Unskippable: Yakuza 3: Part 2

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Yakuza 3: Part 2

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Snake with an Afro? I'd like to see Hideo Kojima write a twenty minute cut-scene explaining that!

Wesker has an interesting Weekend Job

Man does everyone in that game gel their hair? All of their hairs look so plastic and shiny.

I can't seem to get it to work
"200 Stream not found, NetStream.Play.StreamNotFOund, clip: '{Clip}"
I just realised that I would be posting the link for the hq version there and I almost did by accident :P

EDIT never mind the standard version worked
EDIT EDIT :P Those guys get cheap plastic hair or something? Or maybe they have heads like lego guys? (Actually that would be pretty amusing.

Be nice if they actually subtitled these games instead of just using the English VA's scripts. When the guy opens the door he clearly says Kazama-san but at the bottom of the screen it says Fuma...

In future, if you're going to use a cutscene in a language other than English, please make sure the subtitles are legible in the video? They were all blurry and half of them were covered by the Escapist logo.

it looks like the HD version isn't up yet. I'm a pub club member, but when I go to High quality it load the player and then a message come up say "200, Stream not found"...etc and it stops.

HankMan:
Snake with an Afro? I'd like to see Hideo Kojima write a twenty minute cut-scene explaining that!

"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" "What?" "Why do you have an afro?" "Oh well, when I was a small child I.....*long exposition later*... and thats why I have an afro, now, whats the mission?" "Well...."

now I need surgery.
LOL

Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Dough Boy wants to see me?

Graham? Paul? Tell me. How do you figure the Pillsbury Dough Boy factors into the Yakuza in any way? o_O

Mydnyght:
Graham? Paul? Tell me. How do you figure the Pillsbury Dough Boy factors into the Yakuza in any way? o_O

Because the designers have a terrible way of going "There's someone here you're not expecting" and it's the first fricken cutscene, so they made something up, because that's a terrible way to do an opening cutscene. :P

I'll make sure I stay out of the Realtor business. There's Yakuza behind every deal!
Oh yeah, who wouldn't want to see snake in a 'fro? :P Somehow, it's on the internet. (does some searching)

You know, if that Yakuza boss hadn't actually just stood there for a few seconds after drawing out his gun he might have actually survived, at the very least he would have taken out one of the two making one less boss fight in the game.

David Hayter is truly the master of pronouncing punctuation.

I want a man-fence. Thieves would have a much harder time climbing over it than usual.

"Couldn't be less interested?" But don't you want to know about the guy who killed the other guy even though he was supposed to be dead and then the other guy... did... something...

Ech.

The Escapist watermark made it pretty difficult to read the subtitles.

Albert Wesker's side projects, in addition to the yakuza, include flower arrangements, taping This Old House for his elderly mother and writing a Home Help column for the New York Post. It's a low-paying job, but it's a labor of love.

Actually, Yakuza looks like a pretty good game. However, I expect callbacks to the Yakuza episodes when Shenmue 3 comes out.

"I believe the next game is already out."

The never ending cycle of Yakuzas.

HankMan:
Snake with an Afro? I'd like to see Hideo Kojima write a twenty minute cut-scene explaining that!

You kidding? He'd write that in his sleep.

Also, I second Graham's "Daaaaaaaaaaamn." from the end.

HankMan:
Snake with an Afro? I'd like to see Hideo Kojima write a twenty minute cut-scene explaining that!

Snake: ya see, Otacon found an important gene sequence in the genome soldiers that could manipulate the hair texture, color and length. Knowing that my body would be compatible with such a gene sequence seeing as how I and the soldiers are both products of Big Bosses Genes, he injected that gene sequence into my scalp thereby causing a hideous Afro.....Jesus Christ I look like a 70's Porn Star!!

Hehehe Good enough? Had to pull that one off the top of my head xD

The cursed watermark strikes again! x.x

Who are you saying he would look like with an afro? Snake or king Bradley from Full Metal Alchemist?

"That summer we sent her to police sketch artist camp was money well spent".

Its funny because its true.

Am I the only one not in the Publisher's Club who is having problems?

Edit: And wouldn't you know it, right when I go to get a screenshot, the whole page kicks in. Anywho, good one guys.

Madara XIII:

HankMan:
Snake with an Afro? I'd like to see Hideo Kojima write a twenty minute cut-scene explaining that!

Snake: ya see, Otacon found an important gene sequence in the genome soldiers that could manipulate the hair texture, color and length. Knowing that my body would be compatible with such a gene sequence seeing as how I and the soldiers are both products of Big Bosses Genes, he injected that gene sequence into my scalp thereby causing a hideous Afro.....Jesus Christ I look like a 70's Porn Star!!

Hehehe Good enough? Had to pull that one off the top of my head xD

Naomi: Porn Star?
Snake: Porn Star
"Off the top of your head"? LOL

HankMan:

Madara XIII:

HankMan:
Snake with an Afro? I'd like to see Hideo Kojima write a twenty minute cut-scene explaining that!

Snake: ya see, Otacon found an important gene sequence in the genome soldiers that could manipulate the hair texture, color and length. Knowing that my body would be compatible with such a gene sequence seeing as how I and the soldiers are both products of Big Bosses Genes, he injected that gene sequence into my scalp thereby causing a hideous Afro.....Jesus Christ I look like a 70's Porn Star!!

Hehehe Good enough? Had to pull that one off the top of my head xD

Naomi: Porn Star?
Snake: Porn Star
"Off the top of your head?" LOL

LMAO I seee what ya did THAR!!

i was laughing 10 minutes after CHOSEN ONE part, good work guys, good work

So, do the Japanese speak Japanese even in the English version of the game, or is this the Japanese version with subtitles?

Anyone notice when the guy puts his head through the car window when he bows? About 40 seconds in. Sloppy animation...

Wait why did they shoot the chosen one? Also the hair in that game is really unnerving especially that blond guy at the end. Anyway good episode.

After that cutscene I couldn't be less interested in that game either. One the plus side though, at least they have Japanese people actually speaking Japanese in Japan!

Damn it Escapist! Stop losing my posts!
-EDIT: Sorry for the double post, the Escapist lost my post again. Had to post again to make it appear.

The more of these Yakuza games come out the less interested I am in the series.

If the next Unskippable is indeed Yakuza 4 (which I think isn't actually called Yakuza 4) I will (continue to) love you forever.

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