Reliable Source: Mac Vs. PC

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Reliable Source: Mac Vs. PC

Marion takes Apple to task, literally.

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Hilarious as usual - love it.

Pretty good. Gave me a few good laughs, especially the "extra protection". I hope you stay safe from any crazy crackheads/junkies/thieves.

Man, I would have screwed that guys "yang" up so much! Fuckin' Mac users...

Good work, Marion!

A great read; much better than the usual fake news stuff.

You sir, are quite the hero. Though giving out your porn folder password on the internet?

Still I find this funny that PC beats mac because its much better as a weapon. Id never buy a mac anyway too expensive.

That, Mr. Cox, was amazing.
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Renault" though?

wow..alot of stuff happens to you. Enjoy these articles the best on the escapist BRAVO!
In need of hippy crushing Buy a Pc.

Another fantastic article, I think I need to get some "extra protection" as well

Oh man. You've got the best articles on the Escapist. You tell fantastic stories, true or not. Keep it up man.

The PC master race scores another victory over the Mac-loving hippies! I knew those guys weren't to be trusted!

wow that's the same as the password on my pron folder's
way to teach the pot smoking hippy thief the power of PC :)

Death to the over-priced Mac'. You're paying for the "brand name" so far I've noticed. Don't see the benefit with a computer I can buy myself or another laptop with a Windows OS that above the €1000,- and CAN play any game I want on high settings.

Thank you for this story, couldn't help but to laugh out loud.

You can put passwords on folders? Thank god, i can finally rest easy when my parent want to use the computer.

Also, this proves it, PC's are much much better than macs at bashing things over the head.

caemsg:
wow that's the same as the password on my pron folder's
way to teach the pot smoking hippy thief the power of PC :)

Wow, you all have such simple pronz passwords.

Hilarious, especially the bit about Justin Long.

I've always preferred PC over Mac simply because of my need to game. Sure, the Mac Pros are pretty powerful, but $2400 is way too much for a Quad core without a monitor. PC wins again.

Fan-bloody/absolutely/flipping/fucking(delete where applicable)-tastic.

Wow, all that for the social security numbers. And other valuables.

Brilliant! I wish my life was as... erm... 'eventful' as yours :P

...Actually, what the fuck am I saying? Of course I don't want it to be! Still, very insightful into some of the shit that happens in life.

Hi! This might be random to bring up but Miso soup is a bean paste, its very common here in Japan, but mainly as an acompaniment to something more substantial like oudon or nabe or something. It isn't really an acquired taste, it's nice the first time you make it, obviously that hippy dude wasn't showing her how to make it right.

Now i've got that out of the way, go you for being so heroic and hurling a desktop 0_o
I'd have thrown the macbook at most, so can you track this guy down or something? I mean what he was doing seemed pretty sinister.

Death to hippies!

12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!

Seriously great read and I had many laughs keep up the good work.

Bravo! My PC's big and I like it that way! So is my bass guitar, I pride myself on its ability to crush creak-heads beneath its heft!

Great...Now I have the stereotype of being a hippie...

Great story by the way.

is anyone afraid that eventually Mac will come out with one uniform machine that they make exclusively? like the iPad only with all the laptop and phone functions mashed together....i could see it

Marion Cox:
Reliable Source: Mac Vs. PC

Marion takes Apple to task, literally.

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wow man. that anecdote was really touching.
Im glad you stuck it to that greasy crack head, and I hope they found him and threw him in jail.

Damn dirty hippies! All glory to the non-Macs!

LeonLethality:
12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!

That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Marion's articles seem the very example of "form over content", but still, I enjoy them immensely. Good work!

That was good, I'm surprised. Well done good sir.

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...

I seriously need to read everything you have written in this website, Marion Cox.
You make me laugh every time I read "Reliable Source"(which is a feat since I suspect that my humor is slowly leaving me).

This was hilarious in every way. Keep up the awesome work.

Wow. It takes a big man to take out a laptop with a desktop.

SeanTheSheep:
That, Mr. Cox, was amazing.
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Renault" though?

Someone who likes french cars maybe?

LeonLethality:
12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!

Seriously great read and I had many laughs keep up the good work.

thekg:

LeonLethality:
12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!

That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

You both win for nice execution of Unskippable reference. Talk to mr.Marion for reward

therandombear:
You both win for nice execution of Unskippable reference. Talk to mr.Marion for reward

That's not an Unskippable reference it's a spaceballs reference. Unskippable referenced it though.

LeonLethality:

therandombear:
You both win for nice execution of Unskippable reference. Talk to mr.Marion for reward

That's not an Unskippable reference it's a spaceballs reference. Unskippable referenced it though.

Oh yes, I remember now, I watched it last week, but forgot about that. Oh well, win win anyways ;)

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