Zero Punctuation: Red Steel 2

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"REboot" was my favourite part. Also cat with an assault rifle hahaha!

What if you had a game where your character was at different covers and you had to hold the remote in different angles to fire around corners at different sized badies

gunningyoudown:
What if you had a game where your character was at different covers and you had to hold the remote in different angles to fire around corners at different sized badies

That could be done with a context-sensitive button.

HAHA! My favourite analogy yet!

Like winning a competition for jerking off whilst watching your sister in the shower, you only won because no-one else was doing it and even then you probably shouldn't have been either

Air Traffic controlling games are where it's at.

_Russell_:

Gaming King:

You're dead wrong. You've obviously NEVER played any of the GOOD games on the Wii. There's plenty out there. One releases about every three or four months on average.

Hey I'm opened minded, care to list any of them?

Metroid Prime Trilogy
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Family Tennis (just try it, with friends)
The Conduit--Well, okay, that one's love-or-hate...
WarioWare: Smooth Moves (get people playing it with other people watching, OMG)
Monster Hunter Freedom Tri

And plenty more.

OMG~!!!!! Reboot was the coolest show ever!!!!!

HOBBS! YES!!!!!!

he left out calvin :(

Reosoul:

Kenkaku:
You want to know how long it took me after pressing 'play' to get to the 'game' aspect of this game review?

45 cocking seconds.

Seriously, Yahtzee, why even bother reviewing Nintendo games? I was hoping you'd focus on the game and just the game like you did with Bowser's Inside Story, but that seems to be too much to ask.

I don't blame him. The Wii is pretty terrible. How much longer until Nintendo realizes they're game developer and not Fischer Price(sp?)?

You want to know what Fischer Price makes?

Jungle gyms; they also call them 'play stations.' GET IT?

And as far as I can tell, Nintendo does know they're a game developer; they made more critically acclaimed titles than Sony and Microsoft, and their choice to go with motion controllers has both companies following hilariously in their footsteps even after they called the Wii Remote 'a novelty' and 'gimmicky.'

Lol, reboot, awesome franchise.

Rhatar Khurin:
HAHA! My favourite analogy yet!

Like winning a competition for jerking off whilst watching your sister in the shower, you only won because no-one else was doing it and even then you probably shouldn't have been either

Agree!

Been trying to use it in everyday conversation... Just not around my mum... ... Or my sister >_>

Late reply but I've seen this vid ages ago. After rewatching it, I still laughed at the analogy and the hindenberg disaster at the end. I love how he rips on consoles that I don't own. PC FOREVER!

Haven't logged on in a while.
I see I have many new ZP's to check out.

why are all nintendo games made for retards and babies? i really would like to know.

Yahtzee Croshaw:
Red Steel 2

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Princess bride reference at the end, now i need to go watch it again :)

Hey hes not kidding i ready did cut my self with a wii game book one time.

ohh my arm, my poor poor arm. i feel for you. i liked this game even if it was a little samey. but it was satisfying

This is the game that justifies the Wii's existence.

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