There is no part of me that didn't want to see Frankie shoot that leopard for presents

OR

fail rolls miserably in an attempt to shoot the snow leopard in spite of her superior position and the kitty's distraction. Would it have resulted in shenanigans either way? You bettcha. But that's how I roll.

Now, those of you who can remember this game with a fair amount of clarity, tell me this: why the hell is Justine taking a body back to her mother alone? I thought it was established earlier on that her mother was just a big angry cock section that probably abandoned her kid to backwards, gobliny doom. Or did I miss something?

Also, I'm pretty sure I just saw that Satine pimped in with a bard. All I have to say to that is "huh." The group's made an interesting makeup work pretty well so far (especially for their levels) so this should be interesting.

Good show everybody. Classic one liners in there this week. I use "I have a weasel in my backpack" as a euphemism all the time.........yeah....it doesn't get me as much action as you would think ;) Agree with above poster about Justines characters mum. Maybe there is more to this than meets the eye, like thoes Transformers. Looking forward to next weeks episode. :)

I was thinking about Justine taking a body to her mum as well.
Do the guest players stay on? Because if they invite a new one every month then maybe Justine and Zakk have planned a big ambush so that she can go out with a bang?

I totally don't trust Satine with her knew character either...

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

I love Satine RPing in character.
I love Connie's analysis of why her PC has an alcohol problem.
I love KK fishing.
I love MM offering supplies to the new, and clearly traumatized PC, as a sign of good will.
I love Frankie's rejection of silliness and remembering about the eye.
I love Justine remembering the mission and staying somewhat on task.
I love Zak for rolling so expertly with all the madness this group throws at him.

Love all around!

Yay, yay, yay to Satine being back!

The only thing I really wanna know is why we're splitting up the group again? I mean, I'm happy Mandy's going with Justine to see her evil mother and everything, but still.

And what's KK gonna do? Or Satine's new character? Is KK gonna streak to the pet store as well?

ThaBenMan:
Surely I'm not the only one who would love to get some for being a loyal viewer?

Quoted for later use out of context.

Fun episode! I like Satine's description of her character on her entrance, and the group RP around that.

Streaking to the pet store, woooo!

Damn I love this show! "What if you caught an endangered fish?" XD

I love how intense Justine is ALL THE TIME. Absolutely relentless.

"Cyclops! Wolverine! Quiet!"

Brilliant.

streeking party!!!! lol.

and has any1 noticed that less and less ppl are commenting and probly watching this anymore. i personalyl enjoy it, =)

clank1013:
streeking party!!!! lol.

and has any1 noticed that less and less ppl are commenting and probly watching this anymore. i personalyl enjoy it, =)

They probably left when they realised that it wasn't going to spontaniously turn into an orgy.

I don't care! I'm a loyal follower! I'm hoping for some t-shirts soon.

Satine: They tried to touch me.
Justine: Why wouldn't you wanna be touched?
Satine: I didn't want to be violated! You're women, you understand.
Justine: ...? Okaaay, fair enough...

I thought that was a humorously insightful exchange.

Zak Sabbath:

clank1013:
streeking party!!!! lol.

and has any1 noticed that less and less ppl are commenting and probly watching this anymore. i personalyl enjoy it, =)

Actually, the audience grows every week.

Less people troll now, though, and it's trolls that make the comment count spike.

Guess thats the only use a troll has got.

You should throw a couple of trolls in later on for the crack. Everyone loves to fight trolls :D

Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Pinky: What's that, Brain?

Brain: I'm going to see my mother and I'm taking the dead body with me.

kelvingreen:
"Cyclops! Wolverine! Quiet!"

Brilliant.

Agreed. This is the Quote of the Year, so far. I didn't see the clash coming between the two PCs but now realize the potential was there all along with the two strong personalities. Along with the Claremont-Byrne days of the X-Men being probably my favorite comic ever, the use of three little words capturing so much really made the moment. Bravo, Zak, Bravo!

IHaveTilFive:

kelvingreen:
"Cyclops! Wolverine! Quiet!"

Brilliant.

