Zero Punctuation: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days.

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I wanted a Mafia II review, though this was pretty fucking funny I must admit.

That's why they were put on probation. People who add absolutely nothing with a comment to a ZP video at a time which it would be impossible to have seen any substantial amount of the video get put on probation. Happens every Wednesday.

Damn, finally a reviewer with the balls (or in some tragic cases, the disposable income) to admit this game is a worthless piece of shit!!!

GO, YAHTZEE!

Rolling on the floor, laughing. Not even going to abbreviate that, it's worth every word to say.

The final joke is priceless.

And Yahtzee once again proves his clairvoyance, as the DNF business seems almost frighteningly prophetic. It's finally coming out and it's going to be another generic brown FPS. Hoo-ray.

Good video. I expected this game to be nothing more than dog turd, and it turns out I was probably right.

Not like this is a big deal or anything, but why does your Kane look like ur Niko Bellic?

Excellent review, definitely one of the funniest I've seen recently.

Well sir...
Now that was a rant.
I forget how funny Yahtzee can be when he gets a particularly insult worthy game...

What good are helicopters if you aren't going to strafe buildings with them?

This game totally deserved to get shredded, thanks for that

BlueInkAlchemist:
Rolling on the floor, laughing. Not even going to abbreviate that, it's worth every word to say.

The final joke is priceless.

And Yahtzee once again proves his clairvoyance, as the DNF business seems almost frighteningly prophetic. It's finally coming out and it's going to be another generic brown FPS. Hoo-ray.

Actually, it may very well be the exact opposite of that (going by the blowjob, peeing and poo scenes). But that certainly doesn't mean it'll be good, or that it'll even turn a profit.

Wow, and I thought angry Joe was being unmerciful when reviewing it but holy shit.
I wonder if the lead designer commits suicide when he hears this.

why does he put the first 3 always on probation or ban,
other than that great review.

Its kinda embarrasing that you can make games this shitty now a days

It does not seem like anything i'd like, i kinda knew this anyway. Looked shit.

Funny as always Yahtzee.

they ARE better than this. freedom fighters ruled. but due to a fear of originality and good storytelling, IO went with K&L.
in FF, the protagonist had an actual reason to be there!

sheogoraththemad:
why does he put the first 3 always on probation or ban,
other than that great review.

cos they are commenting without seeing the whole review. the admins know this because they cant have seen it if they ae commenting at (my time) 5:02

Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!

i'm suprised that the bit where K&L were getting tortured wasn't mentioned... but considering the game atmosphere i was hardly suprised. it trys a bit too hard to be fucked up and when guys were slits they're own throats and the like i was yawning

Hasn't been that evil in a while. Jolly entertaining.

This is the only review I've heard/read thus far that actually hated the low-quality shaky-cam art style. I liked it personally, but that's my thing. Great review.

I was considering buying this, good thing Yatzhee was here to save me

Can someone explain to me what happened with Gamespot and the first one? Were they bribing them for good reviews or something?

Well the vacation was a good thing, best zp in a while. I was losing confidence with recent reviews but confidence is restored.

I saw the game in the shop, brand new on the cheap and picked it up. They have also padded out the shooting bits because it's almost impsoble to actually hit only one.

good one this week, even tho i was expecting it to be put through the ringer it still made me lol

I wonder if Yahtzee has found a new "worst game I've ever reviewed", in place of Too Human.

I was expecting a very hars, very funny and very shocking review after I read the tease to this video on his "Extra Punctuation".

But Yahtzee has succeeded every expectation. And for what he says the game must feel like being trapped into the movie "Quarantine", with the wobbly cammera and the terrible lightning. I feel for ya Yahtzee, your pulsating headache is also felt by me. Great review, and I hope you enjoyed your vacation.

I am so glad somebody else in the world is absolutely sick of cover based shooters. Third person? Find. Games where using a large solid object to avoid being shot is a good idea? Also fine. Game where you sit behind cover and slowly pick off blurry black clad enemies amidst a blurry black background? Fuck off.

I was praying that Yahtzee would review this game, as punishment for the Gerstmann thing over the last one, and lo and behold, he actually mentions Gerstmann! Shine on, Yahtzee!

Also, the sheer number of bodily-secretion jokes make this one of the grossest ZPs yet, but nothing can top the one joke from the Split/Second review just a few weeks ago, so it's all good.

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