I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 18: 200 lbs. Of Meat And A New Fur Coat

 Pages 1 2 NEXT
 

Episode 18: 200 lbs. Of Meat And A New Fur Coat

Fresh from death's door, the party searches for food in the forest.

Watch Video

Ya' know, it never occurred to me before this, but if ever there was a place where I'd seriously consider maiming some graceful little woodland creature, it'd be in a fantasy game. Much in the same way that that's the only place I'd seriously consider mass homicide, I suppose. But then again, I'd still look to my friends doing silly things and mutter about their douchenozzlery. And thus, even the deepest depths of fantasy gain a foundation in reality.

So was Satine just off having an Eskimo pie somewhere this week, or in the kitchen crafting noodles and a wrecking machine of a character?

Daselthechaz:
So was Satine just off having an Eskimo pie somewhere this week, or in the kitchen crafting noodles and a wrecking machine of a character?

Lmfao at that comment.

Ok now down to serious bussiness *puts serisous hat on* (i still own 13).

See it reminds me on the first comment of finding healing potions on the dead character team mates kinda got a bit easy when we found 50 dam that d50 why did i give them that one by mistake.

However i really wouldent mind seeing something like an ultamite B*** f*** for the characters like a journery to a lost world kind of place. Just for kicks im not sure if in the current editon you can include dinosaurs but i enjoyed it.

How hungry were you two? Couldn't wait to see if you could find a rabbit or something? Your in a forest, look up a tree and shoot a bird. Be a lot easier to stick in a bun too.

Still it was a laugh watching it all go tits up. Love it when that happens. It's like watching someone try to do a macho thing like kick down a door instead of trying to unlock it only to get their foot caught in the hole they just made while the door swings open.

Oh man, that snow leopard wrecked them. They should have left it alone and looked for a deer or something - I imagine the leopard would have been pretty lean and stringy, anyway (although that would be a sweet pelt).

I guess the party's next meal will be composed of something that can't hunt them back, eh?

Lol at the snow leapord. Is there any way they could have tamed it or something (befriend?), by the looks of its combat skills, it wouldve been a really good hunting companion. Next time, go fishing!

Great episode nonetheless.

The name of this episode is how my girlfriend describes me when she's ranting to her friends.

I wonder if Kimberly ended up catching anything with all her fishing?

Great episode, I thought the bits with KK just sitting there fishing and not wanting to help her party members even as they were being savaged by the snow leopard were pretty funny.

Man, I want that leopard coat now though.

I love this show so much! I think Frankie is so funny sometimes the way she reacts to things.

I'd also love to see photos of all of their tattoos, I can't quite figure out what the ones on Mandy's stomach are, but I love her arm fairy, it's so pretty.

Gotta sympathize with Mandy.

Ahh, the role of the cleric. There for when things go awry. Nothing like trying to keep a bunch of nigh-suicidal folks on their feet as they attempt to explore fun new ways to get dead.

Although I have to wonder, ARE snow leopards an endangered species in Zak's world?

"I told those dicks."
"Ya did"
"You did"

That was pretty awesome of KK hahaha. That snow leopard is not to be fucked with in close ranges (Apparently)_

"Oh yeah, let's have the party mage go out to hunt..." Guys, this is what rangers are for. Druids, also. Another tip for hunting- don't hunt the things that can hunt you back!. I don't blame the cleric for not wanting to get involved. Many parties treat their cleric like a portable Cure Light Wounds spell anyway.

For anyone who wants to play D&D or AD&D on the web, there is a website called Playbyweb.com that allows you to do so. Also RPOL.net. I am a GM on PBW, and while it's not as quick as playing in person, you get to pick pictures for your characters, and if you can write and spell correctly, it allows you to play when there is no one in your area that is interested.

Zaks cat impresion was the most understated part of this episode. Thats a proper G.M. It also sounds like my gran after she has finnished her morning bong. I am finding myself really looking forward to the show every week now. Very good work everybody involved it's great. Also this is the first time I have watched it sober and I still liked it....that has to be a good sign right? Now where did I leave my antifreaze? :)

Absolute class made me laugh still loving it. Shame the snow Leopard didn't get away but as always Frankie stepped in to save the day with a crossbow bolt and a spot of marksmanship.

AllLagNoFrag:
Lol at the snow leapord. Is there any way they could have tamed it or something (befriend?), by the looks of its combat skills, it wouldve been a really good hunting companion. Next time, go fishing!

Great episode nonetheless.

Ha! Fish? My character is already wearing scale-mail. A snow leopard coat is well worth taking risks for, especially for Jinx (my character) - she has many outfits which would be complimented by white fur.

Moral of the story, don't mess with snow leopards

i think you guys would have had more luck if you tried to hunt predator rather than a gentle leopard

Connieparts:

AllLagNoFrag:
Lol at the snow leapord. Is there any way they could have tamed it or something (befriend?), by the looks of its combat skills, it wouldve been a really good hunting companion. Next time, go fishing!

Great episode nonetheless.

Ha! Fish? My character is already wearing scale-mail. A snow leopard coat is well worth taking risks for, especially for Jinx (my character) - she has many outfits which would be complimented by white fur.

Well, then I stand corrected.

Heh, this episode reminds of the GURPS campaign I was in a while back - we spent a lot of time hunting. On the bright side, we tamed an elephant and named him Stampy! Ah, memories...

