Critical Miss: The Christmiss Buying Guide

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Coulda used this two weeks ago!!!!

Got all my gift buying done at the Dollar Store, Bwah hah hah!!!!

(I have spent years cultivating a reputation as a sort of vile scrooge around the holidays, which gives me some unprecedented freedom in both buying gifts and disparaging all things ornamental/musical around Xmas.)

Slim Fast? She looks a little scrawny if anything.

Loved everyone's reaction to Penny's painting. I imagine that 0_0 is the proper response to whatever it is.

And a brick? Damn it, Ashley got one hell of a cool gift.

Happy Holidays!

Nothing says Merry Christmas then a child with a M16

+1 awesome for mentioning Rammstein

I love penny's face...and the fact she is wearing a Nartuo head band.

Nice guide. They should give this out on leaflets in malls.

I would SO play that Splinter cell co-op mode.

i think it is the cat at the window in the second to last frame it looks...odd

I probably got ninja'd on this, but WTF IS THE BOSS HOLDING IN PANEL 3?

Best Christmas present EVER

The hamster, apparently, can change colors. Or is it a chameleonster?

BB guns never get old. My uncle got one and during the morning he was shooting people with it at random intervals. The best part was one I heard from my room.

*click*
Dad: "FUCK!"
*maniacal laughter*
Uncle: "Headshot!"

And these are both grown men (but that's debatable)

And I think I finally understand Penny. Her first appearance she was sorta normal looking, the next one she had fox ears and tail. I kinda thought that it was just character changes on the fly, since she's a furry obviously. Now, no fox-ears and a Naruto band. She's just one of those everyday-cosplayers.

Your friends don't know this, but that is the entire reason that they had children.

Sporky111:
BB guns never get old. My uncle got one and during the morning he was shooting people with it at random intervals. The best part was one I heard from my room.

*click*
Dad: "FUCK!"
*maniacal laughter*
Uncle: "Headshot!"

And these are both grown men (but that's debatable)

And I think I finally understand Penny. Her first appearance she was sorta normal looking, the next one she had fox ears and tail. I kinda thought that it was just character changes on the fly, since she's a furry obviously. Now, no fox-ears and a Naruto band. She's just one of those everyday-cosplayers.

She clearly cosplayed as Orochimaru then.

Cameron Baxter:
i think it is the cat at the window in the second to last frame it looks...odd

It's an owl.

My Christmas buying guide: Blow all of your gift money on steam sales.

HankMan:

I wonder who's orifice Nathan was defiling in that picture.

A very disturbing thought is Nathan Fillion having sex with all of penny's co-workers.
That would have been worth the O.O

Cameron Baxter:
i think it is the cat at the window in the second to last frame it looks...odd

I think it's an ostrich.

The_root_of_all_evil:

Grey Carter:
Critical Miss: The Christmiss Buying Guide

Happy christmas your arse, I pray god itīs our last.

Pardon?

Good old Critical Miss. Also, imagination makes pannel 4 worse...

lacktheknack:

The_root_of_all_evil:

Grey Carter:
Critical Miss: The Christmiss Buying Guide

Happy christmas your arse, I pray god itīs our last.

Pardon?

I could have been someone.

dalek sec:

ForgottenPr0digy:
did she buy a boss a dildo???

I think it was candy shaped like one honestly. :D

Who's mega-Moly and where have we seen her, I forget.

I thought it was a bong.

Grey Carter:

lacktheknack:

The_root_of_all_evil:

Happy christmas your arse, I pray god itīs our last.

Pardon?

I could have been someone.

Well so could anyone!

Merry christmas!

Trucken:

Grey Carter:

lacktheknack:

Pardon?

I could have been someone.

Well so could anyone!

Merry christmas!

You took my dreams from me

When I first found you

My roommate's niece got a BB gun for Christmas. She's not even in kindergarten yet.

I had another "Can I go back to civilization now?" moment.

What...what did she draw? I know I probably shouldn't ask...

foxyexplosion:

Trucken:

Grey Carter:

I could have been someone.

Well so could anyone!

Merry christmas!

You took my dreams from me

When I first found you

I kept 'em with me, babe. (I put them with my own.)

Nincompoop:
I want to see that painting of Nathan Fillion!
At least that's what I think that was...

Same here I wanna see what she painted!!! I know it might completely ruin my mind forever, but I wanna seeeeeeeeeeee

superbatranger:
What...what did she draw? I know I probably shouldn't ask...

It involves Nathan Fillion molesting your childhood...

Did anyone besides me notice that mini-Moll has 2 mommies? Well played.

Penny is awesome. I don't know why.

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