Critical Miss: #37

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#37

A look at Halo:Reach, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

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Sadly, this isn't going to dissuade anyone from buying it. Alternatively, punching ostriches (and getting an achievement for it) is awesome.

I love this one...the ailen one is still my favorite

And this is why I will never buy Reach (though punching an Ostrich sounds incredibly fun).

Haha I love Critical Miss, every week I gain a new insult.

Word of the week: Shitcricket

To be able to punch ostrich sounds awesome...Though you should be able to falcon punch it instead.

Fuck yes, ostrich punching!

You know what's more fun?

Sticking a plasma grenade to an ostrich.

This is one of the joys of the escapist. Keep up the amazing work

Reach was never for me in the first place. Funny strip.

Onyx Oblivion:
Fuck yes, ostrich punching!

You know what's more fun?

Sticking a plasma grenade to an ostrich.

In Armed and Dangerous, you can stick grenades to sheep and fire land-sharks at enemies.

Punching an ostrich was going to be my favourite part, but then I read the difficulty levels. You guys are geniuses.

delete this please, forum bugged on me.

Onyx Oblivion:
Fuck yes, ostrich punching!

I'm now imagining that to the tune of the Team America theme. :)

Best comic you've done yet, I was in stitches while reading that, especially the ending. :P

heehehe nice rip into reach

PsiMatrix:

Onyx Oblivion:
Fuck yes, ostrich punching!

I'm now imagining that to the tune of the Team America theme. :)

OSTRICH PUNCHING, FUCK YEAH!

JUst Hilarious. Thank you.

Still the best game I played in a while.

Cory Rydell and Grey Carter:
...will show you a god who falls asleep on the job.

Careful with that. You waste your time and time will waste you.

I agree that punching large birds is fun, and the characters were kind of lame(except Jorge).

Also you forgot to mention Firefight and Forge..... alright I'm over it now.

Lol, whilst i personally enjoy this game massively, i can't deny your right on with your descriptions. I loved your take on the difficulty levels.

Also worth mentioning, dreadful balancing on invasion, maps which are both rubbish and either taken from single player or made in forge and a retarded ranking system. Thank god dead rising is out soon.

The ostrich is hilarious and knows his shit about movies. He should be the end boss of the next inevitable MS Halo spin-off.

Well done.

Halo 3 with jetpacks sounds fun. Thanks for the endorsement, I wasn't going to buy it after ODST but I will now.

I died at the "Fuck you and your children" part.

And I loved the muse quote as well

Halo is like an emo kid. Everyone loves to hate it.

I don't have an xbox though so I don't give a shit.

Nice work, this is getting better and better.

loved the fuck you and ur children part. totally true.

Though I think you missed out on the besutiful scenery or ability to use party chat and avoid said squeeky kids sonic attack.

Hybridwolf:
Also worth mentioning, dreadful balancing on invasion....

have to agree, invasion slayer = skull fuck anyone on team elite. Regular invasion I can kick ass till the cows come home on either side till my team disconnects and I get swamped. in Invasion slayer I rarely get chance to "wort" before my mandibles are tasting dirt.

ROFL Where fun goes to die.

This comic is kind of pathetic (this week anyways)

Celtic_Kerr:
I died at the "Fuck you and your children" part.

And I loved the muse quote as well

Muse quote? As in the band? If so, where? Is it the "his voice is too high pitched for human hearing" part? Its the "his voice too high pitched for human hearing" part.

Amazing comic! One of the best ones yet.

Quiet Stranger:
This comic is kind of pathetic (this week anyways)

Disagree, I find it quite accurate. :)

Instead of punching ostriches and wearing a jetpack, you should be able to punch people from your mount on a jetpack-wearing ostrich.

Instant 5% increase on Metacritic, guaranteed.

Well... Microsoft got their money's worth, at least...

Well, no one applauds a Halo game for a riveting story. Again, not about what they put into the game, its about what we take out of it.. again.

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