Escapist News Network: ENN Awards 2010

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First off: Red hair on Kathleen = awesome.

Secondly: GameStop: The Douche Cocoon = also awesome.

What does cheevos and achies mean? I wanna borrow Shagg's helicopter with the machine guns. Kathleen's pouty face when Graham plundered the creepiest trying not to be creepy game award is priceless. Happy X-mas ENN!

Sorry, firefox crashed and I double posted. I'm off to try that hedgy game.

By the way, nice Desert Bus reference. (And for anyone who missed it...)

Onyx Oblivion:
This means no Alan Wake 2, doesn't it?

I loved the game. I was actually going to hunt down all the thermosi (that is the plural, right?) next time I play it.

And Dante's Inferno wasn't that bad at all. The freaking environmental design was epic.

not unless a bunch people buy "games on demand" version of it and buy the DLC for that game. I rented the game and beat in like in 5 days pretty good game.

I like the storyline in for Dante's Inferno

It's funny because "chivo" means "goat" in Spanish.
Also, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PIŅATAS!!!!!
The award given to Dead to Rights is probably closer to bestiality. Good one, Graham.
And I agree that a Mario Kart reality show would be awesome!

Merry Christmas, ENN!

So ENN announced the announcement of an announcement canceling the announced announcement announced for the VGAs?

My brain hurts.

"It's like a douche cocoon."

Epic.

GrizzlerBorno:
What's up with the new iPod-dancing-Imp ad? did anyone else see that? it was hilarious.

It's a spot for Publisher's Club, so pretty much everyone will see it.
(To make it go away, along with our other ads - http://www.escapistmagazine.com/subscription/ )

Also, thanks! I did the animation.

Lambi:

GrizzlerBorno:
What's up with the new iPod-dancing-Imp ad? did anyone else see that? it was hilarious.

Yeah, I saw that. Didn't think it was funny, but eh.

I'm with you on this one, friend.

I just thought it was embarrassing.

Do ENN every week and Loading, Ready Run every other week. More good, less bad.

Fun Episode. Personally I would have played Alan Wake if they hadn't cancelled the PC version they had planned.

I won! When can I expect my trophy and/or cash prize?

"It's like a cocoon... a douche cocoon."

Thank you for accurately describing every Gamestop ever.

Great cleavage; I mean video!

I miss this being weekly. Old news is old :(

Was really looking forward to seeing a "Video Game Character I most wanted to Dragon Punch into a different universe" but alas, you can't win 'em all.

Great skit as always, but it saddens me that I am a douche for using the word chievos as PennyArcade taught it to me.

NirTivAal:
I won! When can I expect my trophy and/or cash prize?

I can send you a lovely drawing you can print yourself and frame on your wall if you'd like. Email me!

where do we find edgy McEdgerson's game?

Where I can play Heath Ledger ? I mean, Hedge Edger...

CaptainCrunch:

It's a spot for Publisher's Club, so pretty much everyone will see it.
(To make it go away, along with our other ads - http://www.escapistmagazine.com/subscription/ )

Also, thanks! I did the animation.

Yeah, asking me to subscribe to get rid of an ad i liked, doesn't really... anyway, sorry i can't subscribe no. I don't have any money. I will subscribe when i get a job though. Don't hold your breath.
And no prob, i especially like the moon-walking....half imp-half Yahtzee...which is your avatar.... and i just can't.........stop staring at it.........stop....that..............please.

Nice hair and awards

You missed a glorious opportunity there.

Best Game With Outdated Graphics, Sound, and Controls Yet Still With an Amazing Story
Deadly Premonition!

Real life spilt/second.. we can dream..

"It's like a cocoon... a Douche cocoon."

^ Ell Oh Ell

Douche cocoons hahaha, who should we call to have them exterminated?

Lady Kathleen:
YESSSSSSSSSSS. That lower third was only for me. And now you. YES.

I'm not entirely sure when it happened.

But now even comments like this come across as super sexual to me.

I may officially be broken.

Good episode and Alan Wake was awesome.

No one brought Alan Wake because, it was on Xbox. Its trying to appeal to the wrong demographic!

Wait... Darksiders is good? This is a surprising development. I am surprised.

Yeah, see, I would buy custom faceplates if Microsoft actually offered them for sale in my area... or advertised them... They have my email address and an online store, so their failure to get my money is well deserved.

Oh no, wait! I think I saw a Gears of War plate in my local EB once. I remember trying to work out why someone would want a big ugly dude snarling at them on their xbox.

I remember when Microsoft used to be respected.

Dana22:
Where I can play Heath Ledger ? I mean, Hedge Edger...

http://www.kongregate.com/games/NirTivAal/edgey-mcedgersons-hedge-edger
Great work guys.
I laughed frequently.

No one noticed it was Hammond's crash in the picture?

Thought it looked farmiliar, brain injuries all round then?

powercall:
II kinda liked my hands but I do wanna hear the original theme song...

I like it too. I can see people's frustration, but I still like it as a song. If I remember, the original theme isn't any better, but I don't really remember any of it. So, by default, I guess what I just said isn't very reliable.

Okysho:
what the heck are "cheevos"? like... a new cheettos flavour?

Cosplay Horatio:
What does cheevos and achies mean?

It's the "gangsta" way to talk about Achievements.

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