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Skate and Die!

An author of great conviction warns parents of the danger inherent in skateboarding games.

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Developers, developers, developers, developers, OUCH! Great video, full of laughs!

Excellent Photoshop of a Fleshlight. Yes, I noticed.

Stupid Sands of Time.

Stupid sands of time....

I was really hoping that they would touch on the true danger of skating which is of course bees.

I'm confused. The timestamp on Graham's post says five but it's only a quarter to three.
Anyway, can't wait to hear the same story again.

How??? How the heck did Graham's post get number 5 when it should be number 1? *head explodes*

PSP Blow? That sounds rather disturbing.

EDIT: THE TITLE KEEPS GOIN BELOW OUR POSTS! WILL THE MADNESS NEVER END!!!

So is the sands of time why this is up now and apparently to be posted at 11 (central time)?

Also, "there encouraging players to play this as enjoyment. I'm on TV!"

You're right, you are getting better at this.

Sometimes though, there are a bit too long pause between one joke ends and the next begins.

For example between the "oh nice" and Kathleen starts talking was a little too long.

Macgyvercas:
How??? How the heck did Graham's post get number 5 when it should be number 1? *head explodes*

PSP Blow? That sounds rather disturbing.

EDIT: THE TITLE KEEPS GOIN BELOW OUR POSTS! WILL THE MADNESS NEVER END!!!

Stupid sands of time! Messing with our forums.
Hey, at least there's a bright side to this: Graham will get all the exclusive news yesterday, from now own.

Haha! Sands of time indeed. Great episode.

GrahamS:
Skate and Die!

An author of great conviction warns parents of the danger inherent in skateboarding games.

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If this is a very smart sands of time joke, I salute you.

Very weird, but very good abuse of time-stamping. I can only begin to imagine the Japanese games that would be released for the PSP Blow.

Funny as always. But the sands of time are messing with the post! How dare they!

So that's why you want to EA...

"Oh hey, look, a picture of Jeremy eating ice cream. You'd think he'd be happier."
Best line.

Second best:
"From beside a giant logo..."

Great Episode. If I got a car... I want that console...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEVELOPERS!

Ballmer is crazy.

Gah! I call forum shenanigans with the original post! So you guys can fake post timestamps now? Interesting, no wonder ZP goes up at the equivalent of 3:00am where it's creator lives. It's probably already uploaded, hiding from us. To the URL bar!

Oh yeah, also good ep, except this is the second time where it seems like there's been an argument between Graham and Kathleen only moments before. Trouble in ENN paradise?

From a prior episode:

Graham: ... Now broadcasting from the 12th[1] level of hell; pedantic arguments.
Kathleen: Boy, that's a lot of levels.

[1] I'm not entirely sure this was the number, but it doesn't matter really.

PayJ567:
Great Episode. If I got a car... I want that console...

I knew I wasn't the only person who would want one.

i love the photoshop of the plants now if only they were real!
i got a huge laugh from it

also IT'S NATHAN!! :O

dex-dex:
i love the photoshop of the plants now if only they were real!
i got a huge laugh from it

But it IS real, Eastman totally saw it! ;)

Haha, great episode.

Alfador_VII:

dex-dex:
i love the photoshop of the plants now if only they were real!
i got a huge laugh from it

But it IS real, Eastman totally saw it! ;)

but is he says it's real then it must be
it is from his book 'facts i made up'

Facts I made up ftw. Also the sands of time thing too. =)

Great as always guys!

Not like I would really want one but I have to bring this up, why only a PSP Blow? What about the girl gamers? What about if I want a little stimulation on those long drives to work (Not that I would) but why are the girls always left out of cool stuff like that?

It frightens me that there are lots of people out there on the internets that have never heard Ballmer's Developers speech.

And yes, get off my lawn you damn kids!

Now if only Jer had been eating ice cream beside that giant logo...

I thought it was gonna be on the old NES skateboarding game http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skate_or_Die!

One of the best episodes so far. Good job!

..."Watch us burn this pile of money"... wasn't that called Dante's Inferno?

This one was so good. Buy my book!

JaymesFogarty:
Developers, developers, developers, developers, OUCH! Great video, full of laughs!

Classic!!!

Sony blow eh? Looks like FUN!!!!!

Keith K:
Excellent Photoshop of a Fleshlight. Yes, I noticed.

What scares us is that you knew what it WAS. LOL!!!!

Kathleen is so pretty. *sigh* Funny as usual, but I have to stop watching it in the morning. You guys are just too quick witted for my drowsy half there brain. I especially liked the expert because he's on TV. Reminded me of this.

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