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The EA Louse & Friends

If EA would not keep on hiring anonymous bloggers they wouldn't have these problems.

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EDGE,EDGE,EDGE,EDGE,EDGE,EDGE,EDGE,EDGE!
Suck it Langdell!

Edit: First? Really?

Go go Nintendo Pricing...Heh

And EA should watch that grouse! If they ever want Whiskey again...XD

Oh Nintendo!
I also enjoyed ENN is watching you John Funk.

Odd that, didn't know that EA blogger had escapist pub club ad on his blog ;)

dex-dex:
Oh Nintendo!
I also enjoyed ENN is watching you John Funk.

Not just ENN, we will also watch mr.Funk...always...*stares at John Funk*

It's Bullshit! I did not hit her!
Oh Hi Mark!

Ahhhh Nintendo, you don't really get the term "Pricing yourself out of the market" do you? I really think the cost of their system should relate more to production costs if we are every going to shape the "Expensive gimmick" label and make it just plain "Gimmick".

Im also considering making several games with the word "Edge" in them, just becuase i can. Look out for "The Edgemaster's Edgdy Edge-ventures on the Edge if Edgeville"

"Edgy McEdgerson's Hedge Edger" Seriously, how many takes did you need before you both said those lines correctly! I have trouble typing it for goodness sake!

"You can edge an edge."

I laughed.

And I also got a chuckle out of "ENN is always right, except when they're wrong."

olol'd. Watch the latest 3 ENN. Go to home page. Refresh the page and see this.

"If EA would not hiring anonymous bloggers they wouldn't have these problems."

It should be,"If EA was not" or,"If EA wasn't." Apologies for nitpicking.

The EA House is your friend. Happiness is mandatory.

Gingernerd:
"If EA would not hiring anonymous bloggers they wouldn't have these problems."

It should be,"If EA was not" or,"If EA wasn't." Apologies for nitpicking.

You missed "If EA would not hire"

- Apologies for nitpicking on a nitpick.

AngryMongoose:
It's Bullshit! I did not hit her!
Oh Hi Mark!

And that got me.

Reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeCgiLqp1w&feature=related

Thank you LRR for getting that addictive jingle stuck in my brain for eternity again :)

They forgot to mention the EA Douse, Rouse and Touse!

FungiGamer:
They forgot to mention the EA Spouse

Nope, its there.

That was great, guys. xD

What happens in Vegas, is a nuclear apocalypse

Right away, I loved this episode.

Bring on the hedge edging simulator!

I've been waiting for this genre for years!

Too many Edge jokes, not enough jokes about round things.

EA Klaus?

Hey I know that guy!

(not really)

The EA Blouse portion was hawt. Man, I wish I had someone to sexually assault :(

Wow...that news about Nintendo makes me a sad panda. Also, called CreedWars...called it.

I nearly spit out my lunch when the EA Grouse blog came up. Awesome.

How the hell did that Pub Club ad sneak in there? Somebody, fix the alarms to the LRR video vault.

I would certainly like to hug you guys.

Awesome reporting on the EA Klaus. I wonder when he'll strike next!

Yeah, I don't think much of the 3DS, maybe I'll get it, maybe I won't. [puts on sunglasses]

Yay, the Darkness background is back
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I didn't know who Tim Langdell was until I saw this video, but from reading the wikipedia page, that guy was a prick!

Time for me to swoop in and trademark edge!

I noticed Kathleen had a pearl necklace.

How's that for an edgy comment?

Loved the GT5 joke.

So now Escapist staff members are spying on each other?

What is this, 1984?

Coco? cocococ-coocoo cocoocooo cooc! CocococoCOCOC! CoCOCOCO!

Nice reference there guys. Although I didn't know Coco worked at EA, I guess washed up actresses have to work somewhere.

Your love of tongue twisters makes for great closing lines. And kudos to Graham for nailing them so well.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go edge my hedge.

... hey.

I literally lol'd at EA Grouse.

One of the best ENNs so far, good job guys!

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