I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 12: The Blind Stabbing The Blind

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Episode 12: The Blind Stabbing The Blind

"So you're heading down the tunnel..."

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And now the series deals with issues of addiction to kittens, and the dangers it poses to our nation's hairdressers.

What edition are the playing because you break free of the web, and to attack any gaze using you either have to make a save or avert their eyes and suffer a 50% chance of failure =O at least in 3.5 that is.

We play a house-rule hybrid of AD&D (1st ed.) and 3.5

Justine gets free of the web after all the spiders get killed.

More information about the rules:

http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2010/03/so-ive-heard-people-complaining-that.html

Yay, new(edit) episode!

I think these girls are going to keep playing this game. I think for future series, they should introduce new novices to keep it hectic and fresh again.
The girls are very pretty.

Flauros:
Yay, no episode

I think you mean to say, "Yay, new episode."

Even though I wasn't much interested in this series, I'm still glad to see it's getting fans! I really doubt the Escapist would put up a show that isn't worth watching, but it just wasn't for me.

Good luck on future success!

Alar:

Flauros:
Yay, no episode

I think you mean to say, "Yay, new episode."

Even though I wasn't much interested in this series, I'm still glad to see it's getting fans! I really doubt the Escapist would put up a show that isn't worth watching, but it just wasn't for me.

Good luck on future success!

Aww thank you!

Flauros:
I think for future series, they should introduce new novices to keep it hectic and fresh again.

I believe that's exactly what they're doing. They have a rotating guest slot. I'm guessing one guest per 10 episodes? But that's just a shot in the dark.

I believe it wasn't stated how many heads that hydra had, was it? I'm interested because last night my players owned a hydra (an outcome I had not expected, I had to double it's hitpoints to make it more challenging).

chepenoyo:
And now the series deals with issues of addiction to kittens, and the dangers it poses to our nation's hairdressers.

More and more hairdressers are consumed by their addiction. To save them, we must become monsters ourselves and destroy the kittens.

I don't know that I'm prepared for this. How many hit dice does a kitten have, and how difficult is the will save to resist one?

Dirty Harry..Clint Eastwood is in Adult films? Guess you got to live life to the fullest even at his age, go Clint! I'm of course kidding but I couldn't resist. Good episode and go easy on the DM their seems like he was ready to start attacking people.

chepenoyo:
I don't know that I'm prepared for this. How many hit dice does a kitten have, and how difficult is the will save to resist one?

It only has 1/2 hit dice, but that's all it needs because of it's Endearing Presence ability:

Endearing Presence:
This ability affects all living creatures within 30 feet of a kitten. Those who directly look at a kitten must succeed on a DC 19 Will save or be dominated permanently as though by the Dominate Monster spell. A kitten can suppress or resume this ability as a free action.
The save DC is Charisma-based.

Because of this ability a kitten has a vast army of followers, usually consisting of hairdressers.

I have to say. I have found myself getting quite addicted to watching you lot play. In part, it brings back memories of when I used to play. Though sadly we didn't have girls with us back then...We had packets of cream crackers. That was as exciting as it got for us. What? It was a hard life back in the eighties in britan. Also the idea of talented adult stars playing a table top rpg is just rum. And I do like things to be rum.

Heh. Sounded like you got a bit annoyed with Frankie about halfway through. :P

Well they've certainly gotten themselves into a sticky situation! *is promptly shot by the pun police* Oh noes!

I am curious though to see how well the rescue attempt revolving around lassos plays out; the last time one of my gaming group's characters got abducted we were spectacularly unsuccessful at getting her back and she had to escape on her own.

mandymorbid:
We play a house-rule hybrid of AD&D (1st ed.) and 3.5

Justine gets free of the web after all the spiders get killed.

More information about the rules:

http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2010/03/so-ive-heard-people-complaining-that.html

And here I was about to hop on here to ask what edition you guys were running. LOL

Well, I wasn't that interested in the series but now I have to admitt they are really fun to watch. Brings me back to my old times of nerdom. But dammit watching porn will never be the same ;p

I think, in past life, or current life Frankie was a ninja, cuz she reallly really likes to sneak.

Another cool episode. Keep 'em coming.

This series is inspiring me to find a group in town to play with.

I think I'm falling for Justine. Adorable.

On a more serious note, the 'story' is getting more and more interesting.

Note - when Mandy was toying with her dice at the start, I could totally relate. I get terribly fidgety during games. My group has learned the hard way to snatch lighters away from me the moment I reach for them.

Shinigami214:
I think I'm falling for Justine. Adorable.

On a more serious note, the 'story' is getting more and more interesting.

Tell me about it!

I really liked the standalone comments that were shot with her. Each of the girls should have that opportunity, so we get to hear their unique takes on errrr... stuff.

KK is funny, she's straight down to business all the time. I was laughing at Zak grilling her over dirty harry and she just does not bite. Moving right along...

Wait, wait...was there a dog off camera? I demand the dog be included in future videos.

KK is funny, she's straight down to business all the time. I was laughing at Zak grilling her over dirty harry and she just does not bite. Moving right along...