Agreed. This is the Quote of the Year, so far. I didn't see the clash coming between the two PCs but now realize the potential was there all along with the two strong personalities. Along with the Claremont-Byrne days of the X-Men being probably my favorite comic ever, the use of three little words capturing so much really made the moment. Bravo, Zak, Bravo!

I now have this image of Zak, morning of the game, hands at his temples, eyes closed in concentration, thinking "To me, my XXX-Men".

Yet another great episode, lots of hilarious banter between everyone, the party finally makes it back to the city, couldn't ask for more.

Just out of curiosity, what happens to Satine's new character if her old one gets resurrected? Does she get to play two characters at once or does one of them kind of get a story made up about going off and doing something else?

Zak Sabbath:

Legend of J:

Zak Sabbath:

clank1013:
streeking party!!!! lol.

and has any1 noticed that less and less ppl are commenting and probly watching this anymore. i personalyl enjoy it, =)

Actually, the audience grows every week.

Less people troll now, though, and it's trolls that make the comment count spike.

Guess thats the only use a troll has got.

You should throw a couple of trolls in later on for the crack. Everyone loves to fight trolls :D

Ok:

All the gurls ar ulggy and theyre not real pron stars either and they dont know how to play D&D like Will Wheaton (Who fuckn made Star Trek rad!) and I kno because I hav been playng since 1993 an have a 34th level Soulblade/LEaffinder also the DM sux bcuz he dosnot let them do what they want and also he is a big pushover an lets them do whatever they want and the escapist should stop exploitating me with breasts because i am more mature than that also the music is too metall! Why metaL? Also:you are gay! And why are they in aparatment insteado f a black void like the official Wizzards dnd show? black voids rule! I have been playing in a black void since i was ten. also the whores are hard to look at because the cuts inthe show confuse my brian!

--NinjaxxxFireball

You forgot to use the staple of Internet insults against attractive women, "vapid."
Usage example: 'Man, look at these ditzy women try to add dice rolls together. Ha, like they can add numbers! They must be vapid whores because everyone knows that intelligence is inversely proportional to looks.'

Skullkid4187:
"What if you caught an endangered fish?" XD

That one cracked me up too. I think that came from the cameraman. Hopefully Satine will give us the artist's rendition of her new character also.

I thought I'd chime in with why I generally don't care for the show: I play D&D in my spare time. If I'm going to watch people sitting around the table for a session, I'd prefer it be my own game, since watching someone else's is usually rather boring. That's the only reason I don't care for IHIWMA. That being said, I really think the Escapist has been misleading concerning these videos "D&D with porn star" is going to attract a crowd for the wrong reasons, not because of silly D&D banter.

::cracks knuckles::
Here we go.

trooper6:
I love Satine RPing in character.
I love Connie's analysis of why her PC has an alcohol problem.
I love KK fishing.
I love MM offering supplies to the new, and clearly traumatized PC, as a sign of good will.
I love Frankie's rejection of silliness and remembering about the eye.
I love Justine remembering the mission and staying somewhat on task.
I love Zak for rolling so expertly with all the madness this group throws at him.

Word. Were I capable of that much love, I'd be right there with ya'. As it stands, all I can do is defend cool people with the power of my abundant hate. You are a cool person.

Tsuji Giri:

IHaveTilFive:

kelvingreen:
"Cyclops! Wolverine! Quiet!"

Brilliant.

Agreed. This is the Quote of the Year, so far. I didn't see the clash coming between the two PCs but now realize the potential was there all along with the two strong personalities. Along with the Claremont-Byrne days of the X-Men being probably my favorite comic ever, the use of three little words capturing so much really made the moment. Bravo, Zak, Bravo!

I now have this image of Zak, morning of the game, hands at his temples, eyes closed in concentration, thinking "To me, my XXX-Men".

Now that's some good wit all around. Seriously. And there's really very few proper reasons to bring up Cyclops...ever...and this one's at the top of the list. Had to back to show up three times to see what the hell was going on after that 'cause I couldn't stop the chuckling.

mandymorbid:
We were taking the dead body with us because Justine's mum is a powerful city official and may be able to point us in the direction of some resurrection action . Failing that--being a cleric of the city of Vornhiem--I was heading off to my church/temple to tell them all about Justine's mum planning an attack on the city with the Goblins and hoping the my fellow Sister's of Vorn would have some resurrection tips as well. BUT we had to finish our quest--have the charges dropped--show Justine's mum we were successful in rescuing her--first.

