Escapist News Network: Resident Evil Romance

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Resident Evil Romance

This week, ENN attempts to get to the bottom of the apparent success of videogame novelizations.

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That was the best video game novelisation I've ever heard. Now I can't stop laughing. Thank you for making my morning.

Is anyone feeling hot from that romance story or is it just me?

Redchili23:
Is anyone feeling hot from that romance story or is it just me?

It is most definitely just you.

By the way, great stinger, guys.

that romance story was just fantastic!
and that hippo better get there!
or i will be very disappointed in that hippo!
also good point i have not seen him in a while

18 vats of grape jelly? Ryan Quickbender? Hmm.

Figures that Kathleen likes that Jibble Sandwich.

kathleens face was amazing.

"I'd be his jibble sandwich any day..."

ROFL yet horribly disturbed XD awesome episode XD

my ears, they can't stop bleeding x]
great video though :D

No one here wants less weirdness from ENN. Now, if you'll excuse me, that RE romance novel excerpt is making me naseous and I need to lie down for a while.

Good video...BORING book thingy.

Unnncomfortable.

Well... that was... whoever wrote that... um... good job?

Were you guys talking about the Mexican Car Wash at the end?

Excellent video as always, but I'm curious, what was the talent that Jer didn't know he had? (mentioned on his twitter)

Poor Ryan

POOR HIPPO

...I really need to show this to my Resident-Evil-Loving-Friend!!

Simply brilliant (as always). The book was ... ermmmm ... yeah "Look a UFO!" *Runs out of room*

ENN: theyre pointy lol

great (and kinda weird) video!

also, what the hell are you guys planning?????

One of the best episodes, for certain.

Kathleen's expression at the end is just priceless.

Trashy romance novel or sexy fan fic? Either way it's still "chick porn".

"You've got porn!" - Joey Tribbiani

I'm never going to look at grape jelly the same way.

Heheh, Jibble sammich

That was... what?

The romance novel was seriously... romance novel-y.

I was waiting for the Jill sandwich line...but wondering if opportunity was missed about being "master of unlocking" things.

Lol. Great episode. That hippo better get there!

Did you say 3 foot colt? I mean both ways it's pretty riddiculous:


isn't even there, and i'm not willing to even search for the other image.

That ad around the video is making it stutter, none of the videos on the escapist are watchable for me at the minute

now that Paul him self is actually a character the whole character of him in the wig gets so much funnier. Just think about a news crew forcing it's low rung on the reporting latter to put on a silly wig and do something silly so that they have a B roll. One of these days he should refuse and walk out.

I enjoy eNN very much, but I have noticed 2 things.

1: What happened to Quickbender?
2. Once he disappeared, has anyone noticed that the show is a lot less dry? I liked the dryness, I thought it sold the jokes.

Watch this episode then watch like 10 episodes back, there is a definite change in tone.

Pointy! I see what you did there, what with the romance novel and all.

goggzilla:
I enjoy eNN very much, but I have noticed 2 things.

1: What happened to Quickbender?
2. Once he disappeared, has anyone noticed that the show is a lot less dry? I liked the dryness, I thought it sold the jokes.

Watch this episode then watch like 10 episodes back, there is a definite change in tone.

Yes. They've made a concerted effort to change the humor in order to attract more viewers. That has nothing to do with Quickbender.

Fantastic episode guys. I feel like Kathleen must've written that bit, cause it was spot on... Terrifyingly so.

I actually bought the Dragon Age and Mass Effect books. Now I feel all dirty......

You have somehow managed to top the level of creepy disturbing-ness of the VG-Cats comic on the same subject (only using Left4Dead):
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=290

"A hot molotov throbbed in his hand." *shudder*

I simply cannoy believe how disturbing and very well (badly) written this story was. Good job ENN team! ... I think?

uuuuncomfortable!

I liked the Headshot segment. Because it is the Truth!!

Kathleen should look "dreamy" more often, it's very funny. ^^

I'D like to be Barry's jibble sandvich! XD

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