Critical Miss: Different Creeds

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Different Creeds

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I completely agree with Stout on that.

Though I'm not sure how possible it is for space assassination.

Holy mackarel! I never thought of that, We need Ubisoft to make a Assassins Creed in space!

Zero Gravity assassinations. Did anyone else jizz at the very thought of that?

I was more excited by Victorian England Assassin's Creed. Top hats improve everything.

I love the cute mouse/hamster on her head

It would be hard to kill in space because of the low gravity

zHellas:
I completely agree with Stout on that.

Though I'm not sure how possible it is for space assassination.

Hang under the landing gear until orbit is acheived?

>.>

Zachary Amaranth:

zHellas:
I completely agree with Stout on that.

Though I'm not sure how possible it is for space assassination.

Hang under the landing gear until orbit is acheived?

>.>

You'd die quickly from the exhaust.

Missing SHODAN:
I was more excited by Victorian England Assassin's Creed. Top hats improve everything.

Oooh... And Jack the Ripper is like a rogue assassin that you have to kill!

Evilsanta:
Holy mackarel! I never thought of that, We need Ubisoft to make a Assassins Creed in space!

Don't do it! Don't let them do it!

Come back to the light...

I'm loving AC: Brotherhood so far, but I am annoyed that we're still stuck in Italy with Ezio. And god damn it, I want to assassinate a dinosaur.

You can't go into the future when the game is set in 2012, as you can only go back in Desmond's genetic memory. And I highly doubt there were Assassins in the Stone Age, besides that fact that modern humanity and dinosaurs never co-existed.

Sorry to be a buzzkill. I actually really dig the story of the "present day" sections of Assassin's Creed more than the story within the Animus sessions. Including checking e-mail.

Assasinating dinosaurs would be epic.

Pirate Kitty:

Evilsanta:
Holy mackarel! I never thought of that, We need Ubisoft to make a Assassins Creed in space!

Don't do it! Don't let them do it!

Come back to the light...

NOO! IT has to be done! ARGH!! The light it burns!

OT: Well maybe you are right. But atleast one in old time London would be somewhat epic.

Onyx Oblivion:
Because you can't go into the future when the game is set in 2012, and you can only go back in his genetic memory. And I highly doubt there were Assassins in the Stone Age.

Sorry to be a buzzkill.

Let the kiddies play with their space ships!
Victorian England would also be awesome

zHellas:
Oooh... And Jack the Ripper is like a rogue assassin that you have to kill!

Or you ARE J the R, that would be an interesting twist... so won't be done!

Onyx Oblivion:
Because you can't go into the future when the game is set in 2012, and you can only go back in his genetic memory. And I highly doubt there were Assassins in the Stone Age.

Sorry to be a buzzkill.

No, it just pans back and you've actually been another character reliving the life of Desmond as he was reliving the lives of Altair and Ezio.

*starts playing the Twilight Zone music*

Victorian England? Pffff, gimme Assassins Vs Ninjas in feudal Japan and i'll be a happy boy.

Onyx Oblivion:
You can't go into the future when the game is set in 2012, as you can only go back in Desmond's genetic memory. And I highly doubt there were Assassins in the Stone Age, besides that fact that modern humanity and dinosaurs never co-existed.

Sorry to be a buzzkill. I actually really dig the story of the "present day" sections of Assassin's Creed more than the story within the Animus sessions. Including checking e-mail.

Why must you be the voice of reason? Just let us dwell into impossible things for a minute, please?!

Victorian England would definitely be awesome. The only trouble with moving to just any setting is that the franchise requires large, cramped cities with lots of tall buildings. It's hard to imagine this game in a non-urban setting.

zHellas:

Zachary Amaranth:

zHellas:
I completely agree with Stout on that.

Though I'm not sure how possible it is for space assassination.

Hang under the landing gear until orbit is acheived?

>.>

You'd die quickly from the exhaust.

Missing SHODAN:
I was more excited by Victorian England Assassin's Creed. Top hats improve everything.

Oooh... And Jack the Ripper is like a rogue assassin that you have to kill!

This sort of shit is why Ubisoft piss me off sometimes. They hold a trump card right now that any developer would go mad for, and what do they do with it? "um, more swords, maybe let him have another hidden blade on his other hand or something".

