I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 27: A Little D&D Lifetime Special

Episode 27: A Little D&D Lifetime Special

Now that the party is joined, they further explore the medusa's house.

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I see no reason for Frankie not to be the judge and executioner of whoever's on the other side of that door. Fuck them, indeed. They probably don't even like cake, the HEATHENS!

Seriously though, if you can't appreciate cake, I have no tolerance for you. It's cool if it's not your favorite thing ever, but I will hear no hating upon cake. That is all.

I lol'd at the comments passed when the blob ate through there armour. I found it funny because it reminded me when i played d&d a few years back and we (me and my cuz takin the dm role) threw in 6 rust monsters 1 after another. Just to be a dick.

Daselthechaz:
I see no reason for Frankie not to be the judge and executioner of whoever's on the other side of that door. Fuck them, indeed. They probably don't even like cake, the HEATHENS!

Seriously though, if you can't appreciate cake, I have no tolerance for you. It's cool if it's not your favorite thing ever, but I will hear no hating upon cake. That is all.

Loving cake or not, you cannot just swing the door open and shoot. That could kill them and you never know who it is behind the door; monster, friend, cake enthusiast that just finished baking. At least have an ambush prepared so you can interrogate them and (hopefully) get a map.

Also, reading is overrated. Just ask Frankie.

I lol'd when Frankie said 'Fuck whoever that is!' Oh famous last words...I wan't to see who she shoots in the face. And hilarity did ensue.

For me the funniest part was when Satine sneezed herself (almost) out of her chair at 4:30 or so. Mostly cause I too have done that and no-one believed I wasn't drunk on NyQuil when it happened.

Although Bug going for Kimberly's character sheet like it was a ball was a good moment too.

how many dogs are in the rooms?

1) When Gia said she'd start "beating these little animals with a crowbar," my first thought was "Hell yeah, Gordon Freeman!"

2) I love how Satine is looking at KK at 5:23, considering what happened to Mirror. :)

3) I guarantee whoever's on the other side of that door is gonna be someone important... with a face full of arrows, now. This is why Frankie's awesome.

"So how did you feel about getting dicked from all directions?"

You know, i was wondering the same thing....

Tom Roberts:
For me the funniest part was when Satine sneezed herself (almost) out of her chair at 4:30 or so. Mostly cause I too have done that and no-one believed I wasn't drunk on NyQuil when it happened.

Yes! That was my favorite part too. I enjoyed the whole thing, but Satine's face after she sneezed that hard was priceless. It had me giggling for a good little bit.

I hope Frankie doesn't shoot Justine. Also, turning the blob to 80% stone then splattering it was awesome.

Another good episode, Kim's face when she realizes what has been going on was priceless! XD

Legend of J:
I lol'd at the comments passed when the blob ate through there armour. I found it funny because it reminded me when i played d&d a few years back and we (me and my cuz takin the dm role) threw in 6 rust monsters 1 after another. Just to be a dick.

Reminds me of this: http://speakwithmonsters.badgods.com/comics/rustmonster

LOL still laughing at; "Bunch of stoned snakes......Or partialy stoned snakes!". Really good episode. KK was awsome cool and Connie cross questioning Frankie really made me laugh also. This is such a brilliant show. The Escapist doesn't know how lucky they are to have you imo. My only one critisism (pardon spelling...drunk) in all 27 episodes there has not been enough cheese. Sort that out people! Lots of respect from here uk side. Going 2 sleep now. Bye!

*Edit....also, just got back up to write this bit.....Satine is a spy!!!!! and not the Jim Morrison kind of spy either! This is only going to end bad....and not in the Micheal Jackson kind of Bad, but in the acctual bad!...Of course we knew there was something not kosher about about her new character but This.....this is about to kick off! Def going to sleep now BYE!!!!

"Justine's not a regular cast member, Satine is" THAT made me LOL. So meta...

