Unskippable: Fracture

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Fracture

The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing.

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Narrator:"Our definition of what it meant to be human changed, and along with it, what it meant to be an American"
Paul:"Cause that's much more important than what it means to be human."
Sarcasm? Why do you hate freedom Paul?

and good times was had by all, though the generic look of the game did suck some of the fun out it, they even did the blue/orange thing movie posters do.

Slinky, Duck that Quacks, and Legos? I want one of those suits!
Addendum: I want a suit that I can relieve in and changes it to beer, too!

didn't the last President to confront Sheridan end up shooting himself? Granted the one before that ended up dead as well don't be a President around Sheridan.

the most important thing to know who is really american!
good to know.

not the best episode but still had it's moments.

Yeah, I'm also glad I'm not colourblind... Oh wait!

Maybe it was a... smart gun.
*dodges rotten fruit

I had never heard of this game.

It actually looks somewhat interesting.

Played the demo of this, surprised they don't mention raising and lowering terrain in the cutscenes at all o.0;

So the guys with awesome genetic engineering technology are supposed to be the bad guys?

...Why does the entertainment industry hate science?

I feel as though I should give this another look. After playing the demo, it didn't really impress me. Plus, I'm running out of new games to play.

Wait a minute, WHAT WAS HE SHOOTING AT!?

After all those dudes got blown up?

Tacos and Hips, that line made my day!

One of the scenes looked like halo.

about 3:30

I know what it means to be human, but now I discover there is an even greater question: What does it mean to be American? CURSE YOU FRACTURE FOR MAKING ME ASK SUCH QUESTIONS!

I'm pretty sure "How does my gun know the emotional availability of the guy I'm pointing it at?" is my favorite gaming joke in the history of forever.

I played fracture.
Wasn't too bad.
Wasn't too great, either.
Maybe if you picked it up cheap... not worth a full 30-40

the toys bit had me rolling

Blue-State:
Narrator:"Our definition of what it meant to be human changed, and along with it, what it meant to be an American"
Paul:"Cause that's much more important than what it means to be human."
Sarcasm? Why do you hate freedom Paul?

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

OT: Good episode. Loved the above gag.

Jet Brody is kinda...grody.

"Wee-Hee Military is fun!" had me chuckling out load at work

awesome unskippable for an awful game

Terrified Android:
awesome unskippable for an awful game

Agreed! ...and what an awful game it was...

Kelly Hu narrates the intro! *swoons over her awesome voice and blocks out all the snarky comments at that time*

But still...

"That's pretty standard."
"Thank you for pointing out the game designer's lack of creativity."
"That IS pretty standard!"

:D

What an unnecessary game ^^

Wait... if sea levels rose because of global warming, why is there no water in San Francisco bay?

Nanosauromo:
Wait... if sea levels rose because of global warming, why is there no water in San Francisco bay?

because they said something about super deformed terrain?
i don't know.. maybe because games love plotholes?

I liked the changes in voice - whee-he XD

i laughed when they went weee at the end XD

Nice crack about how we should have listened to Al Gore.

"That's pretty standard."
"Thank you for pointing out the game designer's lack of creativity."

This made me laugh out loud. One of the beter episodes!

What the Hell? What did the Midwest ever do to the Developers? We are not a convenient plot device! Our voices will be heard! We will make you play Euchre! Oh yea, real mature. Go ahead, cut off our electronics shipments, see if we care. ...Wait, that includes video games, too. Come back, we're sorry!

I did enjoy the "That's pretty standard" part as well.

Also there is a duck that quacks. Additionally some Lego, you know if you have any down time.

Awesome. Also your last line made me laugh out loud in a busy lunchroom. Unskippable, making awkward social situations everywhere XD

If you were colour blind, you would so be relieved of duty.

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