Critical Miss: #40

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#40

Some things just can't be unseen.

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well kratos did get down with aphrodite.
No matter how it would end, jars certainly would fall down after qwick pressing of buttons.

HAHA! The last panel cracked me up!

Vile Images! Fly my pretties!

Animal crackers stick was hilarious yet at the same time i can't help but feel bad as a man XD

I'd go with Kratos since he managed to satisfy a goddesses ;) NO HOMO XD

Love the MTG Game as a frameworks....Damn those seagulls!

Dante, because if he puts a dress on I can squint and imagine him as a girl

Okay, eeewwww....

Just...

I'm gonna have that image in my head all day now XD

Scraping? I think you're doing it wrong.

Haha Vagina monologues.

(Y)

she never loved Cory Rydell and Grey Carter
she never loved Cory Rydell and Grey Carter
she never loved Cory Rydell and Grey Carter
why should Cory Rydell and Grey Carter love her now?

epic

XD

0.o

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Yeah....

And so, somewhere in the murky depths of the internet, another lengthy piece of incredibly weird fanfiction was presumably inspired...

"Ashes to ashes, lust to lust": The Heptalogy

Though Kratos could probably use some stress relief, and Dante some manly comfort after the utter failure of his latest makeover. If something else than rivers of blood float your boats, go at it guys.

Dante. He'd air juggle Kratos until he's dead.

The ending is awesome, I started to chuckle at work and got scolded for it. I'll do it again for the last panels.

Ew.

All those God of War sex minigame QTE... sequence... things and that thought never once occurred to me.

BWAHAHAHA We all know that the Original Dante would do so much better in bed than the Heroin-Addict One (Srsly they said what I was thinking :D)

Lady's Man
image

Crack Head
image

We all know the Better choice people >:(

XD But to be honest, I doubt there is a woman Kratos can't Satisfy

See, I first read this thinking Dante from the Divine Comedy. But, that would be more spartan initiation ritual than anything else.

Also, I love how you can visually describe how the thought process traverses the room. Brilliant!

Its been awhile since I heard Vines song, I think I'm going to go listen to it.

So that's how those nasty mental images get around. Now I can protect myself even better. I already have built-in anti-mental image flak set up around my head, but this will only help me combat their vileness even further.

Hilarious. I get why they're both being compared in bed though. Kratos is the biggest western videogame action hero of the decade and Dante is his eastern counterpart. To compare them sexually is just logical. xD

Ack, fangirl porn. The horror.

ARGH!! I NEED MY BRAIN BLEACH!

OT: Great comic and i didnt now that vile mental images is transfarred that way.

This was a good one, have to say that. Like 4 or 5 of those panels made me laugh. Well done, sirs.
You deserve money. Not MY money, mind you, but money nonetheless.

Haha, herion addict Dante, from now on, that is his title!

Erin sitting naked on a bed scooping out a greyish slush from between her legs?

... well thanks a fucking lot for that image.

Madara XIII:
Lady's Man
image

Lady's man?

Either there's something interesting happening offscreen, or that was meant to be plural.

I'm happy with either.

lol 5 minute sex...you'd have to be soo overly sensitive

I think this is the first one since the original preview strips that actually managed to use gender effectively for the gag. Good work guys. Also, quite possibly your best strip to date. :D

Madara XIII:
BWAHAHAHA We all know that the Original Dante would do so much better in bed than the Heroin-Addict One (Srsly they said what I was thinking :D)

Lady's Man
image

Crack Head
image

We all know the Better choice people >:(

XD But to be honest, I doubt there is a woman Kratos can't Satisfy

he's a teenager you really wouldn't expect much from him in bed anyhow.No homo XD

Eponet:

Madara XIII:
Lady's Man
image

Lady's man?

Either there's something interesting happening offscreen, or that was meant to be plural.

I'm happy with either.

XD OMG the little mental image bats have passed into me

LMAO good call on that one!
And I don't doubt offscreen action happened.

Another awesome strip, Stout never fails to impress me.

Dante, because all Kratos knows how to do is satisfy himself, cause he's a jerk.

Trucken:
Erin sitting naked on a bed scooping out a greyish slush from between her legs?

... well thanks a fucking lot for that image.

I'd think it would be more like a Crying Game shower depending on how much wife and child ash is actually clinging to Kratos' body...

"What else Would you do in Bed?"
"Pacifism"

Wooo, Reanimator! From Death, Victory.

Everybody knows Dante would be better, although you'd have to have a genuine relationship (Dante is ever the gentleman). Kratos would just be there for the sex.

Please bring back the FUNNY Critical miss comics....

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