Reliable Source: Mac Vs. PC

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madbird-valiant:

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...

Dear Mr. "madbird" valiant,
Any resemblance between this story and a the story "Bangladeshi Incest Tech-Support part XII" is purely coincidental.

Yours,
M. Cox

I really hope your stories are completely true ^^ Very entertaining stuff. But i like miso :P Obviously with some meat in the main dish though.

Hehe, that was great.

Long live huge ass PC's!

thekg:

LeonLethality:
12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!

That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Its also the same combination to my planets atmosphere!

Hehe, nice. Good thing it wasn't a full tower case. You'd die if you got hit by one of those. :P

holy shit, you tell amazing stories, i could imagine it perfectly as i was reading it, and it sounds exactly what i would have done, god i wanna go find a hippy fuck and drop a tower on his face

Great work of fiction! You have great writing ability, and I look forward reading more. This story has made my day a little better, thanks!

A part of me died when I realized I spend more on gaming then I did my last car.

Before I read the article, I looked at the tags. I laughed hard.

"Filed under:Marion Cox, Apple, Hippies, Justin Long, Mac, pc, Reliable Source, Weed"

Marion Cox:

madbird-valiant:

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...

Dear Mr. "madbird" valiant,
Any resemblance between this story and a the story "Bangladeshi Incest Tech-Support part XII" is purely coincidental.

Yours,
M. Cox

Goddamn it, I thought I'd met another fan.

Great story! But, please don't think all Mac users are bonkers. Seriously, I use both Mac and PC (I have a white Macbook for college, but use PCs both at work and at home). Airport is stupid though, I prefer normal wireless routers. Hope they caught that guy!

Awesome article... I loved every single sentence of it. And it's comforted me in my "I like PCs because I can build them and take them apart as I will" stance. Thank you, Mr. Cox!

thekg:

LeonLethality:
12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!

That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

No way! me too!

Marion Cox:

madbird-valiant:

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...

Dear Mr. "madbird" valiant,
Any resemblance between this story and a the story "Bangladeshi Incest Tech-Support part XII" is purely coincidental.

Yours,
M. Cox

Lol, you sir are a god

gmaverick019:
holy shit, you tell amazing stories, i could imagine it perfectly as i was reading it, and it sounds exactly what i would have done, god i wanna go find a hippy fuck and drop a tower on his face

I'm starting an organization, get in on it now because soon the FBI will shut it down!

Seriously though, is there anything in this world better than Barbecue Chicken Pizza?

Really enjoyed reading that xD Kudos to you, good article.

It just goes to show that when people are acting oddly, it usually means something odd is going around. Good on you to look out for your sister like that. I know my brother wouldn't (seeing as he has more in common with Renault than anyone else, heh heh)

cool read, man

Don't take this the wrong way but i hope you made up that story.

As with your previous articles, I can't seem to seperate facts from frictions.

Why can't my life be half as exciting as yours Mr.Cox?

Amazing story, not sure if it's true or false, but, just fantastic. I've never read any of your articles before but this certainly has me hooked.

hmmmmmmm, i appreciate the comedy aspect...even if it had nothing to do with macs...at all

Any problems Mac related seem to come from unfamiliarity with the software, nothing else..and Renault is everything wrong with the world...and not a bespoke Mac reader, this article would have made just as much comedic effect if the Mac was removed entirely and replaced with DELL.

My god, sir...This was so awesome!

It's a joy to know Mac's are over-rated garbage and Pc's still reign supreme. Hmm, orange chicken supreme sounds good about now.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Mac leaked some kind of highly acidic fluid & shrieked loudly when you broke it. Good show sir!

They couldn't make it selling bongs in San Francisco. Market saturation.

Miso soup and tentacle porn. Thanks Japan!

Solid story, I loved reading it! :)

So...my PC can double as a weapon?

^_-

-_^

Freaking awesome! Thanks for the tip!

I'm a mac-user, and I didn't find this funny at all. You know, it's people like you who...blah blah blah yackity shmackity blah blah...

No, I'm lying(about not finding it funny). It was hilarious! Though, that's a shame about the boyfriend being such an ass and all. And to the people that do want to turn this thread into a real PC vs. Mac fanboi, religious crusade, go get a life and just enjoy the machine you use.

madbird-valiant:
That was good, I'm surprised. Well done good sir.

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...

I think we might have read the same story

This. Is. AWESOME!!!

I was expecting an article about some stupid argument like on those ridiculous mac commercials, but instead I found something that was actually worth reading. This makes my day that much better.

On a slightly related note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYCpCeU_cRk

300lb. Samoan:
Bravo! My PC's big and I like it that way! So is my bass guitar, I pride myself on its ability to crush creak-heads beneath its heft!

I can only agree, and the bass gives you more reach too.

And it's true that Macs appear to attract the computer illiterate more than PCs.

lol, this is awesome, love it

While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.

If, however, you are applying your tranny name to a real or imagined sister, there's only one thing I have to say to you. image

I was about to say the same thing as LordZ, but LordZ has the awesome pic so he wins.

Pssh, my porn folder password was a lot harder to guess than 12345

People bury their private material in password-protected folders you say? Do tell...

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