU for once again knocking Too Human. I've been calling it the worst game of the decade for about a month now and some people seem to think I'm crazy. SPREAD THE WORD. | |
Well what do know? I predicted this game would be mediocre suck and it is. | |
So too Human is supposed to be Yahtzee's worst game he reviewed? Interesting I thought there were a lot worse games he did but yeah Too Human is incredibly badly made. | |
Great review. I might consider buying it a year later when the price jacks down just to fuck around with the jetpack. (incidentally i replay the missions in Half Life 2 when you're completely motionless and you see a shit load of amazing things.) | |
One more box on the underachiever pile so. "Alzheimer's patient on a stair lift." Brilliant. | |
Makes you wonder just how much money it'll take for the studios to let someone actually finish a decent game. | |
Good review, i still won't be getting it, but it sounds like you could have destroyed it, and gave it credit instead, which is pretty damn noble of you. | |
Why do I get the feeling that next week's video will have even wider widescreen-o-vision and that he'll just keep stretching and letterboxing until someone calls him out on it? | |
Funny, but this isn't a game I was very interested in to begin with. Wasn't Brad Pitt supposed to be in this game somewhere? Surprised Yahtzee didn't make a crack on that. | |
As always an entertaining movie. Great job. | |
I've started tuning in to ZP just to find out how many people will try to pretend they've watched it and get put on probation! This was a confusing one, some of the things he criticised actually sounded pretty cool and he seemed to go back and forth between liking it and disliking it! | |
brilliant review. Though have you noticed recently main characters in a lot of games are all starting to sound suspiciously like Nathan Drake lately? | |
I won't be getting the game, but it's nice to know that developers are trying something new. Maybe somday they'll also get it right. | |
I wasn't expecting to find this "review" funny, bit depressed, but actually I laughed out loud... thank you Yahtzee for making me smile today. edit, I misspelled Yahtzee, damn it. | |
Hm...too bad that inspiration meter never hit 100,000. We might've thrown Dark Void a party. Or scammed it over the internet with a pop-up saying it was the 100,000th game to rip-off such and such...then giving it a multitude of virus-downloading viruses when it clicked. | |
I remember playing the demo of Dark Void and when I went to hijack one of the enemy's ships my character glitched out, I lost control of him, and he slowly crashed down. Nice review as all ways. | |
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Dark Void
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Dark Void.
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