Well played Sarge. Thanks for the clarification. And at this point in the game (having heard the exasperation pouring out of you more than once now) I can understand you not wanting to bother with organizing the inmates. Again.

Zak Sabbath:

Ok:

All the gurls ar ulggy and theyre not real pron stars either and they dont know how to play D&D like Will Wheaton (Who fuckn made Star Trek rad!) and I kno because I hav been playng since 1993 an have a 34th level Soulblade/LEaffinder also the DM sux bcuz he dosnot let them do what they want and also he is a big pushover an lets them do whatever they want and the escapist should stop exploitating me with breasts because i am more mature than that also the music is too metall! Why metaL? Also:you are gay! And why are they in aparatment insteado f a black void like the official Wizzards dnd show? black voids rule! I have been playing in a black void since i was ten. also the whores are hard to look at because the cuts inthe show confuse my brian!

--NinjaxxxFireball

Never came from humor alone, but that got me close. It sounds fun, I know, and it would be if I didn't have to go to work now. But on an earnest note, you just made me realize that if reality series ever had a purpose it was to bring about a show such as this that would allow for the exhibition of your writing efforts. I suppose that's ironic element 1,573 of our beloved program here. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go gush with the rest of the third shift and see if we've made any headway adapting a Warden to 3.5 rules.

cakstan:

Zak Sabbath:

Legend of J:

Zak Sabbath:

clank1013:
streeking party!!!! lol.

and has any1 noticed that less and less ppl are commenting and probly watching this anymore. i personalyl enjoy it, =)

Actually, the audience grows every week.

Less people troll now, though, and it's trolls that make the comment count spike.

Guess thats the only use a troll has got.

You should throw a couple of trolls in later on for the crack. Everyone loves to fight trolls :D

Ok:

All the gurls ar ulggy and theyre not real pron stars either and they dont know how to play D&D like Will Wheaton (Who fuckn made Star Trek rad!) and I kno because I hav been playng since 1993 an have a 34th level Soulblade/LEaffinder also the DM sux bcuz he dosnot let them do what they want and also he is a big pushover an lets them do whatever they want and the escapist should stop exploitating me with breasts because i am more mature than that also the music is too metall! Why metaL? Also:you are gay! And why are they in aparatment insteado f a black void like the official Wizzards dnd show? black voids rule! I have been playing in a black void since i was ten. also the whores are hard to look at because the cuts inthe show confuse my brian!

--NinjaxxxFireball

You forgot to use the staple of Internet insults against attractive women, "vapid."
Usage example: 'Man, look at these ditzy women try to add dice rolls together. Ha, like they can add numbers! They must be vapid whores because everyone knows that intelligence is inversely proportional to looks.'

You also forget to give your characters name, xxSepiroth Drizzt Alucardxx. (He's too cool for an xxx rating)

This type of oddballness is why I play D&D. It's not about saving the world, it's about shooting snow leopards, fishing and streaking.

mandymorbid:
We were taking the dead body with us because Justine's mum is a powerful city official and may be able to point us in the direction of some resurrection action . Failing that--being a cleric of the city of Vornhiem--I was heading off to my church/temple to tell them all about Justine's mum planning an attack on the city with the Goblins and hoping the my fellow Sister's of Vorn would have some resurrection tips as well. BUT we had to finish our quest--have the charges dropped--show Justine's mum we were successful in rescuing her--first.

But she is also an alcholic right?
:D
Alchoholic city officials, just like my home town!

This show is real great now. I'm really loving it actually. The quality has spiked massively since the first couple of episodes and I'm really happy I watched again.

Ohlawdy, this first adventure is taking for ages. I wonder if the second is gonna be as epic, especially over how many levels they'll probably gain at the end!

If you read this post, you should really post up the character sheets, it'd like to see them.

I have a questions, and it may be a little out of left field.

Why is the pig wearing an Uncle Sam hat?