Lol... You silly americans.

AVEEEEEEENGE ME!!!!!

(as a side note I love how the Red Dawn guy is like "I think I may have found my new calling, video games!" Cause where else would this fly, right?)

I would actually stop watching after it was decied that an invasion force should attack a secondary school and waste ammunition spraying through it's windows and firing RPGs at kids running away. That should be answer C.

Alcohol makes everything better.

Daystar Clarion:
Lol. Yanks.

I'm trying to think of any upcoming games that can out-ludicrous Homefront...

It's not going well...

Duke Nukem Forever [1], the next Blade Kitten game...though those aren't so ludicrous because they weren't meant to be serious.

OniaPL:
Lol... You silly americans.

Take another shot and try the test again.

I like the little blinking rock.

LOL. Americans

Everyone thought that movie was dumb not just you.

Lol. Americans.

Also, I love how the guinea pig/gerbil is having a staring contest with a rock.

Where's the option for basking in the cheese?

I mean, that's what it was like with Freedom Fighters anyway.

_{Man, that game was great...}

I think once people Cold war era Americans realized Russia was in no way a threat, invasion wise, to the United States, Red Dawn lost all relevance, and practically became a joke upon itself (just play GTA:VC and listen to the ammunation commercial). If anything, Red Dawn is a comedy now and days.

I got Homefront though because I cant wait for BF3, and I need something to wash the taste of COD:BO PC out of my mouth...

I get the impression that the art quality is steadily improving on this strip. A lot less disproportionate heads and less-gangly looking limbs... maybe it's just me.

WOLVERINES!
But wait, consider this: what place of excess, capitalist decadence, and sexism would be found in most major cities? So why wouldn't a communist force try to remove such an unsightly place from their newly conqueredliberated territory?
Okay, the game is starting to make sense now. I'm gonna put my bottle of Jim Beam down now. Also, why is my room spinning?

LOL Americans

-takes a swig-

LOL Americaannnsss

-'nother swig-

LOL Amerrannsss

-passes out-

Grey Carter:
Today is Monday right? I'm not just imagining that?

Monday? What are you talking about? Mondays were outlawed long ago during The Great War for Mondays in 1911 it's called Manday now since it was the Americans who won it and that means they get to write history.

Pff, Mondays...

OT: Go Wolverines! Good one ;)

I'd rather play a silly game like that rather than one that tries to be topical and realistic (unless done well, otherwise it'll end up being more tasteless and boring).

But I don't play much those kinds of games. I prefer my shooters unrealistic, shooting demons and aliens.

why wasn't the enemy chinese, the the game could be relevant, at least bethesda had the balls to call out china as the enemy

*Takes a shot of Jack*

I'm Canadian, pretty sure an EMP over the US would have done something to us, I mean we do generate a lot of electricity; however, would an EMP exploding over the continent only conveniently effect one country?

I can see why we wouldn't be invaded, but I'd at least expect us to get flooded from the backed up dams across the border...

Yanks... I'll go back to charging them $210.00 to fish for 8 days.

Dear America, the cold war ended 22 years ago. Commies aren't a threat any more.
Too few shooters out there not centred around the USA.

rembrandtqeinstein:
why wasn't the enemy chinese, the the game could be relevant, at least bethesda had the balls to call out china as the enemy

?? o nevermind fallout3 duh! ... yes the chinese also would have made for a more plausible scenerio than a completely destitute country like north korea with cold war technology to take over South Korea XD

yeh you'd die of liver failure before option A makes sense. lol americans. XD

If you are American can you replace "Lol, Americans" with "Lol, Cold War Hysteria?"

Grey Carter:
Today is Monday right? I'm not just imagining that?

It is, in fact, Monday, as my grumpy readings from Garfield indicate.

Patton662:
Dear America, the cold war ended 22 years ago. Commies aren't a threat any more.
Too few shooters out there not centred around the USA.

I thought the main characters were Brits in the Modern Wurfurr games. (because they were)
(and an American was the bad guy) (and a Russian) (and Middle-Eastern dudes. what the fuck?)

Anyways.
Lol. Americans!
Edit: scratch what I said beforehadn about amerika not being the focus in MW. I just remembered that part when you slogged your lazy ass through post-EMP Washington. For some reason... it was so goddamn satysfying to see the place in flames. Not because it's Washington, or America, but because it's a city turned into a creepy and emotionally impactive (lol. dunno how to spell) place. And that's good.

We need more burning cities. Also, alcohol.

if all video games came with three shots of jack I'm sure their review scores would increase.

lol Americans.

...crap, I'm one.

Oh, well, if you can't laugh at yourself...

Why is a rock having a staring contest with Erin's rat on the sand bag?

Also: Lol. Americans.

The test could be a problem, I tend to become even more of a socialist when I drink.

Maybe I'll just stick to the meth-and-moonshine contact high of looking at the box art.