Critical Miss: #31

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#31

The early bird catches the slime hat.

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Yep. Kane and Lynch was THAT bad, if judging by the demo.

I want a slime hat...I'm going to go check the Square Enix store.

Edit:

No hat. I am sad...

But they have a toy!

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And I need to get this Rabite keychain.

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And this pendant. Okay...maybe not for this price. $106

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And this Ultimate Key.

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Why did I go to that site? My wallet is gonna be hurting.

Why does everyone love slimes... why don't blobs get the love?

I feel your pain, I had to bang my head on a wall to wake up this morning after Playing MNC all day.

The only thing I found surprising about Kane and Lynch 2 is that so many people bought it, even though the first game was the developers special way of saying he hates us.
As you might have guessed I did not buy Kane and Lynch 2, for the same reason nobody touches a hot iron more than once.

Mr. Grey:
Why does everyone love slimes... why don't blobs get the love?

Although I get a very nice image of blobs from your avatar, the slime from DQ is just the cutest little thing, and everyone recognizes him, even if only played DQ once :D

Onyx Oblivion:
Yep. Kane and Lynch was that bad, if judging by the demo.

I want a slime hat...I'm going to go check the Square Enix store.

Ditto, want that hat xD

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Soviet Ushanka was here, being superior.
http://www.soviet-power.com/detail.php?pid=15

Dommyboy:
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Soviet Ushanka was here, being superior.
http://www.soviet-power.com/detail.php?pid=15

Nah. A Slime hat is still better.

Onyx Oblivion:

Dommyboy:
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Soviet Ushanka was here, being superior.
http://www.soviet-power.com/detail.php?pid=15

Nah. A Slime hat is still better.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/13541709/hand-made-dragon-quest-slime-hat

Don't know if he still makes them though :p

Mr Companion:
The only thing I found surprising about Kane and Lynch 2 is that so many people bought it, even though the first game was the developers special way of saying he hates us.
As you might have guessed I did not buy Kane and Lynch 2, for the same reason nobody touches a hot iron more than once.

but......after the first twenty or so times your hands are so scarred that you no longer feel the burning pain! plus how else would we play hot potato? with hand grenades? not likely!

OT: I havent played K&L2 simply because of the horror that is K&L1. From every video that I have seen of the game, I am surprised the player was able to see any enemy.

also, naked Kane and Lynch, as if I needed anything else to hate this game with, it decides to just give us rule 34.

therandombear:

Onyx Oblivion:

Dommyboy:
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Soviet Ushanka was here, being superior.
http://www.soviet-power.com/detail.php?pid=15

Nah. A Slime hat is still better.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/13541709/hand-made-dragon-quest-slime-hat

Don't know if he still makes them though :p

Doesn't look like she does. But who cares?

Prinny hat still on sale from her!

I find Kane & Lynch horrid, the multiplayer is really unique though.

I do want it...I want it so bad...and brilliant ending XD

Mr. Grey:
Why does everyone love slimes... why don't blobs get the love?

*pats back* There there, we all love the blobs too.
now I need to go wash my hand

I got the Slime Crown, so that, bitches!

Look at it this way, at least Kane and Lynch is better than Lion-O rape. (At least I hope it is!)

I really want to get a copy of Virtual Shit Eater, want to trade K&L for it

Onyx Oblivion:

Dommyboy:
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Soviet Ushanka was here, being superior.
http://www.soviet-power.com/detail.php?pid=15

Nah. A Slime hat is still better.

What about a Communist Slime Hat?!

Your punch lines are like little girly slaps.

get some better ones!

was kane and lynch that bad?

From what I hear, Virtua Shit Eater is extremely well polished. That's what Yahtzee said anyway.

Onyx Oblivion:

Dommyboy:
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Soviet Ushanka was here, being superior.
http://www.soviet-power.com/detail.php?pid=15

Nah. A Slime hat is still better.

Your both wrong. Brainslugs are better hats.

In other news, I hear you can find all the hats you want down at the brainslug planet. Just walk around without a helmet for a while.

Onyx Oblivion:
Yep. Kane and Lynch was THAT bad, if judging by the demo.

That wasn't the demo that was the full game. *bada-bump-tish*

What is with the little notations in the last coupler strips? Also, I'm pretty sure Sharon is my favorite character.

Why are editors so greedy?

Dommyboy:
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Nothing can beat the almighty Ushanka.
I wish I had that hat in TF2...

...I liked Kane and Lynch 2... Especially the story. The story is awesome. Not nearly as good as the first one, but still very good.

Mr. Grey:
Why does everyone love slimes... why don't blobs get the love?

You don't call this love?

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Jarrid:

Mr. Grey:
Why does everyone love slimes... why don't blobs get the love?

You don't call this love?

She's not a real blob... just some kind of shape-shifting wannabe. She also apparently associates herself with slimes.

I appreciate the effort, though.

Would you mind not doing the Scott Pilgrimesque text boxes please? It puts me off reading this.

Nerf Ninja:
Would you mind not doing the Scott Pilgrimesque text boxes please? It puts me off reading this.

I forgot how text boxes were only invented by that film.

This strip reminds me of The Escapist too, that pesky Russ Pitts getting most of the good games to review and all. Waiting for the postman like a shadow, then striking out of nowhere to snatch the latest Valve titles from the pile.

Outlaw Torn:

Nerf Ninja:
Would you mind not doing the Scott Pilgrimesque text boxes please? It puts me off reading this.

I forgot how text boxes were only invented by that film.

I wasn't talking about the film, but they actually are a reference to Scott Pilgrim.

Sharon, continuing to be the badass of this webcomic since her debut... =)

Thanks for another great entry in the series!

Nerf Ninja:

Outlaw Torn:

Nerf Ninja:
Would you mind not doing the Scott Pilgrimesque text boxes please? It puts me off reading this.

I forgot how text boxes were only invented by that film.

I wasn't talking about the film, but they actually are a reference to Scott Pilgrim.

Actually it's an old manga trick that SP borrowed from. I personally got it from some weird-as-shit transgender manga.

Which explains lots...

So, they started ripping off Scott Pilgrim with those little info-bits?

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