Unskippable: Dead Rising 2: Part 2

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Dead Rising 2: Part 2

Chuck faces off with his ultimate nemesis: Catty women.

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This is one of the worst cuscenes I've ever seen.

This sudden (and COMPLETELY unforeseeable) turn of events really...
*puts on sunglasses*
bites
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dead rising 2 was full of awful cut scenes, and I never understood why those Vegas girls kept mocking chuck for not "riding hard", I won the competition and they still mocked me :S

+ I think you got your deads confused, on the discription you have the game down as dead space 2, not dead rising 2

Graham_LRR:

Game: Dead Space 2

Bit of a mistake there!

captioning fail by the way on the video description.

Hell, I enjoyed the more dumb cutscenes in DR2.
Great episode guys!

And just a quick note: The video description reads "Dead Space 2" =)

Average Citizens, haha.

I wish real news stations would do that. Imagine your being interviewed on BBC News and the caption is just: 'Some Moron'

Can't be as bad as hanging round with those two women though. I mean sure you get to sleep with them but for the next six months literally everything you do will be turned into an insult about crap you are in bed.

If that news station covered real life news with those chicks then it'd be like:

"Obama, I see you couldn't FORCE that public option over the FIRM Congress. You tried AGAIN and AGAIN but with no RELIEF."
"What the hell? It was still a major victory. Give me a break!"

All the time the caption reads 'Black Dude'.

Would still be better than Fox News though.

If you can't remember what happened with the sexy ladies last night, that might mean you took a roofy (sp?), and that implies some fairly bad stuff :(

Awesome guys. Very good episode. Sure the cutscenes were short of unbearable, but they were made a whole lot better thanks to the comedy of Unskippable.

I especially liked when Chuck was about to be attacked and some random guy gets in the way.

"Umm.....Thanks?"

Anyone else notice that the video description, it says the cutscene is from "Dead Space 2"? Or am I just seeing things?

"Let's wipe 'em off and hose 'em down!" Graham & Paul: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Also liked the "make some noise" part. Yup, he said "make some noise," so you did. Nice.

And was that nude dude really necessary? Ugh, now I'm getting a Hybrid Heaven flashback...

And about that elevator... Now I wonder how many elevators in cutscenes we'll see this year?
Will any of them NOT result in an ominous crash?....

Damn those lesbians for hating on my "performance" with the ladies

I'm pretty sure the cutscenes in DR are supposed to be terrible. It's a campy zombie flick for god's sake.

I find it funny that a game about a Zombie Outbreak takes 8 minutes to ZOMBIE OUTBREAK. :P

I seriously hate those chicks... I didn't win the first time, then they stomped on my manhood, so I kept restarting till I won... and they stomped on my manhood...

WHAT THE HELL?!

I never did finish this game... but I hope they get eaten.

just duct tape something to your daughter, now you have a weapon.

In the video information/description it says
Game: Dead Space 2

Look at it XD

I always wondered what those chicks would say if I came in first LOL

I hated those women. I could never understand why they were giving me such a hard time, and then I saw the multiplayer where the winners seem to get a threesome. I can only imagine they shun you because you don't immediately grope them after winning.
I will say though, I really enjoyed the bit where you get to pound them.

As the game goes on, CURE's views and politics are revealed to be less "STOP KILLING ZOMBIES, THEY'RE INNOCENT!" and more "this glamorization and glorifying of killing zombies is demeaning, not only to those who are infected but not turned (i.e. Chuck's daughter) but also to people who have lost loved ones to the infection."
I also liked the line about beef shortages, being a reference to the first game, where it's revealed that the zombie parasite was discovered in a government project attempting to find a way to mass-produce beef, which failed horribly.

"That's it, you bitches, I am totally not saving your asses from the zombie apocalypse."

Milkman Dan:

Graham_LRR:

Game: Dead Space 2

Bit of a mistake there!

"I hate you Milkman Dan." I love redmeat. Good avatar/username. :)

As for Dead Rising 2, Please tell me you can actually kill those women during the game.

HankMan:
This sudden (and COMPLETELY unforeseeable) turn of events really...
*puts on sunglasses*
bites
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hahahaha.
That was the perfect ending to this terrible cutscene.
The seriously over stereotypical "hot" women were obviously zombies.
zOMGies!

Wow, there's actually zombie rights group in this game? Inconceivable!
Also why would he try to climb out of the elevator when there's a zombie shuffling towards him? Esp. considering he was unarmed. I'd get back in the elevator where the zombie presumably couldn't get me.

K4RN4GE911:

I especially liked when Chuck was about to be attacked and some random guy gets in the way.

"Umm.....Thanks?"

I laughed like hell at that part
<pretty much this face [Hoppip]

LadyRhian:
"That's it, you bitches, I am totally not saving your asses from the zombie apocalypse."

Seriously I wouldn't care if they were the last uninfected women on earth and the fate of the human race depended on their survival. One more catty remark and I'd shove them into a pit of zombies myself.

Suilenroc:
just duct tape something to your daughter, now you have a weapon.

Okay dude, that was just plain awesome.

Suilenroc:
just duct tape something to your daughter, now you have a weapon.

I literally burst out laughing when I read this :D

OT: Great episode :D

HankMan:
This sudden (and COMPLETELY unforeseeable) turn of events really...
*puts on sunglasses*
bites
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Just press it.
http://instantsfun.es/csi

OT: I heard that on the LRR podcast, Graham had played DR2 and he won, but still they talked like if he performed poorly xD

That was really funny guys, but um... can women's hips really swivel that far?

God damn women what do you want! like come on he won, he was first place why what were you looking for huh? a better experience!

damn women are the same.

Well I wonder if there will be a part 3 because there are enough funny cutscenes in this game for 10 eps especially the fat bunny virgin man.

Draconalis:
I seriously hate those chicks... I didn't win the first time, then they stomped on my manhood, so I kept restarting till I won... and they stomped on my manhood...

WHAT THE HELL?!

I never did finish this game... but I hope they get eaten.

Even better you get to kill them

I'm suprised that when Chuck ran into the room blood-soaked they didn't say "You've got red on you."

Also, the twins are more or less paid to behave that way, I think. Then again, maybe there's a reason T.K. never has them speak?

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