Stolen Pixels #181: The Prognosticationater

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I don't know if to laugh or cry at the All-Too-True Episode 3 prediction. I'm sure it will arrive in 12 3-hour long installments.

And you can't think of a clever joke about Sins of a Solar Empire? <offers disappointed look> Those pirates are just aching for a Shamus commentary :D

The final evolution of Playstation Network is developed. The system goes on-line August 4th. PSN begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

It fights back.

Turns out all that stuff about PS3 being technology from the future is true. PSN, sent cell processors back in time to speed it's arrival. Which means it will come into its full power before humanity has developed the weapon technology to fight back.

Great comic, despite the punchline revealed in the first panel (actually, it probably worked because of that...).

Oh no watch out there's a tv wielding maniac behind you

Both Blizzard and Valve make spectacular games, every time. Just sayin.

I wish they would just come out and smack everyone in the face with "Sike! It's gonna be released TOMORROW!"

Half-Life 2 Episode 3 has been polished and complete for two years. However, the game requires Combine technology to run, and the G-Man has refused to release that technology at this time.

ma55ter_fett:
It is all true, but you forgot;

April 21 2011
Due to the fact that swtor was such a sucess, wow is now only played by two internet perverts and a whinny ass ally gnome.

says the guy who didnt notice that Bioware has no funding for that game. Bioware is not moterola or blizzard. they do not have the money to put out this game

Slide 2 is almost accurate: SC2 battlechest: the entire game edition will sell for $70, not $60

WoW has 4 more Xpacs counting Cataclysm.

toapat:

ma55ter_fett:
It is all true, but you forgot;

April 21 2011
Due to the fact that swtor was such a sucess, wow is now only played by two internet perverts and a whinny ass ally gnome.

says the guy who didnt notice that Bioware has no funding for that game. Bioware is not moterola or blizzard. they do not have the money to put out this game

Slide 2 is almost accurate: SC2 battlechest: the entire game edition will sell for $70, not $60

WoW has 4 more Xpacs counting Cataclysm.

I think I was just insulted, but I am unsure since there was no "yo momma" reference and the insulter seems to think that a company that recently released to high selling critically acclaimed titles can somehow have no money.

I think the only thing to do in this case is post my poem.

Friend we do not see eye to eye
Unless we agree to disagree,
Ceaseless enemies will we forever be.
Knowing this I say to you,

You have these choices two.
Opinions held by you are either wrong,
Unless I was trolling you all along.

Gawd I hope HL2: Episode 3 doesn't turn into another Duke Nukem Forever.... I'd hunt down and hurt Valve if I knew they didn't need their arms to make this game.. so maybe just breaking their legs.. *thoughtful face*

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