To Villains, With Love

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To Villains, With Love

Bad guys need love, too, you know, and these letters are happy to provide it.

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D'aaawww

None from Bowser? Bah. SOMEONE write one!

What is this I dont even

Apologies, I loved the Sephiroth one the best, 'Impale me with your sword indeed'...

Can we add to these?

Jamous:
Can we add to these?

Please do!

Sephiroth looks like a girl is an old joke but you pulled it off, kudos.

That said if the writer thinks that he's a woman then how does the "impale with sword" bit make sense? It sounds like an innuendo but for what? I guess you could buy "swords" so maybe that's what he/she meant.

Sephiroth one was the best, especially the part:

"...for you are the most striking woman I have ever seen."

ROFL! :)

I would write one for Saren Arterius, but I think it would come out a little too personal...

I'm tempted to try and write one for Mother Brain (albeit not truly a villain in the sense of the word used here it seems)

I actually felt for the Ganondorf one. That was really upsetting.

Anyway I would write one to Wesker but hes at the bottom of a Volcano ... So fuck that.

Aww. Cute.

This is so j-Pod

M.Bison's responce:

YES! YES!

I can't make the text really big, and someone had to say it.

i'm surprised there wasn't one for Alyx Vance.
Edit: I forgot about the Villian part.

Lucane:
i'm surprised there wasn't one for Alyx Vance.

I wouldn't really say that she was a villain.

Evil the White:
M.Bison's responce:

YES! YES!

I can't make the text really big, and someone had to say it.

use (h1) (/h1) " ( ) "=" [ ] " like....

this.

Logan Westbrook:

Lucane:
i'm surprised there wasn't one for Alyx Vance.

I wouldn't really say that she was a villain.

Oh right, forgot about the "Villian" part after I got to Sephiroth being called a Woman.

Susan Arendt:

Jamous:
Can we add to these?

Please do!

Does it have to be primarily a video game villain or can it be someone added into a video game from other media?

I know this is just for fun, but I want to see what sort of criteria you used for the article. :P

I have one

Warning world's nerdy-est wall of text coming up

WHAT?! Non for Dr. Cortex! Poor balding chap.

And those were some lovely love letters i've ever read, well done.

Oh my god I just did a spit take on the Sephiroth letter. LOL

Tom Phoenix:

Susan Arendt:

Jamous:
Can we add to these?

Please do!

Does it have to be primarily a video game villain or can it be someone added into a video game from other media?

I know this is just for fun, but I want to see what sort of criteria you used for the article. :P

Well, you can do whatever you like, but we chose characters actually in the original game themselves.

BlueberryFalacy:
I'm tempted to try and write one for Mother Brain (albeit not truly a villain in the sense of the word used here it seems)

Eh, close enough. We can stretch the definition in the name of fun. :)

Torque669:

Anyway I would write one to Wesker but hes at the bottom of a Volcano ... So fuck that.

Thats alot of postage.

OT:
I liked them all. their really cute. Except for the last one(9, i think) i couldnt read the writing..

EDIT:
Oh, hello Susan. If i were to say, "find" a game and change it so you are th villian, can i write to you? :)

Susan Arendt:

Tom Phoenix:

Susan Arendt:

Jamous:
Can we add to these?

Please do!

Does it have to be primarily a video game villain or can it be someone added into a video game from other media?

I know this is just for fun, but I want to see what sort of criteria you used for the article. :P

Well, you can do whatever you like, but we chose characters actually in the original game themselves.

BlueberryFalacy:
I'm tempted to try and write one for Mother Brain (albeit not truly a villain in the sense of the word used here it seems)

Eh, close enough. We can stretch the definition in the name of fun. :)

So they be ambiguous characters
Because I was a little unsure if the colossi counted.
I wrote them a letter anyway, but i don't think they are villains?

(I finally quoted a mod always wanted to do that hi Susan)

Susan Arendt:

BlueberryFalacy:
I'm tempted to try and write one for Mother Brain (albeit not truly a villain in the sense of the word used here it seems)

Eh, close enough. We can stretch the definition in the name of fun. :)

Give me a few hours then and we'll see what i can come up with

Nothing about the G-Man's mysterious persona and crystal green eyes?

This was very, VERY disturbing yet quite entertaining.

No letter to GlaDos? After she wrote that song for you? I'm dissapoint escapist.

Anyway, great letters, especially Sephi one :P Keep up the good work

Susan Arendt:

Jamous:
Can we add to these?

Please do!

Better get to work then! :D

So...bizarre...

So when we have written theses do they just stay here or will they actually be put somewhere to keep. Cause what is the point of weighting them is they disappear or sink with the thread without many people seeing them.
I put several long hard minuets into this.

Lucane:

Evil the White:
M.Bison's responce:

YES! YES!

I can't make the text really big, and someone had to say it.

use (h1) (/h1) " ( ) "=" [ ] " like....

this.

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

This was not what I was expecting, but still made me so very happy. Very funny, great job.

Really does make me want to write my own. "Oh Bowser, even without your fire breath, you always light my fire..."

Grahav:

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I'm not Lucane, but I can answer your question:
In the Posting Guidelines, under the section "Other Fun Stuff" is a link to the Forum Markup guide.

Couldn't believe no mario..

these were really funny - especially the one to the zerg queen!

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