I think it was more the case that she had no real defense to having paid a porn star named Dirty Harry to have sex with her. :)

And I gotta admit, after checking his pic out on Wikipedia, I can't say as I blame Zak for busting her balls on that one. :)

He also starred in My Oldest Fu** 1&2, Bubble Butt Mothers 2, and Cougars Gone Wild, among many other films, according to IMDB.

Joethelawyer:

KK is funny, she's straight down to business all the time. I was laughing at Zak grilling her over dirty harry and she just does not bite. Moving right along...

I think it was more the case that she had no real defense to having paid a porn star named Dirty Harry to have sex with her. :)

And I gotta admit, after checking his pic out on Wikipedia, I can't say as I blame Zak for busting her balls on that one. :)

He also starred in My Oldest Fu** 1&2, Bubble Butt Mothers 2, and Cougars Gone Wild, among many other films, according to IMDB.

Yeah I must admit I went to Wikipedia to "research" that one. ;-)

Thank you Zak and Kimberly for "enlightening" me..... I think.

I'm really enjoying the game! Keep up the great work, and Many, thanks for the info on the rules you all are using!

I honestly don't see why escapists members don't like this show. You got very attractive, great haired, and funny people mixed with d and d. That right there is a 100% sure win!

Watching this series actually persuaded me to start playing, so yea, I'm a bit new to D&D. Looking forward the next episode.

Susan Arendt:
Wait, wait...was there a dog off camera? I demand the dog be included in future videos.

No, that was just an illusion to do kitten withdrawal.

Really like this show. Everyone in the game seems like cool people. I'm looking forward to this show continuing!

My only complaints are with the camera work and editing. The camera work really annoys me. Seriously, get a tripod or something. Blair Witch cinematography is not fun to watch for stuff like this. It's an inherently confusing way to shoot, which is why it worked so well for a Horror/Suspense movie. I want to see the whole table and the whole party's reactions to what's going on. Granted, there is kind of a pseudo-first person amateur porn type thing going on with the camera work, which is amusing on a whole other level, but a fixed frame format might work better.

As far as editing -- and this has gotten better -- fewer cutaways and splices would be awesome. It was most annoying with they Sasha Grey episodes. Don't cut away in the middle of what's going on to after-session conversations. Again, it's just confusing and doesn't add anything. Including the after-session stuff is fine, but put it in a separate video or at the end of the video.

I understand you're trying to cram several hours into a few minutes, but some episodes I can't follow what's going on at all other than people are rolling dice. The results are extremely jarring however. The Penny-Arcade/PvP podcasts and the Robot Chicken videos are much easier to follow.

Honestly I'd be willing to wait longer between videos (say once a month) in order to get a more understandable and better quality show. I think it might be easier for you guys to do. Just something to consider. Love the show otherwise. :)

Flauros:
Yay, new(edit) episode!

I think these girls are going to keep playing this game. I think for future series, they should introduce new novices to keep it hectic and fresh again.
The girls are very pretty.

Well, most of them have played before, and are in other campaigns outside of this show.

The only newbies were Sasha and Justine, the guest stars. Sasha seemed like she was kinda having fun, but not to same enthusiastic level as Justine. I would be surprised if Justine didn't continue playing regularly. She seems to be having a hell of a lot of fun.

Brian

I think I'm in love with Mandy.. or maybe just her tats.

Anywho, watched a few of the eps and enjoyin them. Most of my friends play DnD and I've only played in two campaigns so I can relate. Keep it up!

Frankie sort of reminded me of people who wanted to play Kenders after having read dragonlance.

"I pick pocket him, what do I get"
"ermh, roll the dice and we will see"
"but I'm a Kender"

chepenoyo:
I don't know that I'm prepared for this. How many hit dice does a kitten have, and how difficult is the will save to resist one?

Hahah! Ahoy, there be "lols" here.

Joethelawyer:

KK is funny, she's straight down to business all the time. I was laughing at Zak grilling her over dirty harry and she just does not bite. Moving right along...

I think it was more the case that she had no real defense to having paid a porn star named Dirty Harry to have sex with her. :)

And I gotta admit, after checking his pic out on Wikipedia, I can't say as I blame Zak for busting her balls on that one. :)

He also starred in My Oldest Fu** 1&2, Bubble Butt Mothers 2, and Cougars Gone Wild, among many other films, according to IMDB.

....Goes to check out "Dirty Harry" on Wikipedia...& learns the term "irrumatio"!

It's gotten better. The campaign and reactions make it a fun little show, which was what was missing initially. Momentum is good.

Well it wasn't a trap but rather difficult moments with Spider People. I can't wait to see if Kim actually pulls off a proper roll to remove the spider person's sac.

Shinigami214:
I think I'm falling for Justine. Adorable.

On a more serious note, the 'story' is getting more and more interesting.

Note - when Mandy was toying with her dice at the start, I could totally relate. I get terribly fidgety during games. My group has learned the hard way to snatch lighters away from me the moment I reach for them.

I believe I heard Kim mention girl/girl when talking to Justine.

i love this show

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