Game Dogs: Knives-R-Us

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Knives-R-Us

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I am totally ordering the "Phantoms Wail"! That and the "Butter Hammer".

Haha lil'pokey... This episode killed me.

I have to ask - What's with the "Two furries for sister sara" tag?

And I'd totally buy the Mary-Kay tactical bowie knife with laser scope. I don't care if it's pink.

I want the scope knife. It's SO PRACTICAL! HAHAHA

I would buy that. Twice.

I WANT those!
all of em!
especially a half inch katana XD

Ok so jokes about the death of real people is acceptable now is it?

I would so want that sword with the blood diamonds.

C'mon! The best was easily the Corner-Stab 3000!
No more pesky corner ambushes! No more running around pole and chairs!
"The Corner-Stab 3000 has the angle on efficient corner-stabbing!"

I'll take 12!

1-800-you-stab
LOL!

the punchinator seems like i would need it. Also i hope it is not illegal in Canada.

but a question how do you sharpen the knife blade on the sharpener?

This is all I thought of...From GTA IVs TV. The entire time.

The show where they sold swords.

Good stuff, btw.

my list of swords i want:

THIS is why Game Dogs should stay. not too happy with getting rid of one of em though :(

How do you sharpen the Sharpening stone knife?

Great and I'd buy that many times. I would ring up in half a second.

Calumon: Where would you put them?

"War and Peace without all that messy reading!"
These guys know how to sell! :P
Sign me up for the China syndrome!

vallorn:
my list of swords i want:

THIS is why Game Dogs should stay. not too happy with getting rid of one of em though :(

Actually its "Wetter Dream" :)

Nerf Ninja:
Ok so jokes about the death of real people is acceptable now is it?

Since when have they NOT been acceptable?

Oh my God! Katana Overload!!!
I would totally buy that.

That's a lot of blades...

Damascus steel katanas...
The grenade-knife was cool too...
The bee sword and the dead-sea-scrolls were good too...

Ahh, too much sharp to handle.

GRoXERs:
I have to ask - What's with the "Two furries for sister sara" tag?

It's a reference to a Western film called, "Two Horses/Donkeys for Sister Sarah".

Hah! I'd totally make an order for just half of those swords and knives, getting that whole combo for the same price? Why that's just insane! If it's Illegal in Rwanda then I know I HAVE TO HAVE IT!

zHellas:

GRoXERs:
I have to ask - What's with the "Two furries for sister sara" tag?

It's a reference to a Western film called, "Two Horses/Donkeys for Sister Sarah".

"Two Mules For Sister Sara"

George Palmer:

zHellas:

GRoXERs:
I have to ask - What's with the "Two furries for sister sara" tag?

It's a reference to a Western film called, "Two Horses/Donkeys for Sister Sarah".

"Two Mules For Sister Sara"

That's it! Thanks.

George Palmer:

vallorn:
my list of swords i want:

THIS is why Game Dogs should stay. not too happy with getting rid of one of em though :(

Actually its "Wetter Dream" :)

i think Winter Dream sounds better though :P

Meh, an infomercial that's just as funny as any regular infomercial on TV, meaning that it isn't funny at all IMO. Now these guys know how to make an funny and awesome infomercial:

Good thing I don't live in Rwanda! I'll take SEVEN!

Also, the grenade knife is practical! Throw it and it sticks! Perfect!

You know what, I've changed my mind. Go ahead and kill off Chet, Roger, or Beth (or all three, plus Gary). This show actually gets pretty good when it's not centered around those characters.

that was wierd

Koeryn:
Good thing I don't live in Rwanda! I'll take SEVEN!

Also, the grenade knife is practical! Throw it and it sticks! Perfect!

I like to call it a "Stabsplosion"!

Easily the best episode you guys have ever done.

When he said 'three more axes!' I lost it. The grenade knife cracked me up too. I laughed through just about the entire knife extravaganza at the end.

Good stuff.

zHellas:

George Palmer:

zHellas:

GRoXERs:
I have to ask - What's with the "Two furries for sister sara" tag?

It's a reference to a Western film called, "Two Horses/Donkeys for Sister Sarah".

"Two Mules For Sister Sara"

That's it! Thanks.

Saves me asking :p

Russian shopping channel...scary thought XD

So does the number work? I want the katana overload...

Great episode!

Nerf Ninja:
Ok so jokes about the death of real people is acceptable now is it?

Has been for a long time, mate. Or did you miss all the Michael Jackson and Steve Irwin jokes less than a week after they bit the big one?

OT: Okay. Whoever thought up adding the Russians? Pure genius. This show is actually funny now.

I understand there is such a thing as taking a joke too far.

Well, I don't know what that means. This is hilarious! Oh, and by the way,

Jack and Calumon:
How do you sharpen the Sharpening stone knife?

That's the catch - you have to buy two - then one knife can sharpen the other in classic Communist Leader style.

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