Daily Drop: Meat

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Meat

A giant wad of expired beef moves surprisingly slowly.

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Wow. That was just odd. I'd have expected more from that but it just absorbed that impact perfectly.

No crowbar? but it was still interesting

Wow, that was...umm...boring. Throw it at the floor maybe? :P

I wonder what the yellow package is. (rubs chin)

I admit, there was something funny about it just going "splat" and giving up.

I was hoping for something Valentine's Day oriented...

anyways, a waste of good meat IMO, could've gotten the same effect with a sac of water.

Speaking of which, do water balloons!

Hmm. Not as impressive as I'd have hoped. Oh well.
Anyway, first past-due fish, now past-due beef?
The beef didn't stink up the place as much as the fish did, did it?

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SteelStallion:
do water balloons!

They already did:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/daily-drop/2451-Water-Balloons

SteelStallion:
I was hoping for something Valentine's Day oriented...

anyways, a waste of good meat IMO, could've gotten the same effect with a sac of water.

Speaking of which, do water balloons!

But it's not good meat...it's expired...

That was... Very disgusting and sort of entertaining at the same time.

Needs more crowbar.

As a side note, surprising how well it held itself together.

First drop reminded me of this guy (Krang) from TMNT

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now all I can think about is Meatwad quotes.

SteelStallion:
I was hoping for something Valentine's Day oriented...

anyways, a waste of good meat IMO, could've gotten the same effect with a sac of water.

Speaking of which, do water balloons!

There's a joke about Valentines day and sacks of meat somewhere in here...

Imper1um:
Wow, that was...umm...boring. Throw it at the floor maybe? :P

I wonder what the yellow package is. (rubs chin)

It looks like an old 8-track tape to me.

Where was my CROWBAR!

Not too impressive...

By the way...that's beef? Shouldn't beef be a little more...red? Looks like pork.

Having worked with meat, I did not expect much of this drop. And I wasn't surprised. It's way too malleable and there is too much air in it to make a proper crash. Still, it was entertaining. :D

i can't help but wonder if this is supposed to be an invader zim reference doing meat on valentine's day

Wait...you...just gave up?

This was kind of gross to watch while doing science homework on the menstrual cycle.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!! We've got to stop them somehow!!!

That meat is all like "No, fuck you and your videos."

What happened to the crowbar? Freeman is dissapoint.

It was weird how it just stopped

SteelStallion:
I was hoping for something Valentine's Day oriented...

anyways, a waste of good meat IMO, could've gotten the same effect with a sac of water.

Speaking of which, do water balloons!

Someone isn't paying very close attention...

OT: Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew. I feel filled with squick now.

Always knew Meatwad was very resilient

"Boring" drop, little to no effect on the floor there meat. I give you 4/10 for effort.

Hehe, the last drop and Paul is like "Screw this I'm going home" xD

Someguy 24:
This was kind of gross to watch while doing science homework on the menstrual cycle.

That's kind of gross, why are you telling us that :3c

I wanted the crowbar! I wanted to see you beat meat!
See what I did there?
Ahaha!
Haha!
*looks around!*
Laugh, damn it!

the meat on the home page looks heart shaped... that would have been awesome.

Getting their meat out for Valentines day. Anti-climax indeed. Gross.

I just hope you guys did some seriously manly cooking with that after dropping it!

I don't think the 5 second rule resets every time you drop the meat.

UUUMMMMMMMMM...... Was I the only one who thought that looked like a Brain at first??

Kind of unimpressive overall.

Looks like the meat (puts on sunglasses) got beat.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

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