Well. I think some of you might find this interesting. I know a FF XIII HUGE fan. This is what happens when they see this video and attribute it to your own personal opinion.
*cracks knuckles* Fuck this shiz,
First of all, have YOU, you *****, have YOU personally played ANY of the Final Fantasy games? One, you can't comment on how shit the game is unless you've AT LEAST played three of the games, and that doe...s NOT include seven, because pretty much EVERYONE has played seven and due to that, it's lost all meaning.
Actually, scratched that, seven is epic, but you still need more than that to compare it to being shit.
Second, if you've JUST played, lets say, seven, ideally, that has been said to be one of the BEST games for its time, and even NOW its pretty good, sure, the graphics make Cloud's muscles look like fucking bricks, but that's what Runescape and Minecraft are, and I KNOW you play those, so don't bullshit to me about the graphics.
Third, the plotline of that PARTICULAR game is amazing. Dude, the most ANNOYING bitch in that WHOLE game DIES! Brutally slaughtered too! But the ONLY character EVER who can die three times and STILL make it look good. Bitches. That's impressive.
You don't see fucking Subject Delta dying three times and still making it look like he's a fucking King. Sure, he could, but he'll never be as badass as a guy with long girly hair who SOMEHOW manages to get away with the length and yet, NOT be called a chick. Sephiroth is amazing. Bitches don't know good characters.
Also, he has like... the best theme song ever.
The SECOND you hear that, EVERYONE suddenly has a smirk on their face.
It's like Michael Jackson's Thriller, the second you see it, you do the Thriller dance move.
There, I said it, Sephiroth is as great as Michael Jackson.
Fourthly, this reviewer didn't at ALL say he's played all the games, he said he's played "a few" and that he liked number six, and that is only because the plotline seemed to be 'simple'.
Dude, a plotline MAKES the fucking game.
Yes, sure, you can have too much, just like Kingdom hearts, but what fucking game nowadays DOESN'T have a huge fucking plotline?
Even Bioshock is weird. It has fucking SIX different endings so don't BITCH to me that FFXIII is too complex. At least every game is the SAME, plus, that's what Square Enix IS!
Even fucking Kuroshitsiju is fucking complex. Dude... Ciel's past is a BITCH! Square Enix LIVES for that shit!
Do you know about Vincent's past life? ...fucking hell its depressing.
Nearly EVERY single Square Enix character (game or show) has a confusing background, that's their icongraphy. If someone's plot was just "go over there" its not really that much of a game, huh?
Now, to start off on the characters in FFXIII,
I'll just stick to one, just because, well... I'm already making a lnog enough message, and I still want my fingers to be attached on by tomorrow, so I'll just complain about one.
Let's stick to Hope.
Now, this reviewer calls him a "whiney, weak, coward, socially-retarded mummy's boy."
Do you know the background for his life?
He was trying to escape with his mother, his mother wants him to life, so she takes a gun and goes off to help kill the badguys, she meets up with Snow, and in the end, she falls, Snow catches her, but then he lets go, so she dies.
DUDE... HE LOST HIS FUCKING MOTHER!
Wouldn't you be fucking upset!? if you actually WATCHED your mother FALL TO HER DEATH, you'd be pretty FUCKING upset too!
Not to mention you're hanging around with the man who LET go of her!
I'd be pretty fucking "whiney" as well!
Now for weak, BITCH
Hope is fucking POWERFUL! Not only can he attack, but he can fucking HEAL at the same time! He has SO many abilities and techniques he can use to his advantage. He's my favourite character and I ALWAYS put him into my team. He's fucking POWERFUL! Most of the TOUGHEST in the game actually, and in the first five hours of play, of COURSE he'd be weak.
EVERY CHARACTER IN EVERY SINGLE GAME IS WEAK at the start!
You have to UNLOCK their powers, correct? So WHY is he bitching at Hope? He only played FIVE HOURS of it! I bet he didn't even get UP to the part where Hope got his healing powers.
Also, for coward.
Hope loses his mother, he SEES Snow had let go, and yet he FINDS courage in his HEART to go on and TRY and get out of this damned place so he can live in peace.
Alright. First of all, he had NO idea how to fight, and he had NO family left (besides his father, but he's not really in the gameplay) and yet he MARCHES on like a fucking BRAVE ASS BOY against ALL these creatures to survive! If it was me, I'd be hiding behind the fucking EX-SOLIDER and make her do all the work. FUCK THAT. The boy has balls. Leave him alone.
Now, he also mentions that he "grew out of games when they started to put 15 year olds in clothes made by an ichy-sketch" and lalalala I'm not going to repeat all of it.
FIRST OF ALL!
Most of them have unique clothing. Yes, it may be revealing, but MOST of the Final Fantasy games were designed for MALES. Of COURSE males would want some fucking hot chick with HUGE boobs and skinny legs to be the main character, and to have the audience able to control her. That's how life WORKS. Square Enix is just appealing to the AUDIENCE! If they wanted ugly fat obese men, then YES, I'm pretty sure they'll design those kind of characters instead.
Have you not seen fucking music videos now a days? ALL they are is some stupid fucking half naked women shaking their ass. MEN. LIKE. THAT. WHY is this reviewer ONLY taking his anger out at ONE fucking game when nearly EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE WORLD does that! He's just making up some STUPID excuses towards one game because he wants to be funny and original. I lose all respect for you Max for liking this. Fail.
Alright, you also said Kingdom Hearts is like Final Fantasy... My question is HOW?
Because they're made by the same people?
That's like saying Coke and Sprite are the same.
Just because they're made by the same creators, DOESN'T mean they're the same.
They're completely different actually.
So they're some FF characters in KH, that's called CROSS PROMOTING.
It's a very clever scheme that LOTS of advertises do. It's everywhere actually. Even in Dog's Life there was some.
Disney characters were also in Kingdom Hearts, but not in FF, so HOW are they related?
Ugh, my fingers hurt =_=
I told you not to get me started <_<
This is a warning. DO NOT GIVE TO SOILD FINAL FANTASY FANS xD
I have also informed this person that it was intended as a joke. All is well.