Missing SHODAN:
I was more excited by Victorian England Assassin's Creed. Top hats improve everything.

That's actually one that has potential. The Victorian era was a time of change with a definite shady side and distinctive tightly-packed architecture. I would make it worldwide though with some levels set in France, China and America at the same time...

Who needs an assassin in space? Everyone know that in space no-one can hear you scream...

You when I think about it you're right. I mean for the main storyline of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, it makes sense to keep it in the Renaissance, but the multiplayer? Not so much.

Loved the Top-hatted assassin killing the crowned-top-hatted-templar. Top-hat crown for the win.

Although I think I heard somewhere the next Assassin's Creed is taking place in Russia. Cue "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

Onyx Oblivion:
You can't go into the future when the game is set in 2012, as you can only go back in Desmond's genetic memory. And I highly doubt there were Assassins in the Stone Age, besides that fact that modern humanity and dinosaurs never co-existed.

Sorry to be a buzzkill. I actually really dig the story of the "present day" sections of Assassin's Creed more than the story within the Animus sessions. Including checking e-mail.

Are you questioning the validity of the Flintstones?

Onyx Oblivion:

Sorry to be a buzzkill. I actually really dig the story of the "present day" sections of Assassin's Creed more than the story within the Animus sessions. Including checking e-mail.

I have to disagree, I really like that there is finally a game about an era of history besides the medieval europe, classical mythology, and the modern day. I hope the desmond sections are few and far between in AC3, and we spend most of his time as an ancenstor in the gilded age, sneaking around st petersburg to try to foil the assassination of Czar Alexander I

The Cheezy One:

zHellas:
Oooh... And Jack the Ripper is like a rogue assassin that you have to kill!

Or you ARE J the R, that would be an interesting twist... so won't be done!

I thought that too, but didn't bother to edit and put that in because someone would have thought of it already.

haha I love the omnipresent cane. I think you should have inverted the prehistoric and the space ones though. Anyway, awesome comic!

Missing SHODAN:
I was more excited by Victorian England Assassin's Creed. Top hats improve everything.

Don't forget the Monocles!

Assassinating with Class!

It would be so epic for Assassin's Creed to be set in Victorian times!

And in this panel - PROFESSOR LAYTON BATTLE!

Trucken:
I'm loving AC: Brotherhood so far, but I am annoyed that we're still stuck in Italy with Ezio. And god damn it, I want to assassinate a dinosaur.

A Dinosaur with a Top Hat and Monocle my good man!

Hahahaha I serious LOL'd at Stout's "Jizzed in my Pants" face in the last panel. Imagination can be a very fun thing *wink wink Nudge nudge*

Was that an almost coolface in the last panel?

Also, cool comic, someone should make an Assassin's Creed where you can just pick time's and places and just run around killing, THE ULTIMATE SANDBOX, UNLIMITED BY TIME AND SPACE

zHellas:

The Cheezy One:

zHellas:
Oooh... And Jack the Ripper is like a rogue assassin that you have to kill!

Or you ARE J the R, that would be an interesting twist... so won't be done!

I thought that too, but didn't bother to edit and put that in because someone would have thought of it already.

Only problem with playing as Jack The Ripper, he wasn't so much an assassin, just a twisted guy who killed hookers and took apart their insides, and even though I know we all kill the hookers in GTA so we can get our money back, I think something like that would cause a lot of controversy and also, not make a very good game, especially considering I think Jack only killed like 4 or 5 people.

zHellas:

Zachary Amaranth:

zHellas:
I completely agree with Stout on that.

Though I'm not sure how possible it is for space assassination.

Hang under the landing gear until orbit is acheived?

>.>

You'd die quickly from the exhaust.

Missing SHODAN:
I was more excited by Victorian England Assassin's Creed. Top hats improve everything.

Oooh... And Jack the Ripper is like a rogue assassin that you have to kill!

YES!

I honestly never have been this excited for an Idea.

Only the tophead goes a bit against the whole 'eagle' idea of the hood. But I'm sure they can sort that out.

I'd like one set during the french revolution so we can do abit of scarelt pimpernelling around paris and shit :)

Victorian Assassin's creed would be super sweet, and bitchin'.
Simultaneously.

Depression Era, gangsters everywhere. That would be awesome. That said, what I really want is a nerf on the counter move and an improvement of difficulty.

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