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Work Your Assets

Graham talks Pokemon and Ryan Quickbender has a lesson for the ladies.

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GrahamS:
Work Your Assets

Graham talks Pokemon and Ryan Quickbender has a lesson for the ladies.

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Catburger? Catburgler? I'm sure there's a good pokémon name in there, somewhere.

Nice backwards hairflip Kathleen, I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Great Ryan Quickbender appearance. Clearly, anything whatsoever can be made into a sexual euphemism if you say it all suave-like and have a softcore porn soundtrack in the background.

Nice scotch Ryan, I love Glenfiddich.

Holy hell...now THAT is how I need to work my assets next time I schmooze!

*sighs dreamily at Quickbender's relaxed posture and smooth voice*

Well only the Quickbender part sucked. Too bad that was the majority of this episode.

Oh dear god Matt...

I facepalmed...hard...

Ewwwwww

Creepy (and hilarious)

Matt, you scare me.
Quite like the Scott Pilgrim background and the Glenfiddich though

I didn't realize that someone "Watched Star Wars" the same way I do!

RedFox042:
I didn't realize that someone "Watched Star Wars" the same way I do!

Seriously, that bush is getting crowded.

Loved seeing the SP background on Ryan's desktop.

BlueInkAlchemist:

RedFox042:
I didn't realize that someone "Watched Star Wars" the same way I do!

Seriously, that bush is getting crowded.

well its more of a hedge but yea it really is

...Wow.. Ryan Quickbender, the "smooth-talker". Brings a whole new meaning to "quick-bending"..

I lol'd at Graham's Pokemans. How -dare- they not make all new Pokemon for each ga-- Oh wait.. They do.. But they -keep- the old ones too. So.. Yeah?

Wow, Matt's advice was really creepy, in a very sexy way.
And yeah, mixing the Sims with a medieval RPG really sounds like cutting cocaine with meth.

Epic opening line XD

And...Nicely done Graham, Nintendo must hire you!

And...Intresting, Quicks...Picks o.o

Jeremy Petter will be "home sick" for months
LOL!

also i shall remember to wear the red dress next time.

After that Quick's Picks, I'm sure many LRR fans have fainted.

Calumon: Including Jack, as I wrote this whole post. ^^

Quickbender indeed. ;)

Jack and Calumon:
After that Quick's Picks, I'm sure many LRR fans have fainted.

Calumon: Including Jack, as I wrote this whole post. ^^

We all did Calumon, we all did.

Ok, seriously...

I had to pause the video when Matt showed up in the robe and silk scarf because I was laughing so hard, and didn't want to miss anything.

Well played!

I love it when a girl shows off her assets it makes my stocks go up

Ryans segment has made me lose a lot of respect for the games industry. It's all one big dating game this corporate 'buisiness' isn't it!

Loved the "Don't cut cocain with meth" made me LOL. And that Quickpick segment was almost as wrong as the Resident Evil Romance book bit.

Graham: I finally saw Inception
Kathleen: Really wha'd you think of it?
Graham: I cannot believe Leonardo DiCaprio is Luke's father.
WAY TO SPOIL THE PLOT TWIST GRAHAM! >(

and lo mark hamill's garden was purged of all bushes forever....

the end.

OMG the Ryan Quickbender sketch was brilliant

Also, I think my cocaine is cut with flight simulators...

RedFox042:

BlueInkAlchemist:

RedFox042:
I didn't realize that someone "Watched Star Wars" the same way I do!

Seriously, that bush is getting crowded.

well its more of a hedge but yea it really is

I thought I noticed that hedge moving as I was lighting a bag of dog poo on Mark's porch.

Quickbender has a Scott Pilgrim desktop background!!!

That was the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen LRR do, I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe, and doing both would've made me look like an evil scientist having a seizure. I picked the wrong video to watch as soon as I woke up, thanks Matt, my morning is now horrible. The rest of the episode was pretty awesome though and since you guys were going for the creepy thing, you damn well succeeded.

Us cash bag's really loved this episode. Oh, Graham don't worry i "Watch" Star War's aswell. 'Wink'

UNCOMFORTABLE.

GrahamS:
Work Your Assets

Ryan Quickbender has a lesson for the ladies.

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Wow. that was really creepy...

danm36:
Ryans segment has made me lose a lot of respect for the games industry. It's all one big dating game this corporate 'buisiness' isn't it!

See I just took issue with his Scotch on the rocks. Real men drink it neat.

lol! that was the funniest thing ever!!

I have friends in the financial/insurance/risk lines of work. there is NOTHING they like more than cheesy double entendre. so many times checking out chicks trading lols like that, but thats the funniest I've ever heard.

Your made up pokemon are awesome, I want a marmocup.

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