Also, "So do you move her head around to turn all the snakes to stone?" "Yeah." Chorus of "NOOOOOO!" "Uh, no, no I don't"

Separating player knowledge from character knowledge is always something that takes new roleplayers awhile to get the hang of.

BillionSix:

Legend of J:
I lol'd at the comments passed when the blob ate through there armour. I found it funny because it reminded me when i played d&d a few years back and we (me and my cuz takin the dm role) threw in 6 rust monsters 1 after another. Just to be a dick.

Reminds me of this: http://speakwithmonsters.badgods.com/comics/rustmonster

Also this: http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/dungeons_and_dragons/rust_monster.html?catid=1&cs=19&csd=rust+monster

Great episode and I've very excited to see what will come next!

MVP for this episode is Connie for her interrogation of Frankie (though I can tell Satine is probably going to take it on her dramatic spy reveal next time around). KK was very close to MVP status for wanting to learn to read!

DragonMyAce:
"Justine's not a regular cast member, Satine is" THAT made me LOL. So meta...

Also, "So do you move her head around to turn all the snakes to stone?" "Yeah." Chorus of "NOOOOOO!" "Uh, no, no I don't"

Separating player knowledge from character knowledge is always something that takes new roleplayers awhile to get the hang of.

Every group has their own division of knowledge. Many of the funniest moments in my RP experience have been those meta moments when RL intrudes--or the other way around.

The outfits were too conservative

On a related note: Connie where did you get those skeleton hand gloves? And do they have an online store willing to ship outside the states?

BillionSix:

Legend of J:
I lol'd at the comments passed when the blob ate through there armour. I found it funny because it reminded me when i played d&d a few years back and we (me and my cuz takin the dm role) threw in 6 rust monsters 1 after another. Just to be a dick.

Reminds me of this: http://speakwithmonsters.badgods.com/comics/rustmonster

Lmao good one and yet so true.

Great stuff, I liked Zak's frustration with his seemingly retarded blob monster. As well as KK truly discovering that she was totally defenseless, or at least in the way she thought.

"So how did you feel about getting dicked from all directions?"
I was expecting her to go : "same old... same old..." or something

Also, there is no way she just said "now I'm erect" lol

Another nice episode - still a special tread on Wednesdays.

Major Hitchhikers guide moment, throwing a towel over Frankie's head! By any chance did the book she read which drove her mad have don't panic on the back? Also, loving the duck mini.

I guess Satine's character being a spy answers how you're going to deal with having 2 characters when her old character is raised. Gia wanting to attack the toys with a crowbar reminds me of a session I was in, where I was trying to sap one of our party members who was under a spell... using the flat side of my battle axe... in hind site it was not my best plan, especially when I rolled the natural 1 and actually hit him for full damage. (it should also be noted he was the king, I was his bodyguard and my character was fanatically loyal to the king)

That was one hell of a sneeze Satine, nearly took you clean off the chair! I love how KK is trying really hard to do well and you can really see the cogs whirring away in her head, the look on her face when she realizes her stuff is missing is priceless, like someone just keyed her car. Then there's the whole snake library bit - "are you freezing all the snakes?" "yeah, NOOOOOOOO" absolutely brilliant.

I feel your pain with the blob suckage, it's really depressing when you put something tough in for the players to have a go at and they trounce it. Finally there's friend or foe Frankie, just kick the door in and shoot them, fuck whoever that is, classic. :)

"so your just goign to pop out the door and shoot them?"
"yea, fuck who ever that is"
lol

When KK discovered she didn't have any weapons, and said, "Well, why don't I just kill myself!" I desperately wanted someone to respond, "Because you don't have any weapons!"

Zak has mad skillz when it comes to talking those ladies off of the ledge when they get upset about something. And he sticks to his DM guns and doesn't let them get away with shit in those instances.

Oh, and I thought Beer Drinker/Philosopher was a good title, but Zak wins with Porn Actor/Dungeon Master. That's too much awesome.

 

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