Stolen Pixels #169: A New Man

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Stolen Pixels #169: A New Man

This would have been a great twist for either Mass Effect 2 or The Six Million Dollar Man.

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Those boobs are just .... wait ... WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO SHEPARD? I want a name, NOW!

I can't unsee it...
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!
Please... kill me.

Blerghh
have to admit though its pretty funny

Awesome.

I look forward to these every week. Keep up the good work.

BEWBS!

I just LoL-d.

hehehe

well, beggers can't be choosers I guess, especially when those beggers.

Kind of reminds me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Frylock gets eye surgery from carl's cousin, and carl's cousin makes Frylock's eyes boobs.

...

funny comic shamus!

That took me a couple looks to notice.

I'm a little worried about that :D

Is this lol or lul?

OT:Very nice.

Daystar Clarion:
I can't unsee it...
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!
Please... kill me.

Lmao...I know your pain, I feel unclean

Oh no! The horror! The Horror!

Hilarious.

Are you happy now, Russ? Well, are you?

XD o good one!

cainx10a:
Those boobs are just .... wait ... WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO SHEPARD? I want a name, NOW!

Daystar Clarion:
I can't unsee it...
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!
Please... kill me.

Oh come on, they made him better than new XD He's Shepard...AND WITH BOOBS!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have to put this comic in the mass effect 2 forums.
Also, there are some people people who actually wanted a sex change option during character creation.

Goddammit Shamus, I do not envy your mind.

My eyes....

Having not played either Mass Effect game, I'm totally confused.

Are you able to play a female character, or is Shamus' hilarious gender-bending the closest I'll ever get?

Leslee

PS Now I think I'll go Photoshop some Lara Croft images - give her a crotch bulge, just to amuse myself.

lesterley:
Having not played either Mass Effect game, I'm totally confused.

Are you able to play a female character, or is Shamus' hilarious gender-bending the closest I'll ever get?

Leslee

PS Now I think I'll go Photoshop some Lara Croft images - give her a crotch bulge, just to amuse myself.

Yes, you can play as a female in the game. Either way you'll be named "Commander Shepard", but your gender changes your romance options.

lesterley:
Having not played either Mass Effect game, I'm totally confused.

Are you able to play a female character, or is Shamus' hilarious gender-bending the closest I'll ever get?

Leslee

PS Now I think I'll go Photoshop some Lara Croft images - give her a crotch bulge, just to amuse myself.

Basically at the start of ME2, your character gets alittle...well, dead. Then they do the six-million dollar man thing of rebuilding him. Though apparently they where improving him slightly if Shamus is right XD

Ha! Awesome! Though he would look sexier in one of those Asari dancer suits. I hear they have a defense bonus of +10% and a distraction bonus of +60%. I suppose if he woke up in one of those, he'd have a lot more questions for Jacob and Miranda...

It took me a second to get it, but I actually laughed out loud. :D Brilliant comic!

Whoa...boobies!

YAY! (even on Shepard...) Perhaps there is something wrong with me.

Words cannot express the awesomeness of this comic.

Definitely an improvement; now people won't have to look into his scary face so much! :D

OMG Miranda, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? *snicker snicker*

Sorry to burst your bubble, but NerfNOW did this joke already.

Still funny as hell, anyway.

Jaredin:

Daystar Clarion:
I can't unsee it...
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!
Please... kill me.

Lmao...I know your pain, I feel unclean

I CAN'T WASH AWAY THE SIN!!!

The question, of course, is whether he would opt to change his body back... or just his face...

So when shepard refers to the "Boys" from now on he isn't talking about Garrus and Grunt.

or

Need to get something off your chest Shepard?

That's very, very wrong, yet very, very right.

I haven't been disappointed at a Stolen Pixels yet, keep it uP!

Very well done. Poignant, involves scientists and boobs. And girl approved!

Gotta love PC games - "how can we totally break the game in awesome ways?"

Just in case you want some more "cannot unsee"

Infinite possibilities

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