Critical Miss: #14

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Grow closer with your loved one by playing Super Mario Galaxy 2!

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What have nintendo wrought? They have no business dabbling in co-op mario, IT WILL HERALD THE END TIMES!

Ain't it the truth. He's right though, Yoshi's not a dragon. I still remember in elementary school when this girl called a koopa a turtle. GAAGHHHH, it's so obviously not a turtle.

Lol, good work man. *Makes note in notebook about comic*

Reason number twelve I don't have a girlfriend, the only friend I had who was a girl and was into games I ended up calling her the name of my best friend who we both mock behind his back and that kind of fucked up that deal.

Hahaha made me laugh because I'm always arguing with my Bro about Co-Star. Damn that little orange blob, DAMN IT TO HELL!

I tend to keep my gaming and my relationships serperate for this very reason. Like, I don't even mention it unless I have to.

The results of gaming while ignorant. One is ignorant of the game, the other is ignorant of what it's like to not game.

These people shouldn't be breeding anyway.

RPG equivalent: Found out my girlfriend had Final Fantasy X at the time so I borrowed her PS2 while she was at her dad's for the weekend. Later that afternoon I met up with all them for dinner and she asked where I was in the game. I told her the last plot point I hit and she stared at me blankly. I asked her where she was and she said "I can't get past the octopus thingy."

For those not familiar with FFX, the "octopus thingy" would be known to most of us as "Into to Boss Fighting".

It's not that we never played games together, but you better be damned sure we were careful of the choices. That's why we're still friends.

I liked this strip. It made me laugh.

"Mamma mia! My fucking eyes!"

Heh.

lmao, hilarious! Ill admit I called him a Dragon once, I think XD Although at least I didnt sleep outside, in the rain, on a bench!

While I know deep down this comic was greatly exaggerated (I know Yoshi is a dinosaur) I do admit to frustrating poor Grey with the flailing of the wiimote (I have to get everything) and saying "the thing" for almost everything.

"Cory Rydell and Greg Carter have got guns in their hands but the guns won't cock."

THAT IS ALL IT TAKES TO WIN MY UNDYING LOVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiY-SgAFUUY

Good stuff

This is even more true in NSMB Wii, where you would more often than not impede each other's jumps and cause many unnecessary death's.
BTW: chasing the dragon? Bad idea.

For an apparently brief period of time between me visiting it and me logging on it, the escapist home page mentioned Critical Miss #15, and something about

, what's up with that, is #15 ready already per chance?

Mental note, keep the relationship play together games to TF2... umm... Mario Kart... noo... Plants v- no co-op... right... hmmm...

For.I.Am.Mad:
Ain't it the truth. He's right though, Yoshi's not a dragon. I still remember in elementary school when this girl called a koopa a turtle. GAAGHHHH, it's so obviously not a turtle.

wait they aren't? i mean like, i know they're not exactly turtles but like they're like......turtle......thingies........right?

Galad:
For an apparently brief period of time between me visiting it and me logging on it, the escapist home page mentioned Critical Miss #15, and something about

, what's up with that, is #15 ready already per chance?

That happened to me too. When I clicked it, it would go to a 404 page. They must have messed up.

Luckily my girlfriend is hot AND loves games. Yay for me?

JUMBO PALACE:
Luckily my girlfriend is hot AND loves games. Yay for me?

Indeed. :(

Not as bad as the NSMB Wii co-op.

Let's bounce off each other!

JUMBO PALACE:
Luckily my girlfriend is hot AND loves games. Yay for me?

Aye.

And that's a reason I don't play co-op (not your girlfriend. the comic). Except when I do, because it can be massively fun as long as you don't act like some bitchy elitist douchebag.

I have psychic powers, I can foresee the next comic.
It's about ... Halo.

hahaha... but yeah, Yoshi is NOT a fucking dragon! :D

[guys_its_ok]:

For.I.Am.Mad:
Ain't it the truth. He's right though, Yoshi's not a dragon. I still remember in elementary school when this girl called a koopa a turtle. GAAGHHHH, it's so obviously not a turtle.

wait they aren't? i mean like, i know they're not exactly turtles but like they're like......turtle......thingies........right?

Yeah. They're definitely turtles.

Signed, dated, passed into law. :D

Yet another relationship destroyed... by GAMING. How much longer will we allow that insidious evil to crawl into our lives?

Ignorant shrew? You're SO right. Not knowing what Yoshi is, jeez...

That man is sad and pathetic.

poor guy :(

For.I.Am.Mad:
Ain't it the truth. He's right though, Yoshi's not a dragon. I still remember in elementary school when this girl called a koopa a turtle. GAAGHHHH, it's so obviously not a turtle.

How's a Koopa not a turtle?

And Yoshi is obviously a...thing.

I think the real problem here lies with the gamer.

Just A BIT more patience and there would be no problem.
And why the hell does it matter what she calls it?
She wants to play with you!
Small steps people, small steps!

Besides that i found the humor a bit lacking in this comic. ^.^

And why does this "at work"-ark suddenly stop? X-P

And where is the critical miss?
Isn't that comic named that way cause of her?

Ahh was beaten to it. Kudos on the Streetlight reference.

I call Yoshi a frog just to spite people.

Onyx Oblivion:
Not as bad as the NSMB Wii co-op.

Let's bounce off each other!

Yeah, who the Hell thought that letting the players fuck each other up was a good idea?

felixader:
I think the real problem here lies with the gamer.

Just A BIT more patience and there would be no problem.
And why the hell does it matter what she calls it?
She wants to play with you!
Small steps people, small steps!

Besides that i found the humor a bit lacking in this comic. ^.^

And why does this "at work"-ark suddenly stop? X-P

And where is the critical miss?
Isn't that comic named that way cause of her?

Every webcomic has their "gag comics" that often have nothing to do with the story, kind of what CAD used to do when it was still readable.

AstorSapolsky:
Ahh was beaten to it. Kudos on the Streetlight reference.

I call Yoshi a frog just to spite people.

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU! HE IS NOT A FROG!

another excellent strip. very well made!

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