Critical Miss: #2

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Greyfox105:
I wish that could happen in real life... get a My Little Pony game and place it next to as many gory/horror games as possible...

I've seen the movie trailer for this game: http://www.youtube.com/user/wwwBLACK20com#p/u/70/N71CZjaPX48

Edit: Oops. The site cratered. Link updated to YouTube.

In the window behind the two, is...is that a BEAR?

On topic: Shadow the Hedgehog meets Final Fantasy 7: War of the Emo!

PumpItUp:
In the window behind the two, is...is that a BEAR?

On topic: Shadow the Hedgehog meets Final Fantasy 7: War of the Emo!

You could put it next ti FF6 and the mercenary Ninja, Shadow, would become a hedgehog packing heat.

Funny comic, but what did the comic ever do to deserve being saved as a .gif?

supertoast099:
We need to combine Mario and Zelda right this instant.

NO YOU FOOL!!! YOU'V DOOMED US AAAALLLL!!!

best cross game fussion ould be between inFamous, Batman AA and Borderlands! i give you; "Batman: BorderFamous Asylum"

batman is trapped in an alternate dimension where he has electric superpowers and access to millions of wierd guns, and fights alien gangs whose faces split down the middle!

i call GOTY on this.

God of Fantasy.

Final War.

I'd play those.

psudonym:
Alright, that was a good laugh.

But I've gotta point out, what's with the odd little .gif artifacts. The .gif dithering in this case has lead to having our protagonist etched with red polkadots in her hair. And a few other notable artifacts throughout. The effects in the 4th panel seems a bit undeserved by the compression.

The Escapist runs either jpeg or gif, Jepg makes the line art look fuzzy. We could use PNG but when I tested it out the file size pretty much trippled.

Plus I'm red/Brown colour blind! No artifacts for me.

HAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHA.HA HA HA HA.
.......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was great.
My sides hurt now....

If Final Fantasy became like that, i would buy every copy i could find and give them away.

If they were ever going to Remake FF7 that's how they should do it.

*Sephiroth swoops down and does his thang*
*Cloud Activates Rage of Sparta*

Im drooling just thinking about it.

This honestly made me laugh out loud a few times.

Some strips were overcrowded with words but this one has potential.
And since when did this webcomic launched on the Escapist?

Are we every going to address her fuzzy companion?

Why is her hair dotted with red dots?

Wow, imply that FFXIII is boring and Gears of War is about overmasculine men breaking things.

Clearly my time machine worked and I'm back before everyone else ever made this joke.

Decoy Doctorpus:
Critical Miss #2

One must never cross the streams of gaming.

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I think this is a mistake! You can't multiply awesomeness of Final Fantasy 13 like that. It still X (the awesomeness of any game)x 0 (aweso... Can finish that sentence. Let say, enjoyment of 13) = 0.

But I'll concede that that goody two shoes of Pandora can get on the nerves. It god of war, not Sim City. Looking forward to the next comic.

(Also, for those who will no doubt scream at my comments. I'm not a JRPG Hater, i have 7,8,9,12, sigh...13 of Final Fantasy,(i only liked 7 and 9. More 9 than seven)Star Ocean New Hope and First Departure. Played Tales of Legendia and went through the first 5 hours of Abyss(it belonged to a friend and he ask it back) and now i'm looking forward to P.3.P. (Persona 3 Portable). They didn't interested me in their own universe and i don't want to stop every chapter to read all that i needed to know before the cutscene i just watched.)

I laughed at the last part. Seeing Sazh ripping a chocobo's head is epic.

Decoy Doctorpus:

One must never cross the streams of gaming.

It would be bad.

Bad as in "awesome bad"! :)

Why is it that the picture of the girl in the headline is of mmuch higher quality that of the overall comic? I hate how so many web comics these days have such lousy art. I know you can still tell a good joke even without good drawing skills, but this comic doesn't even have the writing in its favour.

I wonder if these things work cross-medium...'cuz i really want Guitar Hero: Kaizers Orchestra

Decoy Doctorpus:

The Escapist runs either jpeg or gif, Jepg makes the line art look fuzzy. We could use PNG but when I tested it out the file size pretty much trippled.

Plus I'm red/Brown colour blind! No artifacts for me.

Heh, well alright then. That certainly makes sense. Still I wish I could express to you properly how the dots appear to others and how it makes the colors strange and murky. If it's an argument between line sharpness or dithering, that's definitely a tricky one to decide.

Anycase, why not go with the huge file size? I'm fairly certain the vast majority of users here have a machine that can handle it. Unless of course, you're worried about the small fraction that still access the internet via dial-up. Then it makes some sense as they might be reading while the image is still loading.

This comic caused many lols
Keep it up

Worth it. Totally worth it.

psudonym:
Alright, that was a good laugh.

But I've gotta point out, what's with the odd little .gif artifacts. The .gif dithering in this case has lead to having our protagonist etched with red polkadots in her hair. And a few other notable artifacts throughout. The effects in the 4th panel seems a bit undeserved by the compression.

Seems I'm not the only one who noticed.

A promising start! I can't wait to read more!

I saw the last panel and was like:

"Oh hell yes"

Thanks for brightening my day a bit!

Hehe. These are funny. Keep making them. Or I will cross-contaminate your copies of Portal and Modern Warfare 2.

I have noticed the dots as well and it seems to change depending on monitor and resolution, my laptop barely showed the dots whereas a computer at school made them obnoxiously obvious bright pixels.

you cant really, practically use this information to help yourself but its food for thought...

Woot new comic!

MelasZepheos:
Wow, imply that FFXIII is boring and Gears of War is about overmasculine men breaking things.

Clearly my time machine worked and I'm back before everyone else ever made this joke.

God of War, not Gears of War.

If that could happen, I would buy hundreds of copies of God of War III, and I would cross contaminate it into almost every game I own.

It would be awesome.

Greyfox105:

Angerwing:
-snip-

I'd mix Fallout 3 and Tetris.

???

...How many nukes can you fit into Megaton before Lucas Simms shows you some wasteland justice?
O.o

This comic is now officially on my watch list. Kudos!

Funny concept and that last panel was great.

I honestly didn't think much of this series starting out (I have a built in cynicism to any new content on the Escapist) but that was pretty damn funny. Keep it up.

Oh lawl.

HAHAHAHA yeeeessss....

Having said that, I do think it skipped one of the better components of the entry strips: jokes on ever panel. This made me laugh, but only once.

Great Comic there, will have to make this part of my weekly viewing.

That made me so happy to read. I will definitely return for more "Critical Miss".

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