The Escapist Presents: Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 NEXT
 

You people are NUTS!!!

I love you all =D

-M

There's such thing as a Nerd battle axe. That's awesome.

......*Wants to be in the war with all the Escapians* ;.;

For such awesomeness, You guys don't have any internships available do you? I don't mind getting the coffee...or making the coffee......or cleaning....I'll even do it in the french maid outfit!

It's depressing to know I'll never have a job that enjoyable.

Roboto:

Luke5515:
I would absolutely freaking love to work there.

No, no you would not.

Actually, I'd definately take the risks....'sides, wouldn't "Shot in the face by a hail of darts" supercede all 6 of those? (And definately replace the boredom and sitting ones).

Bonus points for using a Cracked article, though haha.

Why didn't Kuliani have a banhammer? Someone get him a massive hammer now!

captainfluoxetine:

Team Hollywood:
Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

Witness the carnage that is Nerf Wars 2!

Watch Video

Nerddome! Two nerds enter one nerd leaves! Followed by the second nerdleaving after being declared the winner.

I hate you all. Get proper jobs dammit.

Yes, I'm jealous too.

More offices need to have a Nerf fight every now and again.

I'm not even gonna say I want a job there. I'd pay you to let me sit around in the office and be your odd-job guy if it means taking part in amazing things like this every so often.

I love you guys...

Drayvock:

AxCx:
I want a job at this office. Seriously.

Me too! Oh wait...

pfft, you boaster ;O

But damn...so much destruction...
I salute ye

http://www.thescienceconnection.net/retail_images2/fingerrockets_60.jpg

The company I work for does this all the time but with those finger rockets.
Someone who used to work with us designed them so we always had like boxes of 300.

I would LOVE to work there. It's a shame I live so far.

Themis Media: Company to look out for.

Now we know why.

Now this is awesome >~<! I totally wish I could have a Nerf Wars with a couple of my friends right now ^~^!

Dammit my job sucks lol

This reminds me of the Nerf Wars I had as a kid (and the occasional Nerf Skirmish I have w/ my older brother & sis-in-law). Maybe it's the nostalgia talking, but I think the Nerf Wars I had were better.

Ah well. Here's another Nerf Office War for you Escapists to enjoy:

EDIT: Damn, that didn't work. Here's the link instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM

Staff Edit - fixed it for you :)

Death, drama, gladiator matches, and nerf guns.

...How do I get a job there?

You can tell the quality of a clip by its tags. this one has *shot in the face* *nerf guns* and *humour*.

this is a good clip.

My only wish is that this gets turned into a full-on series, with special effects.

Hey, you guys are hiring, right? Right? Oh, please tell me you are hiring! I will be your shoe cleaner if I have to.

This reminded me of the time I built an impenetrable fortress out of some mattresses and a mesh-and-wire clothes hamper, from which I struck down my enemies with a Nerf sniper rifle, the Longshot I believe it was called. Also, what were the rules of combat? How long was someone "dead?" Were darts on the floor considered recyclable? Were people allowed to bring stuff from home to construct barricades and forts, or was it strictly office supplies? All this has me thinking I need to call up some friends, set up a battle like this, and then upgrade my arsenal and stock up on darts.

you huys have too much fun to legally call it a job.

I wonder how many ppl went to themis media to see if they had jobs open. Something to think about

I wish my job included epic nerf battles... maybe, just maybe, if I word it right; call it "team building and morale boosting", it just might work.

seems they have way to much time on there hands

*Runs off to find his first vintage Nerf Bow & Arrow image and Ballzooka image*

"Prepare to eat Nerf!" *Hysterical & diabolical laugh*

thats so cool

if only i could have been there....

If only all offices were that purely Epic.

Cookiegerard:
Why do so many people love Nerf, could someone please explain this to me? The video was still great.

Because you get to shoot people without causing them any actual bodily harm?

And that was great, especially the duels after

One Nerf to rule them all, One Nerf to find them,
One Nerf to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Oh the Carnage! >.<

soren7550:
This reminds me of the Nerf Wars I had as a kid (and the occasional Nerf Skirmish I have w/ my older brother & sis-in-law). Maybe it's the nostalgia talking, but I think the Nerf Wars I had were better.

Ah well. Here's another Nerf Office War for you Escapists to enjoy:

EDIT: Damn, that didn't work. Here's the link instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM

Staff Edit - fixed it for you :)

awesome XD

Wow, that was so epic! Must be a great place to work!

 Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here