Silly girls. I had 20 rations in my pack. But hard to resist is the Snow leopard coat. Some girls like shiny things... some like cute fluffy things... Jinx likes wearing the skin of dead animals. We love animals, but probably wouldn't be invited to a PETA meeting.

Satine was pouting in the background rolling her next character... but what kind??!?! You'll have to wait for next week to find out.

I have to admit, though I would likely have passed on a snow leopard when I'm looking for a light snack, I am one of the kamikaze idiots that make a cleric so... necessary in many parties.

Funny...around the start of this show i made a few suggestions which got me flamed by the forum-goers (They were all "Oh those will never work, your stupid").

I check up on this series here to see how its doing and all of the things i suggested have been implemented.

(Cleaner set, Better visuals of characters)

Great episode.

To see that considerations were taken and this has grown is a sign of great progress.

This show is now something I'll watch from the start.

dtthelegend:
Funny...around the start of this show i made a few suggestions which got me flamed by the forum-goers (They were all "Oh those will never work, your stupid").

I check up on this series here to see how its doing and all of the things i suggested have been implemented.

(Cleaner set, Better visuals of characters)

Great episode.

To see that considerations were taken and this has grown is a sign of great progress.

This show is now something I'll watch from the start.

It's the same exact set. It's no more or less "clean" than it was on any other day.

All this was shot and cut long before you said any of the stuff you said...(which I am now examining...)
...hmm...

Anyway: you asked to see the "board with the players pieces" which makes no sense because there's no board in the version of D&D we play.

Also, you asked that we fake the show by shooting somewhere other than our apartment, which we didn't.

You complained about the sound, too, which is weird because the sound on the show has always been done exactly the same and everybody else is fine with it--except for old people who think The Sword is too loud.

Anyway, glad you like it.

Zak Sabbath:

It's the same exact set. It's no more or less "clean" than it was on any other day.

All this was shot and cut long before you said any of the stuff you said...(which I am now examining...)
...hmm...

Anyway: you asked to see the "board with the players pieces" which makes no sense because there's no board in the version of D&D we play.

Also, you asked that we fake the show by shooting somewhere other than our apartment, which we didn't.

You complained about the sound, too, which is weird because the sound on the show has always been done exactly the same and everybody else is fine with it--except for old people who think The Sword is too loud.

Anyway, glad you like it.

LMAO

Satine Phoenix:
Silly girls. I had 20 rations in my pack. But hard to resist is the Snow leopard coat. Some girls like shiny things... some like cute fluffy things... Jinx likes wearing the skin of dead animals. We love animals, but probably wouldn't be invited to a PETA meeting.

Satine was pouting in the background rolling her next character... but what kind??!?! You'll have to wait for next week to find out.

SWEET. I think I speak for the posse at large when I say that we continue to gift you with the mental cookies. I fell asleep with Bongzilla still playing before readying for work tonight, so mine might taste...funny, but only at first.

Now, onto this week's matters. For obvious reasons, we've all had a chance to admire the various pieces of body art spread across most of the cast, but this week it became abundantly clear that while Frankie is only working with about 72% of the canvas space each of the rest of you lovelies has (and that includes Mr. Sabbath's scrawny self) she may very well have lapped the group with the amount of ink she walks around in. Has anyone taken the time to show off Frankie's work in some better detail than the passing glances here on the show? The good, high people of Asheville tend to reward that kind of documentation with cookies too.

Satine Phoenix:
Silly girls. I had 20 rations in my pack.

I think Frankie is slipping cause she should have looted your body long before now. Favorite part this week was "RUN AWAY!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes and D&D just seem to go together.

Roll a character for the puppy that's hanging around and watching the game. He seems interested - may be he's a closet roleplayer. Besides, your group looks like it could use a ranger that specialises in hunting cats.

Funnny stuff as ever - I felt especially sorry for Mandy this time. That's why I always hate playing the cleric!

Is this some sort of scam to get together with moderately hot girls every week or how comes these keep popping up every other day? xD

Dexter111:
Is this some sort of scam to get together with moderately hot girls every week or how comes these keep popping up every other day? xD

I have no idea what this guy is talking about, but if there's anybody on this forum who has a clue what he's on about I or one of the girls will try to answer it.

Zak Sabbath:

Dexter111:
Is this some sort of scam to get together with moderately hot girls every week or how comes these keep popping up every other day? xD

I have no idea what this guy is talking about, but if there's anybody on this forum who has a clue what he's on about I or one of the girls will try to answer it.

There's a possibility that he's referring to the advertisements for the show that pop up from time to time and you can scroll through all the episodes.

tkaStryc9:

Zak Sabbath:

Dexter111:
Is this some sort of scam to get together with moderately hot girls every week or how comes these keep popping up every other day? xD

I have no idea what this guy is talking about, but if there's anybody on this forum who has a clue what he's on about I or one of the girls will try to answer it.

There's a possibility that he's referring to the advertisements for the show that pop up from time to time and you can scroll through all the episodes.

Then is the idea he's never watched an episode or did watch one and just lacks the ability to receive visual and/or auditory stimuli?

I have to tell you...

That was hilarious! I hope Justine (the trouble-maker) can stick around longer!

And Satine, I missed you! It'll be nice to have you back next episode...I'm excited to see who your new character is!

 Pages 1 2 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here