The Escapist Presents: Escapist Film Festival 2010 Promo

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Escapist Film Festival 2010 Promo

Graham and Paul from Unskippable have a few things to say about the 4th Annual Escapist Film Festival.

Watch Video

Be less than 5

minutes AND not be porn?!?!

*all my ideas flying out the door*

[joke]"The Escapist works hard to produce popular, award winning (Video) series"...

... Like dropping a Pizza, from a ladder, in slow motion... [/joke]

OT: I can't wait to submit my show to the escapist! I hope I at least get the Cartoon Award.

Wolf Devastator:
Be less than 5

minutes AND not be porn?!?!

*all my ideas flying out the door*

You missed one key part, at the end it gives your ideas a chance.

"*Unless it's really hot"

You have a chance!

I want to see the new videos!

I have a video series that I really think could work on The Escapist, right now my biggest issue has been time to film it. I was originally going to try for last years film fest and missed out, same thing going this year.

Crossing fingers that next year, I might have something to submit.

Gosh this sucks... I have this awesome footage thats about 6 minutes long of Ghandi, that blue chick from avatar, Lara Croft and Alyx Vance all having sex on top of the Eiffel Tower right before that scene in the G.I. Joe movie. *Sigh* I'll never be an awesome video maker...

I really hope the Escapist will find some gold this year...
Not real gold, The Escapist is rich enough as it is, but gold as in great video makers.
Fingers crossed!

Is that a greenscreen/
You should have put space on it!

My basic concept will be....a 6min porn! I think I might have a chance to win this ^^

Owlslayer:
Not real gold, The Escapist is rich enough as it is ...

Gee thanks, man. You're off my Xmas list, too.

Man, it's the fourth already?
...I feel old... sort of.

Well, I would enter anyway, but you know...
I have school, and games, and pretty much everything else to do.

So...
Maybe next year.
Or maybe in like... 4 years.

EDIT: While I still remember: QUESTION TO STAFF:
If you actually win, can you still post videos from your current account or do you have to make a new one?

Russ Pitts:

Owlslayer:
Not real gold, The Escapist is rich enough as it is ...

Gee thanks, man. You're off my Xmas list, too.

o.o
I got quoted by Russ Pitts.
Best. Day. Ever.
Also, worst day ever, since the boss of The Escapist officially declared he hated me. This sucks.
But anyways, hopefully there will be Doomsday Arcade level of greatness amongst this years competitors. Loved that show, still love.

Damnmit, no porn

whaleswiththumbs:
Damnmit, no porn

Unless its hot...

I'm not creative enough to do this.

TheNamlessGuy:
EDIT: While I still remember: QUESTION TO STAFF:
If you actually win, can you still post videos from your current account or do you have to make a new one?

Judging by Grey Carter's account (he of Critical Miss fame), I'd imagine you'll be allowed to use your current account. No way has he clocked up nearly 3000 posts in only the 42 Critical Miss threads.

Joos:

whaleswiththumbs:
Damnmit, no porn

Unless its hot...

We need hot porn... What is a wide-appealing pornography type?

It is scientific fact that Paul is able to chop wood with his left hand.

On a less trolly topic. I hope this year will be epic. It was ENN that got me into Loadingreadyrun (via winning with Unskippable) and it was one of the happiest events of my life :D

And a Good Knight's Quest was entertaining too.

I would enter this year, but after getting diddly squat last year, I'm discouraged. I guess I have the ideas, but not the executive ability.

I half expected it to go like this.

GRAHAM: ...and I'm here to tell you why you should join this year's Escapist Film Festival.
*cuts to Graham rolling in hundred dollar bills*
GRAHAM: Ha ha ha! I'm rich! I'm rich!
PAUL: This could be YOU!

Owlslayer:
Also, worst day ever, since the boss of The Escapist officially declared he hated me. This sucks.

Any sort of aknowledgement by the Great Pitts is to be taken as a blessing, heretic.

*Unless it's really hot*

4:59 of really hot porn coming up! :p

Anyway, I watched the video. However I'm about as creative as a stump when it comes to whipping up some new content out of thin air, so watching this was all I can do. Can I get the thumbnail of Graham angrily pointing at me on every video page now removed now?
image

Seriously, the only reason I clicked even though I knew what it was going to say (tell me about the contest and enter it) was because I started getting afraid of what he was going to do to me if I didn't click. That's a fucking scary shot, man.

Unless its really hot?
You guys will regret writing that!

The loophole is obvious to all!

Ah well i hope Escapist finds 5min video gold.

Yahtzee was lucky. He unwittingly chosen!

Hmmm. Just 5 minutes?

I don't know how I could limit my masterpiece like that.

What am I going to tell the girl in the hot tub?

whaleswiththumbs:

Joos:

whaleswiththumbs:
Damnmit, no porn

Unless its hot...

We need hot porn... What is a wide-appealing pornography type?

He, that one's easy. Scandinavian.

so I guess this is a free invitation to mess with graham and paul? I mean they gave us a green screen and their mouth moving, we just need to strip the audio, cut the bits with words popping up, and loop it for infinite comedy potential.
In all seriousness I will probably enter after talking a few people into being a cast.

Wait, what? It can't be porn? Are you insane?!

Loving how the escapist is giving such opportunities to aspiring media artists.

Darn it, I guess I'll have to find another avenue to showcase my avant garde gay porn.

dfcrackhead:
Gosh this sucks... I have this awesome footage thats about 6 minutes long of Ghandi, that blue chick from avatar, Lara Croft and Alyx Vance all having sex on top of the Eiffel Tower right before that scene in the G.I. Joe movie. *Sigh* I'll never be an awesome video maker...

WHAT.
show me.
now.

imnotparanoid:

dfcrackhead:
Gosh this sucks... I have this awesome footage thats about 6 minutes long of Ghandi, that blue chick from avatar, Lara Croft and Alyx Vance all having sex on top of the Eiffel Tower right before that scene in the G.I. Joe movie. *Sigh* I'll never be an awesome video maker...

WHAT.
show me.
now.

What turns you on more? Ghandi, Alex Vance, or the GI Joe movie?

imnotparanoid:

dfcrackhead:
Gosh this sucks... I have this awesome footage thats about 6 minutes long of Ghandi, that blue chick from avatar, Lara Croft and Alyx Vance all having sex on top of the Eiffel Tower right before that scene in the G.I. Joe movie. *Sigh* I'll never be an awesome video maker...

WHAT.
show me.
now.

Gosh man I wish I could, but.... I can't submit it and theres no way for me to get it online, sorry guy.

hahahaa oh c'mon, just because we sometimes visit a gaming website doesn't mean we're the kind of people who spend all day/night looking at Internet porn...or are we . . . (poll? jk)

but hm...maybe this year we'll have some every-man commoner win the contest?

aside from some already established group :/ I mean I know the Escapist is getting big, but much of its charm and attraction (at least I think so with the film fest) is us...the regular folk, showing that we can amount to something

Okay this shouldn't be too hard, hang on, I think I've got a camera and some pork lying around..

Oh, porn.

There goes my idea.

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