Stolen Pixels #195: Breen Fortress, Part 1

Stolen Pixels #195: Breen Fortress, Part 1

Dr. Breen faces a sudden Hostile Show Takeover that he really should have seen coming.

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The last shot almost made me jump >.<... and dun dun dun!

You might not have gotten Saxton Hale to appear, but you my friend captured his very essence. Kudos for surviving the sheer manliness of that missive!

Looking forward to more fun from Helen.

WOOO, another story arc! Actually, I must admit, I think the "Late Night with Breen" comics are getting a little old. I liked it when you pick one game, make a few jokes about that one, and then move onto another. I'm not sure if they were games you were specifically playing through at the time, but it certainly felt that way, and made for a nice flow of different themes and such.

Not that I'm complaining, mind. I look forward to any new Stolen Pixels!

Shamus Young:
Stolen Pixels #195: Breen Fortress, Part 1

No, I can't have Saxton Hale on the show. I considered it, but he sent me a letter threatening that he would stop being a fictional character long enough to deliver me "a beating devastating enough to make Ted Roosevelt put on a dress and cry himself to sleep". I think he was serious.

So, I won't be doing that.

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But you could have him parachuting and crashing through the windows and beating up waves of combine...

Anyway I'm looking forward to the next few strips.

I considered it, but he sent me a letter threatening that he would stop being a fictional character long enough to deliver me "a beating devastating enough to make Ted Roosevelt put on a dress and cry himself to sleep".

Brilliant.

But yeah...if I ever meet Ellen Mclain, and she says something to me, I'm going to need therapy for years.

That last panel was scary! O.O

Breen is in for trouble lol

I heard she runs both companies, which is why neither side are allowed to be friends in case they find out.

This should be interesting, the next few are eagerly awaited.

It's gonna be fun to see Helen's up to. Can we have some Saxton Hale please as well?

hahaha!!

Ahh.... that bitch... :P
Great work as always, Sťamus.
Oh, sorry. I used the Irish way of spelling your name :P lol

Seriously, keep up the good work!

Man, did they really make a model for Helen?

I hope Valve makes a short with the administrator in it.... :D

Ldude893:
Man, did they really make a model for Helen?

If Valve didn't, someone from the community did.

OT: I wonder if she'll send down some heavies to keep everyone there. That should put a spin on things!

Get it? Because of the minigun, it spins....
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I'll leave now.

Ooooh, this is getting pretty sinister now.
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I like :D.

Well that's just mildly terrifying. Should be good.

I can see it now, if Breen gets out of line.

"Send in...the enforcer!"
/spawn Heavy

ooooh, what will happen next? :)

I don't think this is going to end all that well for Breen.
Can't wait to see how this develops.

That model is terrifying. Good job to whoever made it.

very nice!

This pixel just screams for well-deserved attention, you gained a few chuckles out of me. The last strip was creepy in a rather funny sense. Does that make sense?

Oh dear, it seems they're in a spot of trouble. D:

AH! This shit's getting real!

Damn. If he could make Teddy Roosevelt, the man who killed his own asthma with hard work, determination, and his two bare hands, then Saxton Hale is definitely not going to be in Stolen Pixels anytime soon.

Also, yay for Administrator.

Shamus Young:
No, I can't have Saxton Hale on the show. I considered it, but he sent me a letter threatening that he would stop being a fictional character long enough to deliver me "a beating devastating enough to make Ted Roosevelt put on a dress and cry himself to sleep". I think he was serious.

You know he'll do it too... Probably after barrel rolling through your window straight out of a free fall sky drop.

She has a FACE!!!

OoooOOOOOoooo. I am intrigued! Does our favorite megalomaniacal dictator/talk show host have what it takes to stand up to our favorite megalomaniacal announcer? I'll be tuning in to find out!

newbienator:
But you could have him parachuting and crashing through the windows and beating up waves of EVERY CREATURE TO EVER WALK THIS GREEN EARTH...

There, I spruced that up for you.

I have to admit, thats a very well made announcer skin/model/ragdoll...

Anyway, this should be an interesting week for breen.

Bwahahahaha?

The_root_of_all_evil:

I considered it, but he sent me a letter threatening that he would stop being a fictional character long enough to deliver me "a beating devastating enough to make Ted Roosevelt put on a dress and cry himself to sleep".

Brilliant.

But yeah...if I ever meet Ellen Mclain, and she says something to me, I'm going to need therapy for years.

Word, man, word. She is on my top three list of celebrities who I will lose all control once I hear their voice in person.

samsonguy920:

The_root_of_all_evil:

I considered it, but he sent me a letter threatening that he would stop being a fictional character long enough to deliver me "a beating devastating enough to make Ted Roosevelt put on a dress and cry himself to sleep".

Brilliant.

But yeah...if I ever meet Ellen Mclain, and she says something to me, I'm going to need therapy for years.

Word, man, word. She is on my top three list of celebrities who I will lose all control once I hear their voice in person.

I've met quite a few celebs in my time, but it's the voice ones that get me. You see Carrie Fisher and it's "Oh look, it's Princess Leia", but when you hear someone like Richard Briars, your mind can't accept your in the same room as this voice, and you drop into repetition.

Especially if it's a voice actor whose appearance doesn't suggest the voice, take a look at the "cast" of Vice City:

You've heard of so bad it's good? This comic is so awesome that it's AWESOME.

Also, you captured the character of Saxton Hale perfectly...and you didn't even have to show him!

PS: Where'd you get the model for the announcer? Or is it home-made?

The_root_of_all_evil:
I've met quite a few celebs in my time, but it's the voice ones that get me. You see Carrie Fisher and it's "Oh look, it's Princess Leia", but when you hear someone like Richard Briars, your mind can't accept your in the same room as this voice, and you drop into repetition.

Especially if it's a voice actor whose appearance doesn't suggest the voice, take a look at the "cast" of Vice City:

I had all that cast nailed down easy without much thinking until I realized who Ken Rosenberg was. Up to then all I had seen of William Fichtner had been rather mellow guys. I didn't even believe it when I saw it. And when he came back for San Andreas with all that we loved of good ol' Ken, it was like getting two cherries on a sundae. :D
It is rather a geekgasm seeing all those celebs in one room there just yacking it up like it was a frat house. Thanks for that!

R.I.P Dr.Breen's voice actor.

Going from manipulating people into killing each other for her entertainment to a nighttime television show producer, easily much more of a frightening and melevelant choice

 

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